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1990 Volvo 740 GLE Auto Estate - IT'S DONE

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#91 OFFLINE   Jim Bell

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Posted 05 September 2018 - 07:11 AM

LIGHT THE BEACONS.

The traveller will be returning north.
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#92 OFFLINE   skattrd

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Posted 05 September 2018 - 07:13 AM

You're making me feel guilty that I just used and abused this old bus, but in my defence, despite not washing it, I did fit new tailgate struts :-)


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#93 OFFLINE   Talbot

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Posted 05 September 2018 - 07:36 AM

Paided. Is this drawing tonight?
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Posted 05 September 2018 - 07:44 AM

I'm excited for the draw even though I've no interest in actually getting the car!

 

I'm a bit worried that now that I've done one roffle the psychological barrier has been broken and I'm going to start bidding on any old tat.

Might try and win something for my stepdad to get to work in, save him walking in the winter cold.


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Gannin' along the Scotswood Rooooooad... in my 9-5 Aero.


#95 OFFLINE   pandamonium

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Posted 05 September 2018 - 08:53 AM

LIGHT THE BEACONS.

The traveller will be returning north.

 

 

 

Slightly - more East though ;)

 

I've had a 740 before, Ex-dollywobbler blue estate of doom, and although it was utterly shagged, it was lovable and charming - and damp - but mostly damp. Oh, and smelly. :)

 

 

 

Funnily enough, I've never actually won a raffle before, but there's always a first time....


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#96 OFFLINE   Simonsays

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Posted 05 September 2018 - 12:10 PM

LIGHT THE BEACONS.
The traveller will be returning north.


Im rather hoping this is true. Just not *quite* as far north as you would like.

I have much want for this car, my v40 isn't quite big enough to kip in....
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Posted 05 September 2018 - 12:26 PM

Im rather hoping this is true. Just not *quite* as far north as you would like.
 

 

I'm rather hoping this is true. Just not quite as far north as *quite* as far north as you would like.


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Posted 05 September 2018 - 01:37 PM


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Posted 05 September 2018 - 01:52 PM

Somebody else can have my ticket for this, free of charge.

First come first served.
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#100 OFFLINE   pandamonium

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Posted 05 September 2018 - 02:00 PM

Somebody else can have my ticket for this, free of charge.

First come first served.

 

I'd be interested in this and / or the Mazda one - I'm desperate for a car :) 


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#101 OFFLINE   Bucketeer

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Posted 05 September 2018 - 04:23 PM

This roffle is currently 93.220338983% paid up, so with regards to tonight's draw . . .

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Posted 05 September 2018 - 04:40 PM

Paid yesterday.
I've never been more anxious in my life and that includes waiting for the DVLA to send my licence back.
Current Wheels;
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#103 OFFLINE   Tamworthbay

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Posted 05 September 2018 - 06:12 PM

I am actually genuinely excited on this one. What time is the draw tonight?

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Posted 05 September 2018 - 06:21 PM

LIGHT THE BEACONS.

The traveller will be returning north.


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#105 OFFLINE   ruffgeezer

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Posted 05 September 2018 - 06:46 PM

Eeeeeeeeeeeee

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#106 ONLINE   hairnet

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Posted 05 September 2018 - 07:10 PM

Eeeeeeeeeeeee

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#107 OFFLINE   GeordieInExile

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Posted 05 September 2018 - 07:15 PM

I don't think I can take this excitement.

I almost wish I was planning to keep the thing if I win it.

Gannin' along the Scotswood Rooooooad... in my 9-5 Aero.


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Posted 05 September 2018 - 07:15 PM

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Posted 05 September 2018 - 07:30 PM

This thing is the perfect camping weapon.
Double airbed fits perfectly in the back (optional dickhead trying and failing to get out of shot).

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The blacked out gangsta windows mean you can park up anywhere for a kip.

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#110 OFFLINE   Cavcraft

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Posted 05 September 2018 - 07:31 PM

47 Tickman?


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#111 ONLINE   hairnet

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Posted 05 September 2018 - 07:32 PM

i ROFLED when my ball came out in the main draw :D

 

*flips moog the bird


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#112 ONLINE   hairnet

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Posted 05 September 2018 - 07:33 PM

surprise surprise lololololol

 

guess where its going


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#113 OFFLINE   Tamworthbay

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Posted 05 September 2018 - 07:36 PM

Bugger, well won

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Posted 05 September 2018 - 07:38 PM

Well done Tickman! Back in a Volvo!
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Posted 05 September 2018 - 07:39 PM

A CERTAIN PERCENTAGE OF UR FLEET R BELONG 2 JOHN
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#116 OFFLINE   Jim Bell

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Posted 05 September 2018 - 07:49 PM

The beacons will light the way home.

Back to Scotland. As the prophecy spake.
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Posted 05 September 2018 - 07:52 PM

John can sit in the back, the Volvo will already know the way.
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Posted 05 September 2018 - 07:52 PM

Back to the mother country for another Volvo.
Current Wheels;
1994 Volvo 850 GLT Saloon (Twice)
Previous Wheels;
2003 Peugeot 406 HDi Saloon
2003 Rover 75 CDT Connoisseur Saloon
2003 Toyota "Leyland" Yaris T Spirit (Three times)
2002 Mitsubishi Carisma DI-D (Blob)
2001 Rover 75 CDT Tourer (Clover)
2000 Rover 75 CDT Saloon
2000 Honda Accord SE Executive
1996 Citroën Xantia Dimension (Les Hamper des Bisquites)
1996 Volvo 940 SE Turbo Estate (Beeb)
1993 Citroën AX Neon (Les Tin des Bisquites)
1994 Volvo 850 SE Saloon
1989 Volvo 740 GLE Saloon
1988 Volvo 740 GL Saloon (Telly)

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Posted 05 September 2018 - 08:20 PM

Congratulations to the victor! And it comes as absolutely no surprise that it’s heading to Volvo country!
I think my 740 must be the only one left in England now. I’ve had to land anchor the thing down to stop it trying to migrate.

Must admit, when I saw this come up I very nearly made a heavy investment in my first attempt at a roffle. I’ve been trying to stay away!
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Posted 05 September 2018 - 08:25 PM

You cannot prevent the annual migration of the classic Volvo. If you do it's morally indefensible as it's a protected species. I'll have you sued!


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