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#142411 OFFLINE   bangernomics

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Posted 11 January 2019 - 10:03 PM

On watch list, in case CX deal goes tits up...which looks likely........


First proper girlfriends dad had one in calfshit yellow/beige. Lovely thing, he lent it to is to go out as he didn't want his daughter in danger in my mini.

She was more easily in danger in the back of that
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#142412 OFFLINE   bangernomics

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Posted 11 January 2019 - 10:04 PM

On watch list, in case CX deal goes tits up...which looks likely........


Not likely surely, it looks right enough. Have you seen a copy of the eire test?

#142413 OFFLINE   Cavcraft

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Posted 11 January 2019 - 10:05 PM

https://www.ebay.co....06/153334810131
-Facelift Vectra Cs are now firmly in the sub-£1000 bracket which in my book makes them shite. 1.8vvt SRi in A Colour for me please.

 

Otherwise known as the chariots of champions.


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#142414 OFFLINE   mercrocker

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Posted 11 January 2019 - 10:06 PM

Cavcraft is a fucking lyrical genius.


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#142415 ONLINE   egg

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Posted 11 January 2019 - 10:08 PM

This was £250 on Gumtree wasn't it? Now £850. Gits. Oh, well we all have to make a living!

 

https://www.facebook...123944354331248

 

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#142416 OFFLINE   11001010

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Posted 11 January 2019 - 10:09 PM

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https://www.custojus...burbam-27723764


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#142417 OFFLINE   bangernomics

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Posted 11 January 2019 - 10:10 PM

Otherwise known as the chariots of champions.


More "Ham Pic Son"

Anagram innit.

#142418 ONLINE   egg

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Posted 11 January 2019 - 10:21 PM

'Man cave lamp'

 

https://www.facebook...350268222223329

 

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OK, fair enough!

 

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#142419 ONLINE   cort16

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Posted 11 January 2019 - 10:37 PM

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https://www.autotrad...201711151278142


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I estimate this car needs £3000 maybe £4000 spending on it to get it rite and when this is done it will be wotrth about £1500!!


#142420 OFFLINE   Schaefft

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Posted 11 January 2019 - 10:39 PM

Wow, a sky blue Crown Vic stretch limo. Thats a new one for me.


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#142421 ONLINE   egg

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Posted 11 January 2019 - 10:41 PM

https://www.carandcl...uk/car/C1070145

 

I'm not keen on the advert, but the car itself has a clear message.

 

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#142422 ONLINE   egg

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Posted 11 January 2019 - 10:45 PM

£3k - 'no rust', if it's rust free and doesn't need rebuilding within 3 years, then, ok.

 

https://www.carandcl...uk/car/C1070111

 

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umm...

 

Rear Vehicle structure is corroded but structural rigidity is not significantly reduced


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Posted 11 January 2019 - 10:52 PM

I want that Plymouth!


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Posted 11 January 2019 - 10:55 PM

Poop DeVille

 

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https://www.autotrad...201812283510443


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I estimate this car needs £3000 maybe £4000 spending on it to get it rite and when this is done it will be wotrth about £1500!!


#142425 OFFLINE   M'coli

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Posted 11 January 2019 - 11:34 PM

Who's a billy big bollocks for this in the parts section???

https://www.ebay.co....IR/132910697584

It's automatic!

https://i.ebayimg.com/images/g/TpgAAOSwE...


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That "highest bidder" thing would be me, then. Ok, I've had a few ales, but I've also had a serious word with myself, &, having missed out 2 years ago on permanent ownership (rather than "trusted shiter custodianship") of the loan Y10 because of circumstances, I really fancy this. I think Mrs M'coli will understand...
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Posted 11 January 2019 - 11:48 PM

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https://www.ebay.co....eQAAOSwdrdcNbLj


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I estimate this car needs £3000 maybe £4000 spending on it to get it rite and when this is done it will be wotrth about £1500!!


#142427 OFFLINE   Junkman

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Posted 12 January 2019 - 12:42 AM

Looks a bit like a warped Norev 204 Break.


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#142428 OFFLINE   Junkman

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Posted 12 January 2019 - 01:11 AM

Look at all that Ectoplasm!

 

https://www.ebay.co....ct/192783661217

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#142429 OFFLINE   Junkman

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Posted 12 January 2019 - 01:14 AM

https://www.ebay.co....=item2610352339

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AMERICAN IMPORT

 

Why would anyone import this pile of shit?

 

 

 

THIS HAS GREAT POTENTUAL

 

What does a car have to be like until you realise it's fucked?


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#142430 OFFLINE   Junkman

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Posted 12 January 2019 - 01:16 AM

Shove your rat rod shit where it belongs. Here is an honest Hemi Chrysler for a 12,500 asking price.
 
https://www.ebay.co....V8/292903200596
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I bet you anything that a quid under ten bags buys it.


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#142431 OFFLINE   Junkman

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Posted 12 January 2019 - 01:19 AM

Once in life a man must own a V12.

 

https://www.ebay.co....V8/303011170223

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#142432 OFFLINE   RickyG

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Posted 12 January 2019 - 01:54 AM

s-l500.jpghttps://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Ford-Iveco-Motorhome-Housebox-Off-Grid-Alternative-Living-Tiny-House/303024263374?_trkparms=aid%3D888007%26algo%3DDISC.MBE%26ao%3D1%26asc%3D20140328180637%26meid%3D5b5c805f030f437f87acbb6602d423a2%26pid%3D100009%26rk%3D1%26rkt%3D1%26sd%3D202563174029%26itm%3D303024263374&_trksid=p2047675.c100009.m1982

 

"Our current set up is on mains electric & mains water". Not really off grid then.

 

And we built it with any old shit we found down the dump.

 

"Relisted due to time waster"

 

Who was wasting whose time?

 

Looks like it has been wallpapered or Fabloned on the outside.

How do you get into this thing? 


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#142433 OFFLINE   Cavcraft

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Posted 12 January 2019 - 06:31 AM

It’s an Iv*co, that’s not Fablon, it’ll be rust.


That ‘man cave’ lamp is ace, shame they’re so far away.
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#142434 OFFLINE   LightBulbFun

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Posted 12 January 2019 - 06:33 AM

This is more appealing than that hideous VW 'camper'

 

https://i.ebayimg.com/images/g/RQ0AAOSwL...

 

https://www.ebay.co....NEAAOSwsO5cNwwU

 
hey look AC Invacar Model 70 rear lights  :mrgreen:
 
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LOL!, im bettering he just found the cover on the side of the road... at least shove a proper fluorescent fitting up its arse not some random abused table lamp

 

heres some examples of the real deal :) http://www.streetlig..._collection.htm


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#142435 OFFLINE   HillmanImp

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Posted 12 January 2019 - 06:58 AM

 
LOL!, im bettering he just found the cover on the side of the road... at least shove a proper fluorescent fitting up its arse not some random abused table lamp
 
heres some examples of the real deal :) http://www.streetlig..._collection.htm

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#142436 OFFLINE   Cavcraft

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Posted 12 January 2019 - 07:52 AM

Utterly brilliant.

 

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'Lovely old static caravan 20/10 feet very good original condition no damp or damage still has the og gas lamps fitted. Everything works. Ready to use. . £1000.'

 

Stephen Nolan, Retro Caravan Club (UK) including vintage and classic' Facebook. Chorley, Lancashire.


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Posted 12 January 2019 - 08:38 AM

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That "highest bidder" thing would be me, then. Ok, I've had a few ales, but I've also had a serious word with myself, &, having missed out 2 years ago on permanent ownership (rather than "trusted shiter custodianship") of the loan Y10 because of circumstances, I really fancy this. I think Mrs M'coli will understand...

Bastards! All bids on this have been cancelled and "this item is no longer available"!

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Posted 12 January 2019 - 08:47 AM

https://i.ebayimg.com/images/g/TvsAAOSws...
https://www.ebay.co....353.m1438.l2649


Are there people in the car or not?
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Posted 12 January 2019 - 09:25 AM

https://scontent-lht6-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t...
https://www.facebook...245940928806063


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... unlike the Chinese jobbie, this looks like it's been 'To the Moon&back' :/
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Wallsend?.....it's not the End of the Walled ;<)

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Posted 12 January 2019 - 09:35 AM

A bit of self promotion as the fleet is up for sale on ebay.

https://www.ebay.co....tm/223321059844

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https://www.ebay.co....tm/223321068527

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