before finally insulting my intelligence.
You would need to possess such an attribute first.
Now listen up. Someone wanted in depth details of the rust. I made a comment that implied that for the price of a ticket or two (£27), did it actually matter? Unfortunately, you got sand in your fanny and failed spectacularly to understand that the comment was not aimed at you or your valuable classic. The gent who it was aimed at did of course get it and probably chuckled.