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#61 OFFLINE   Kiltox

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Posted 13 November 2018 - 03:55 PM

It drives fine if you drive it normally and aren’t trying to do F1 style launches with it. I reckon it’s got loads of life left if you don’t drive like a knob.
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#62 OFFLINE   Kiltox

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Posted 16 November 2018 - 09:42 AM

Bump. Would consider swaps especially for something that is £30 to tax....
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#63 OFFLINE   Kiltox

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Posted 19 November 2018 - 09:43 AM

£7.50 tix anyone?
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#64 OFFLINE   Snipes

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Posted 19 November 2018 - 09:47 AM

Two more for me then.

My hated C4 goes in for MOT today and I'm hoping it fails miserably so I can sack it off.

#65 OFFLINE   Kiltox

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Posted 19 November 2018 - 10:49 AM

Two more for me then.
My hated C4 goes in for MOT today and I'm hoping it fails miserably so I can sack it off.


Could be a drive in - drive out PX deal available on that if it does, bridge money like but it’d save you getting public transport
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#66 OFFLINE   Snipes

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Posted 19 November 2018 - 10:53 AM

A few miles of 70mph at 3750rpm, 90hp and 38mpg (claimed average) and you may regret it like I do...if it passes I'll simply have to keep it for 6 months but it's a new-to-me MOT place and when I dropped it off the garage looked properly shonky lol.
Be a shame to scrap it as, even though it's a properly shit car it has had a clutch and 'belt so should provide transportation for a while yet, if it passes.

#67 OFFLINE   Kiltox

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Posted 19 November 2018 - 10:55 AM

Yeah I meant more if it failed and you were going to sack it off anyway - helps me keep my trade insurer satisfied that I’m trading even if I just sack it off as soon as it comes in
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#68 OFFLINE   Snipes

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Posted 20 November 2018 - 11:17 AM

The C4 passed with some small advisors for discoloured lamps and deteriorated dust covers. I'll have to keep it untill the summer at least.

Still in for the roffle obvs.

#69 OFFLINE   Kiltox

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Posted 27 November 2018 - 11:47 PM

Bump - would entertain daft swaps as long as whatever it is isn’t complete scrap
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#70 OFFLINE   Kiltox

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Posted 28 November 2018 - 10:35 AM

Had to use this today because I fucked the drivers wing mirror on the X5 - it’s a terrific thing.

Not actually that bothered about selling it I don’t think. If the roffle fills up fair enough.
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#71 OFFLINE   SRi05

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Posted 28 November 2018 - 10:43 AM

Working cheap motors are not flavour of the month on here for some reason :D I'd participate but struggling to get rid of my own shite

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Posted 28 November 2018 - 10:50 AM

Daft swap eh ? Even a PT Cruiser ? (I'm sure I've asked before and been sent away)


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1992 Rover 214SLi (Oct 2018->) status: broken 1996 Rover 620 Si auto (Jan 2019->) status: failed MOT2004 Rover Streetwise S (May 2017->) status: willing puppy/daily

 

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#73 OFFLINE   Kiltox

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Posted 28 November 2018 - 11:11 AM

Daft swap eh ? Even a PT Cruiser ? (I'm sure I've asked before and been sent away)


Details? :D I’ve never had the pleasure*
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Posted 28 November 2018 - 11:33 AM

It's this miserable heap

 

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#75 OFFLINE   Kiltox

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Posted 28 November 2018 - 11:59 AM

If some idiot hadn’t painted it I’d almost be tempted :D
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Posted 28 November 2018 - 08:44 PM

To be fair it's quite unique in that respect - I've not seen another matt black Cruiser, they're usually blinged-up to oblivion and back with assorted tat.

 

But anyroad, it's really not a fair swap for my end of the deal, so quite appreciate your reluctance - I'm not really in the financial position to do cash your way at present, even if you were foolish enough to agree !

 

But it's there to haunt your every dream from hereon in. Ask Ken - he still has flashbacks.


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1992 Rover 214SLi (Oct 2018->) status: broken 1996 Rover 620 Si auto (Jan 2019->) status: failed MOT2004 Rover Streetwise S (May 2017->) status: willing puppy/daily

 

Historical choddage (stopped driving 1999-2016)
1969 VW Beetle 1300 1977 Morris Marina 1.3 Super1983 Skoda Estelle 120L19can't remember: Rover Metro; Vauxhall CorsaVauxhall Cavalier ; 
2001 Rover 45 V6 Connie (May to Oct 2018); 2003 Chrysler PT Cruiser CRD Limited (Jan 18 to Jan 19 - roffled off here, now with fellow Shiter's missus here)


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Posted 05 December 2018 - 12:28 AM

This is serving its purpose well this week sitting in the station car park, awaiting my return on Thursday like a faithful dog that doesn’t know any better. It really is all of the car anyone would ever need.

Was very tempted to squeeze in beside the wanker who thought his 13 plate Hyundai IX35 was so important it needed two spaces
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Posted 05 December 2018 - 02:48 PM

I've a photo somewhere of someone who had taken the two end spaces in the row in their new megane convertible, leaving me just enough room to pop my MiniMetro alongside their driver's door. Joyous day.


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Posted 06 December 2018 - 08:12 PM

I've a photo somewhere of someone who had taken the two end spaces in the row in their new megane convertible, leaving me just enough room to pop my MiniMetro alongside their driver's door. Joyous day.


Love this game, I’m always tinged with sadness if I arrive back at my car before them though.

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Posted 06 December 2018 - 09:00 PM

Was very tempted to squeeze in beside the wanker who thought his 13 plate Hyundai IX35 was so important it needed two spaces


Do it. Push his wing mirror in on the drivers side and park as close you possibly can to the drivers door.
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#81 OFFLINE   yes oui si

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Posted 06 December 2018 - 09:04 PM

I'd be up for dos randomes...


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Posted 06 December 2018 - 09:21 PM

Three tickets for me please!
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Posted 06 December 2018 - 09:38 PM

Randoms that is
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Posted 12 December 2018 - 01:43 AM

Numbers updated.

Come on, save this from a life of being my station car park whore. It does about 3.5 miles a week and hates itself because it needs to sell its body.

Deserves better and I should be using something really fucking stupid like a Renault Twizy.....
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