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MGF Roffle - Arse clenching scheduled for tonight folks!!!

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#91 OFFLINE   purplebargeken

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Posted 15 September 2018 - 02:55 PM

Not that many left tbh.

 

All being well it should be tonight. I will let you all know ASAP if it isn't.


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#92 OFFLINE   CortinaDave

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Posted 15 September 2018 - 03:02 PM

Be good if it does go ahead tonight, because my sat nights have been a bit lacking this last couple of weeks with no arse clenching worry while having my tea about how the hell Im going to collect a shite car from the other end of the country if i win
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#93 OFFLINE   Ohdearme

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Posted 15 September 2018 - 03:27 PM

Paid up... better go check my number and cross the requisite appendages

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Posted 15 September 2018 - 04:37 PM

Paid

CHOD

The Peugeot 406 of much cheapness. 190k miles  Deceased, twatted into Central Reservation of A1 Southbound, RIP 10/12/16...Relaced with 406 estate.

The Gaylander TD4 of much gayness. 172k miles 180k miles Sold to nice Romanian man to take to Eastern Europe. Replaced with another. 

The BMW Z4 in the delightful bell end purple colour.      :angry-smiley-007:

The Rover 75 of much comfyness 126k miles, new purchase, very Count Arthur Strong Sold 11.6/17 (Trilby moved to Sterling post sale)

The Clitroen ZX of much gifferness reliably earning me .45p/mile work use  sold .roffled. and bought back from winner...........  95 quid mansions pool car.

The Team Sven Mobiles V70 and XC70  why oh why ?

 

NICE SHITE (Now much reduced in Number)

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#95 OFFLINE   Brodders

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Posted 15 September 2018 - 04:50 PM

Paid up too


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Posted 15 September 2018 - 04:55 PM

Be good if it does go ahead tonight, because my sat nights have been a bit lacking this last couple of weeks with no arse clenching worry while having my tea about how the hell Im going to collect a shite car from the other end of the country if i win

 

Wife is away with MIKER's wife (her sister), so If I win I may have some explaining to do. 


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#97 OFFLINE   purplebargeken

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Posted 15 September 2018 - 04:55 PM

There is about 60 quid left to come in.

 

Yeah, lets go for tonight :)

 

Bon chance mes ami.

 

Good luck with all that arse clenching.


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Hyundai i10 auto - white goods shite
Rover 75 1.8 auto - wafty kettle
Ford Galaxy - big red shite with added space
Triumph Toledo - 2.0 for added sleeper shite
Triumph Dolomite 1850 auto - crusty shite
MG ZT Mean Green Machine
MGF 1.8 VVC BRG floppytop shite

#98 OFFLINE   GeordieInExile

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Posted 15 September 2018 - 04:58 PM

Oh good. I'm out seeing a play tonight, this will give an added element of excitement to proceedings.

Gannin' along the Scotswood Rooooooad... in my 9-5 Aero.


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Posted 15 September 2018 - 05:01 PM

^^ Indeed it will, indeed it will. 


Hyundai i10 auto - white goods shite
Rover 75 1.8 auto - wafty kettle
Ford Galaxy - big red shite with added space
Triumph Toledo - 2.0 for added sleeper shite
Triumph Dolomite 1850 auto - crusty shite
MG ZT Mean Green Machine
MGF 1.8 VVC BRG floppytop shite

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Posted 15 September 2018 - 05:19 PM

Paided :-D



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#101 OFFLINE   Cavcraft

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Posted 15 September 2018 - 05:20 PM

Funding forwarded.


"As for actually admitting to liking Corsas on a public forum: you're a bollock-brained, biscuit-eating, faux-northern, bastardy, bollocky, wank-brain"

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#102 OFFLINE   GeordieInExile

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Posted 15 September 2018 - 06:32 PM

Having to sup a pint of Guinness here to calm the nerves. Oh God.
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Gannin' along the Scotswood Rooooooad... in my 9-5 Aero.


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Posted 15 September 2018 - 06:51 PM

Christ knows what’s going on but was it 44 Sporty Shite?
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#104 ONLINE   Floatylight

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Posted 15 September 2018 - 07:22 PM

Christ knows what’s going on but was it 44 Sporty Shite?

Well done sporty shite, but quite fancied an autumn in an F..

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#105 OFFLINE   jackytwoshoes

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Posted 15 September 2018 - 07:26 PM

Y DO I NEVER WIN??

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Posted 15 September 2018 - 07:26 PM

Well done sporty shite, but quite fancied an autumn in an F..

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Ooo. Have I won? Proper result. I'm off work next week, too. Collection imminent.
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 some potato headed fanny faced shitberg of a cunt in a silver hatchback

 

#107 OFFLINE   purplebargeken

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Posted 15 September 2018 - 07:49 PM

Congrats Mr Shite.


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Rover 75 1.8 auto - wafty kettle
Ford Galaxy - big red shite with added space
Triumph Toledo - 2.0 for added sleeper shite
Triumph Dolomite 1850 auto - crusty shite
MG ZT Mean Green Machine
MGF 1.8 VVC BRG floppytop shite

#108 OFFLINE   GeordieInExile

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Posted 15 September 2018 - 07:57 PM

Ah that's a shame.

Well in Mr Shite, enjoy your shite.

Gannin' along the Scotswood Rooooooad... in my 9-5 Aero.


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Posted 15 September 2018 - 08:10 PM

Bugger  :-(



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Posted 15 September 2018 - 08:54 PM

Y DO I NEVER WIN??


Me neither chum. Some of us never get the luck....

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#111 OFFLINE   purplebargeken

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Posted 15 September 2018 - 08:57 PM

If only I had more green MGF's, sorry folks.


Hyundai i10 auto - white goods shite
Rover 75 1.8 auto - wafty kettle
Ford Galaxy - big red shite with added space
Triumph Toledo - 2.0 for added sleeper shite
Triumph Dolomite 1850 auto - crusty shite
MG ZT Mean Green Machine
MGF 1.8 VVC BRG floppytop shite

#112 OFFLINE   djim

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Posted 16 September 2018 - 12:02 AM

Ah shit/yay. Well done Sporty-shite!



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Posted 16 September 2018 - 06:42 AM

Just woke up still drunk in a hotel room with three men.

I'll sort my stuff out when I'm back in civilisation.

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Posted 16 September 2018 - 07:05 AM

Fucksake, and 44 is usually my number as well. Clearly baby Jesus is telling me I don't need three MGFs.

Mind you, if Wednesday's bonus ball is 17, I shall conclude that He's taking the piss.
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#115 OFFLINE   SierraMikeHotel

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Posted 16 September 2018 - 07:29 AM

Well done mate, I have no need for another car, especially a sports car, but I was quite excited about this one!


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