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#1 OFFLINE   Ross_K

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Posted 24 April 2012 - 10:21 AM

Let's start off Ebay Tat Volume 3 with a 2CV Pony in Cyprus...
http://www.ebay.ie/itm/261008298446

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Posted 24 April 2012 - 10:24 AM

Nice one. Eddy - any chance of sneaking that in when you're packing?

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#3 OFFLINE   Ross_K

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Posted 24 April 2012 - 10:25 AM

'91 Fester van
http://cars.donedeal...agecars/3280794

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Posted 24 April 2012 - 10:29 AM

Colt Sigma - looks lush, but needs work:

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Posted 24 April 2012 - 10:31 AM

Beige 90's cab:

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Posted 24 April 2012 - 10:33 AM

5K - but lovely all the same:

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Posted 24 April 2012 - 10:34 AM

Madonna's Cressida:

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Posted 24 April 2012 - 10:37 AM

Crikey - this is really nice:

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One owner and 24000 miles on the clock.

I say bargain at

Classified ad price: £650.00



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Posted 24 April 2012 - 10:57 AM

This is truly awesome. Not only is this the ultimate 70's Yakuza mobile in brown, it's accompanied by a beige Amabassador! I wear the crown.....

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Posted 24 April 2012 - 11:14 AM

Pop your cherry with this hot piece of ass!:

http://www.carandcla...uk/car/C259341#

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Posted 24 April 2012 - 11:36 AM

Wow, where's all this kwal Japanese chod appearing from?!

That 323 saloon is a cracker, good spec, saloon for rarity points, decent colour. That would be an awesome daily. GET IT SOMEONE!!!
I dont no wot there worth tbh mate only wont it for pre 68 obvserly lol hav u got any pics plz mate

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Posted 24 April 2012 - 12:01 PM

Pop your cherry with this hot piece of ass!:

http://www.carandcla...uk/car/C259341#

http://www.carandclassic.co.uk/uploads/c...

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I really like that and unlike most stuff on that site seems totally reasonably priced.

I estimate this car needs £3000 maybe £4000 spending on it to get it rite and when this is done it will be wotrth about £1500!!


#13 OFFLINE   cort16

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Posted 24 April 2012 - 12:23 PM

Applied shite mathematics lesson 1:

A = Vehicle Age
B = Original Retail Price
C = Current Retail Price
D = % of desirability when new.

A = 6
B = 16995
C = 1549
D = 4

((((A / B) - C) / D) / 1000) * 100 = SHITE

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I estimate this car needs £3000 maybe £4000 spending on it to get it rite and when this is done it will be wotrth about £1500!!


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Posted 24 April 2012 - 12:29 PM

JR Shitely and Son Recovery Services. No job too small. NO LAGUNAS.

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I estimate this car needs £3000 maybe £4000 spending on it to get it rite and when this is done it will be wotrth about £1500!!


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Posted 24 April 2012 - 12:31 PM

Lovely early Orion. I loved those trims as a kid and I still love them now.

http://www.carandcla....uk/car/C263204

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Posted 24 April 2012 - 12:44 PM

Promise your wife a weekend down at the Marina then drive her to your lockup and hand her some ku-rust and a wire brush.

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I estimate this car needs £3000 maybe £4000 spending on it to get it rite and when this is done it will be wotrth about £1500!!


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Posted 24 April 2012 - 12:47 PM

Nice one. Eddy - any chance of sneaking that in when you're packing?


:lol: If I do bring one back (which remains a possibility, though it won't be one of the present fleet) it'll be for me, for my own use on a regular basis round the Lakes. Kind of rules out that Citroen... :wink:

http://i.ebayimg.com/00/s/MTIwMFgxNjAw/$...

That 323 saloon... saloon for rarity points,


In UK maybe, but you can't move for them over here! I'll pap one or two when I go out for the shopping in a few minutes. They are everywhere, seriously.

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Posted 24 April 2012 - 01:10 PM

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Yugo!, K plate sounds quite late for one of these, Normally they are F-H plates.

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Posted 24 April 2012 - 01:28 PM

http://is01.thegumtree.com/image/extrabi...
http://www.gumtree.c...--mot/101021812


That's a lot of car for 1500 quid. A damn sight better than a Laguna of the same vintage.

For true C5 shiteness you need a 1.8 petrol version though.
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Posted 24 April 2012 - 03:32 PM

Check out this monstrosity!

http://pictures2.aut...a?id=2004642290

http://pictures2.aut...a?id=2004642324

http://pictures2.aut...a?id=2004642343
http://www.autotrade... ... ?logcode=p

£2495 would be cheap for a 1960 Mini Traveller but it's about £2400 over priced for this so called Limo!

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Posted 24 April 2012 - 03:49 PM

Blue Nun!?!?!? 8)

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Posted 24 April 2012 - 03:51 PM

Bloody hell!, It is aswell, I never even saw that!, That bottle must be as old as the conversion!

http://pictures2.aut...a?id=2010823989
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Overpriced Lada for the masses.

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Posted 24 April 2012 - 04:42 PM

That Lada is a bit salty... Especially considering its two different shades of blue.
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Posted 24 April 2012 - 05:22 PM

Today's eBay question is.....

...why do people put gash modern wheels on cars like this?

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The colour and the vinyl roof, plus the fact it's a pre-facelift, make this about the ultimate Capri in my eyes, but why wreck the looks with those vile rims?
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Posted 24 April 2012 - 05:23 PM

Mini bummer special

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'I'll also be selling my wife's A40 soon, the number plate is PUS5Y'
"As for actually admitting to liking Corsas on a public forum: you're a bollock-brained, biscuit-eating, faux-northern, bastardy, bollocky, wank-brain"

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Posted 24 April 2012 - 05:29 PM

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Posted 24 April 2012 - 06:09 PM

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one similar to this one featured in the hit cult TVseries the proffesional's and possibly cagney & Lacey


I'm not sure if thats right, can someone photoshop Sharon Gless onto the bonnet of this please so i can check?
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Posted 24 April 2012 - 06:10 PM

Mongers of the week:

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Polyfiller in the panel gaps?

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WOOOOOW! Mayyte is that TORSION BEAM REAR SUSPENSION I can see past those brakes?

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And this is just shit.

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Posted 24 April 2012 - 06:27 PM

He's fillered in the roof bar slots the daft twat!

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'Selling to fund my new business replacing expensive tarmac drives with nougat'
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"As for actually admitting to liking Corsas on a public forum: you're a bollock-brained, biscuit-eating, faux-northern, bastardy, bollocky, wank-brain"

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Posted 24 April 2012 - 06:35 PM

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'This campervan as won numerous awards for interior and exterior as shown on photo's'

:lol:
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