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2001/51 plate BMW 318i - we have a winner!

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#301 OFFLINE   purplebargeken

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Posted Yesterday, 10:07 PM

Damn, outbid at the offset :) :)


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#302 ONLINE   Kiltox

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Posted Yesterday, 10:25 PM

Kinell big spender I’m also out of the bidding :D
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#303 OFFLINE   Ohdearme

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Posted Yesterday, 10:51 PM

Greggs, I’ll swapsie it for a 2.5 V6 mondeo with ticket till July and FSH...I am serious btw. That’s in Leeds if it helps the travel :)

EK03xrr if you want to get a quote for it
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#304 OFFLINE   SierraMikeHotel

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Posted Yesterday, 11:21 PM

FUCK!!!

I’m not kidding when I say that the text from Ken coincided with my toilet flooding.

That was a really intense 10 minutes. Now, what the fuck am I going to do? There’s no way I can afford to insure this thing, so I could either sell it on with Ken’s permission or do the right thing and MOT the fucker. But how??

I entered before I bought my Merc so it's surplus to requirements now. If I'd won I would have got it legal, written a head to head test of both cars then offered it out - Mo being the most likely recipient now that Pandamonium has bought something.

Just a thought :)

#305 ONLINE   Kiltox

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Posted Yesterday, 11:26 PM

Would swap for MOTed Primera GT if you bring it to me in Gloucester like
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#306 OFFLINE   Daviemck2006

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Posted Today, 12:38 AM

Put it on a roffle again at a silly, say £3 a ticket. You get a quick boost to your funds for basically nothing and we all get another chance at it. I am actually a little disappointed, i honestly have never liked german cars, always preferred french but I have changed recently and own a vw caddy van, just sold a skoda fabia which I did like to buy a seat leon, which I promptly crashed at the weekend through no fault of my own and Im waitimg for the insurance to sort out. The bmw would have been fine for a stop gap, even allowing for a mega easyjet then 600 mile drive collection thread.

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#307 OFFLINE   Ghosty

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Posted Today, 01:19 AM

Roffle rules as I remember are that the winner can do as they please. Keep, flip, defer existing roffle to next draw, offer for sale at actual price, offer for sale at roffle ticket price, give away, &c...
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#308 OFFLINE   Tetleysmooth

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Posted Today, 04:58 AM

If it roffles again again, I'll have a punt this time.



#309 OFFLINE   Cavcraft

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Posted Today, 06:59 AM

Toilets broken and he wins a floater. Now THAT is Autoshite.
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#310 ONLINE   The Reverend Bluejeans

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Posted Today, 07:50 AM

Toilets broken and he wins an E46. Now THAT is Autoshite.


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#311 OFFLINE   purplebargeken

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Posted Today, 09:17 AM

Whoever finally gets the car please just keep me informed so I can assist in the collection - 'cos Farm.

 

I'm off this week and next if that helps and will need a couple of days notice to let the farm people know.

 

Collection will need to be during reasonable hours, again 'cos Farm folk.

 

Cheers


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Hyundai i10 auto - white goods shite
Rover 75 1.8 auto - wafty kettle
Ford Galaxy - big red shite with added space

BMW 318i Touring with dealer optional indicators fitted! Gently sleeping!
Triumph Toledo - 2.0 for added sleeper shite
Triumph Dolomite 1850 auto - crusty shite
MG ZT Mean Green Machine
MGF 1.8 VVC BRG floppytop shite






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