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MGF Roffle - Arse clenching scheduled for tonight folks!!!

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#91 ONLINE   purplebargeken

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Posted 15 September 2018 - 02:55 PM

Not that many left tbh.

 

All being well it should be tonight. I will let you all know ASAP if it isn't.


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#92 OFFLINE   CortinaDave

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Posted 15 September 2018 - 03:02 PM

Be good if it does go ahead tonight, because my sat nights have been a bit lacking this last couple of weeks with no arse clenching worry while having my tea about how the hell Im going to collect a shite car from the other end of the country if i win
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#93 OFFLINE   Ohdearme

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Posted 15 September 2018 - 03:27 PM

Paid up... better go check my number and cross the requisite appendages
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Ford Mondeo Ghia X - Roffling Off
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#94 OFFLINE   95 quid Peugeot

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Posted 15 September 2018 - 04:37 PM

Paid

CHOD

 

Now with added updates

Peugeot 406 HDI estate...now in Bramz hands, well for a few days!!

Citroen C5 estate, Purchased from Flat4alfa's dad 10/18,  (The .45p per mile winna         +++ Different C5 Estate ex Bramz/Chrisjvm

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The mighty Citroen ZX still..... sold .roffled. and bought back from winner...........  95 quid mansions pool car.

 

Inbetweeners

Cactus returning a surprising 63.9 mpg as Mrs 95's work car

 

 

NICE SHITE (Now much reduced in Number)

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Renault Dauphine,

 

And the ones come and gone in the couple of years on here, Gaylanders x2.....Rover 75 x2 ... Volvo V70 x2... BMW Z4.....Bristol 603...Saab 96...Safrane roffle car....TR4... Mach 1 Mustang...TR7....Offsprings Labia estate..


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Posted 15 September 2018 - 04:50 PM

Paid up too


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Posted 15 September 2018 - 04:55 PM

Be good if it does go ahead tonight, because my sat nights have been a bit lacking this last couple of weeks with no arse clenching worry while having my tea about how the hell Im going to collect a shite car from the other end of the country if i win

 

Wife is away with MIKER's wife (her sister), so If I win I may have some explaining to do. 


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#97 ONLINE   purplebargeken

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Posted 15 September 2018 - 04:55 PM

There is about 60 quid left to come in.

 

Yeah, lets go for tonight :)

 

Bon chance mes ami.

 

Good luck with all that arse clenching.


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#98 OFFLINE   GeordieInExile

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Posted 15 September 2018 - 04:58 PM

Oh good. I'm out seeing a play tonight, this will give an added element of excitement to proceedings.

Gannin' along the Scotswood Rooooooad... in my 9-5 Aero.


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Posted 15 September 2018 - 05:01 PM

^^ Indeed it will, indeed it will. 


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Posted 15 September 2018 - 05:19 PM

Paided :-D



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Posted 15 September 2018 - 05:20 PM

Funding forwarded.


"As for actually admitting to liking Corsas on a public forum: you're a bollock-brained, biscuit-eating, faux-northern, bastardy, bollocky, wank-brain"

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Posted 15 September 2018 - 06:32 PM

Having to sup a pint of Guinness here to calm the nerves. Oh God.
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Gannin' along the Scotswood Rooooooad... in my 9-5 Aero.


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Posted 15 September 2018 - 06:51 PM

Christ knows what’s going on but was it 44 Sporty Shite?
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#104 OFFLINE   Floatylight

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Posted 15 September 2018 - 07:22 PM

Christ knows what’s going on but was it 44 Sporty Shite?

Well done sporty shite, but quite fancied an autumn in an F..

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#105 OFFLINE   Fabergé Greggs

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Posted 15 September 2018 - 07:26 PM

Y DO I NEVER WIN??

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Posted 15 September 2018 - 07:26 PM

Well done sporty shite, but quite fancied an autumn in an F..

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Ooo. Have I won? Proper result. I'm off work next week, too. Collection imminent.
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 some potato headed fanny faced shitberg of a cunt in a silver hatchback

 

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Posted 15 September 2018 - 07:49 PM

Congrats Mr Shite.


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#108 OFFLINE   GeordieInExile

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Posted 15 September 2018 - 07:57 PM

Ah that's a shame.

Well in Mr Shite, enjoy your shite.

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Posted 15 September 2018 - 08:10 PM

Bugger  :-(



#110 OFFLINE   brownnova

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Posted 15 September 2018 - 08:54 PM

Y DO I NEVER WIN??


Me neither chum. Some of us never get the luck....
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#111 ONLINE   purplebargeken

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Posted 15 September 2018 - 08:57 PM

If only I had more green MGF's, sorry folks.


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Posted 16 September 2018 - 12:02 AM

Ah shit/yay. Well done Sporty-shite!



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Posted 16 September 2018 - 06:42 AM

Just woke up still drunk in a hotel room with three men.

I'll sort my stuff out when I'm back in civilisation.

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Posted 16 September 2018 - 07:05 AM

Fucksake, and 44 is usually my number as well. Clearly baby Jesus is telling me I don't need three MGFs.

Mind you, if Wednesday's bonus ball is 17, I shall conclude that He's taking the piss.
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Shit you are brave taking one of these on, they really are hopeless.


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Posted 16 September 2018 - 07:29 AM

Well done mate, I have no need for another car, especially a sports car, but I was quite excited about this one!


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