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#1 OFFLINE   Jim Bell

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Posted 01 October 2018 - 08:22 AM

Up with the larks today in preparation for a toddle down the hill to see a good man about a good car. The mornings are becoming chill and the night is creeping steadilly into the day. Time to invest in a Winter Beater then.
Probably the ideal and most appropriate WBOD you could possibly imagine.



Wheels up 05:07.

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Poo count: 1.
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#2 OFFLINE   D Spares & Tyres

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Posted 01 October 2018 - 08:25 AM

I'm guessing this thread will end with a dog too
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#3 OFFLINE   Jim Bell

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Posted 01 October 2018 - 08:27 AM

Despite the sharp air stinging my lungs and fingertips, I braved the first predawn of October and began fucking off.

South.


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Fucking off-mobile:

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A fine choice for the first leg.

To wake me up, I whacked in some 1990s FLOUR IN YOUR HAIR AND COWBOY HAT ROCK.




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#4 OFFLINE   Jim Bell

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Posted 01 October 2018 - 08:34 AM

Sunderland.
Where ringworm was invented and where it is still celebrated today.
The local delicacies include love bites on the neck and blue pop.





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#5 OFFLINE   Jim Bell

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Posted 01 October 2018 - 08:38 AM

Smoll train leads to big train and we are OFF.

More south please. Fastly.



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#6 OFFLINE   Jim Bell

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Posted 01 October 2018 - 08:59 AM

Hurtling through the countryside powered only by photosynthesis and psychotropic carpet patterns.


Choo choo. Make way make way. Im a motorist on a mission.

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#7 OFFLINE   Jim Bell

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Posted 01 October 2018 - 09:02 AM

Yorkshire achieved. Birthplace of the best pudding and tea.



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#8 OFFLINE   Jim Bell

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Posted 01 October 2018 - 09:06 AM

P.C. up one to two.

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Onward!
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#9 ONLINE   loserone

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Posted 01 October 2018 - 09:11 AM

Am stalking you.

Well, I will be when my train arrives and you come over to the main line again.

For about a minute.
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405 with no head, Leaf, 206 GTI with a knackered axle, Legacy H6 Spec B.  '95 e34 518i incoming.


#10 ONLINE   loserone

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Posted 01 October 2018 - 09:12 AM

In fact, just wait there for an hour and I'll pass through. Slowly,

405 with no head, Leaf, 206 GTI with a knackered axle, Legacy H6 Spec B.  '95 e34 518i incoming.


#11 OFFLINE   Jim Bell

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Posted 01 October 2018 - 09:29 AM

In fact, just wait there for an hour and I'll pass through. Slowly,


Im already fully inside Derby.
*waves*
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#12 ONLINE   loserone

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Posted 01 October 2018 - 09:53 AM

Lucky girl, unusual name.
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405 with no head, Leaf, 206 GTI with a knackered axle, Legacy H6 Spec B.  '95 e34 518i incoming.


#13 ONLINE   loserone

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Posted 01 October 2018 - 10:08 AM

This train is slow man. Bon voyage!

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405 with no head, Leaf, 206 GTI with a knackered axle, Legacy H6 Spec B.  '95 e34 518i incoming.


#14 OFFLINE   Jim Bell

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Posted 01 October 2018 - 10:37 AM

This train is slow man. Bon voyage!
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Bon apetite!

Never!!



Last train.

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#15 OFFLINE   Jim Bell

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Posted 01 October 2018 - 10:38 AM

Then a quick run home.

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#16 OFFLINE   JoeyEunos

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Posted 01 October 2018 - 10:55 AM

Have you bought an Ovlov?



#17 ONLINE   loserone

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Posted 01 October 2018 - 11:07 AM



Last train.


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Meteor incoming?
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405 with no head, Leaf, 206 GTI with a knackered axle, Legacy H6 Spec B.  '95 e34 518i incoming.


#18 ONLINE   barefoot

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Posted 01 October 2018 - 11:13 AM

Then a quick run home.

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Best of luck with that.


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#19 ONLINE   Fabergé Greggs

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Posted 01 October 2018 - 01:56 PM

It’s all gone quiet... how bamboozling

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Posted 01 October 2018 - 02:01 PM

Then a quick run home.

 

 

Out of breath with running?


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#21 OFFLINE   tooSavvy

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Posted 01 October 2018 - 02:01 PM

Troozers down & let the 'homing cock*' lead you safely Northward to safety

*pidginn
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Wallsend?.....it's not the End of the Walled ;<)

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Posted 01 October 2018 - 02:06 PM

Troozers down & let the 'homing cock*' lead you safely Northward to safety
*pidginn


Aye... Tis a bisley yonk to yay homing cock laddie. Northwards and up aye! Safety is a pidgin to you and I. Strength to you whippety donk!
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#23 OFFLINE   oldcars

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Posted 01 October 2018 - 04:12 PM

Im already fully inside Derby.
*waves*

 

 

Troozers down & let the 'homing cock*' lead you safely Northward to safety

*pidginn

May explain the lack of replies.


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#24 OFFLINE   Felly Magic

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Posted 01 October 2018 - 04:52 PM

He's been abducted whilst trying to escape from the midlands. I do hope it's a Tata Indica


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#25 OFFLINE   Jim Bell

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Posted 01 October 2018 - 05:23 PM

ACOCK IS GREEN was achieved and all the blood shot to my groinpants.


My face is pained because my pants have become too tight.



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#26 OFFLINE   Jim Bell

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Posted 01 October 2018 - 05:27 PM

2.3 litres of supercharged RWD convertible with borderline rear tyres.

Bring on the blizzards!

Wbod gonna wbod.




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#27 OFFLINE   Jim Bell

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Posted 01 October 2018 - 05:29 PM

Now. The more astute of you men may be wondering if I fit into it.

Answer:

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Kind of.


Sit up straight for maximum lols.

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#28 OFFLINE   gadgetgricey

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Posted 01 October 2018 - 05:29 PM

Fantastic - Glad thats gone to a good home


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#29 OFFLINE   JoeyEunos

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Posted 01 October 2018 - 05:29 PM

Very nice too, deeply sensible winter purchase.


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Posted 01 October 2018 - 05:30 PM

Now. The more astute of you men may be wondering if I fit into it.

Answer:

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Kind of.


Sit up straight for maximum lols.

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Didn't you have to sack one of these off before because you didn't fit?






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