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Jaaaaaaaaaaag......For Sale £17 a ticket, two for £30 - £900 Sale - 30 tickets sold

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#271 OFFLINE   djim

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Posted 11 January 2019 - 08:40 PM

I live near Uckfield and I feel this end of the country would be all out of whack if I don't bring another Jag back down to balance things out. A random please. 


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#272 ONLINE   Hooli

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Posted 13 January 2019 - 08:43 PM

Bump! half (almost) sold, get in while the running is hot people.


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#273 OFFLINE   pilninggas

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Posted 13 January 2019 - 08:46 PM

1x randumb.


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#274 ONLINE   Hooli

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Posted 13 January 2019 - 08:49 PM

List updated again.


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#275 OFFLINE   xtriple

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Posted 13 January 2019 - 11:47 PM

Never have too many Jaguars, one random please :)


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#276 ONLINE   Hooli

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Posted 14 January 2019 - 08:42 AM

We're well past halfway now, come on folks it could be yours!


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#277 ONLINE   Hooli

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Posted 15 January 2019 - 12:57 PM

Bump!


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#278 OFFLINE   yes oui si

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Posted Yesterday, 10:08 PM

Interesting question about the car being roffled, and not at all a bump because I can't resist roffles, and need my fix.


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#279 OFFLINE   motorpunk

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Posted Yesterday, 11:19 PM

Oh bollocks. One random please. Can a grown up tell me how to pay in due course as I'm useless at this.

I'm in so much shit if I win.

:)
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#280 ONLINE   Hooli

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Posted Yesterday, 11:24 PM

Interesting question about the car being roffled, and not at all a bump because I can't resist roffles, and need my fix.

 

What's the question? ;)

 

Oh bollocks. One random please. Can a grown up tell me how to pay in due course as I'm useless at this.

I'm in so much shit if I win.

:)

 

If/when it sells out I'll PM everyone with payment details, normally Paypal.


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#281 OFFLINE   Ohdearme

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Posted Yesterday, 11:39 PM

I'm in so much leather and wood if I win.

:)


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