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#1 OFFLINE   Hooli

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Posted 23 September 2018 - 07:26 AM

Anyone paying attention to things on here should know the answer already but for the rest of you what starts like this?

 

Breakfast

 

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An envelope of the Queen's portraits

 

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Posted 23 September 2018 - 07:37 AM

Yessss, a collection thread!
Clue please.
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Posted 23 September 2018 - 07:39 AM

I hope its an Enfield Scrambler.
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Posted 23 September 2018 - 07:39 AM

Yessss, a collection thread!
Clue please.

 

Buttons, it has many buttons hidden in the ambience of a gentleman's club.


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Posted 23 September 2018 - 07:40 AM

I hope its an Enfield Scrambler.

 

Very tempted by that, but no I've resisted so far.


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#6 OFFLINE   Hooli

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Posted 23 September 2018 - 07:40 AM

Just heading for the bus for stage one...


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Posted 23 September 2018 - 07:41 AM

I’m in.


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Posted 23 September 2018 - 08:10 AM

What, like in a deep buttoned velvet interior, or buttons on a dash, like an 80's Lancia?

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Posted 23 September 2018 - 08:13 AM

About time you had another Jaguar.
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Posted 23 September 2018 - 08:29 AM

What, like in a deep buttoned velvet interior, or buttons on a dash, like an 80's Lancia?

That's not cricket old chap.

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Posted 23 September 2018 - 08:32 AM

One highly uninspiring train station after a bus that appeared to be falling apart. 30mins till my train so I'd best get comfy* on the awful metal benches.f91c5b7bd1d9382efcedd565e1114b74.jpg
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Posted 23 September 2018 - 08:47 AM

What an inspiring* view to make you want to live life to the max! Are you inside a prison?


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Posted 23 September 2018 - 09:01 AM

What an inspiring* view to make you want to live life to the max! Are you inside a prison?

Worse, Doncaster!

Now on a train and heading south.
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Posted 23 September 2018 - 09:44 AM

One highly uninspiring train station after a bus that appeared to be falling apart. 30mins till my train so I'd best get comfy* on the awful metal benches.https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/2018092...


That looks fabulous. I’m envious *


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Posted 23 September 2018 - 09:44 AM

Hum...buttons... gentleman's club...


It's a customised Bedford CF seventies shagging wagon?
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Posted 23 September 2018 - 09:50 AM

Buttons. Hmmm initial thoughts 240GLT leather, but- gentleman’s club and to replace a Saab daily I’m thinking jag x type diesel, top spec = lots of buttons.
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Posted 23 September 2018 - 09:53 AM

No second thoughts it’s that very good value x300
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Posted 23 September 2018 - 09:53 AM

Bristol bound?  (the city, I'm not guessing that you're buying a Bristol!)



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Posted 23 September 2018 - 10:19 AM

Buttons, it has many buttons hidden in the ambience of a gentleman's club.

Old laptop in a briefcase?
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Posted 23 September 2018 - 10:26 AM

Does one mean a gentleman's club...

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Or a gentleman's club...

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Posted 23 September 2018 - 11:27 AM

This better be the car I'm thinking it is.
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Posted 23 September 2018 - 11:36 AM

Many buttons....

 

Aston Martin Lagonda?


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Posted 23 September 2018 - 11:49 AM

Tube cancellations and delays, joy. Finally got on one that claims to go where I'm going.

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Posted 23 September 2018 - 11:50 AM

No second thoughts it’s that very good value x300

Close, very close but more cylinders.

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Posted 23 September 2018 - 11:53 AM

For possibly the first time ever, I know what this is. And I am excite.

 

Are we nearly there yet?


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Posted 23 September 2018 - 11:59 AM



Are we nearly there yet?


Another hour on this underground train that is travelling overground oddly enough. According to tfl anyway....
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Posted 23 September 2018 - 12:00 PM

This better be the car I'm thinking it is.

I think I did let slip the plan at the last powerhouse so you should know.

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Posted 23 September 2018 - 12:00 PM

Many buttons....

Aston Martin Lagonda?

God no. I'm not that* daft.

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Posted 23 September 2018 - 12:00 PM

May this be good.


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Squeak, rattle and roll.

 

 

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Posted 23 September 2018 - 12:04 PM

Daimler?

Looking at that envelope is more than 1000 pound notes*





*Yes I know pound notes haven't existed in England and Wales since the 80's but they are lush.

I bought a CHIPS motorcycle out of my last pound note back in '83 from Lewis news mumbles (still trading).
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