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#31 OFFLINE   Angrydicky

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Posted 11 August 2018 - 07:46 AM

Some idiot who works at the garage next door to my work has one just like this. It's slammed 2 da weeds on pink banded steelz and the wheels even have stupid camber on them. The bonnet is matt black and the rear side windows are stickerbombed. It looks absolutely ridiculous. He drives it like a knob too, tailgating and trying (and usually failing) to hang the back end out on every corner.

I don't know his name, but he fits your 'owner demographic' perfectly  :lol:

 

 

All I can say is...

 

"MAH BE EM BRUVV!!!"


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#32 OFFLINE   The Reverend Bluejeans

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Posted 11 August 2018 - 07:49 AM

Sadly this is the future of the Motoren Werke - a veritable sea of look at me prestige wanker chariots. That've taken over the mantle of the jacked up Mark 3 Cortina and taken it down several unappetising pegs. 


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Posted 11 August 2018 - 11:09 AM

I see a lot of these with the number plate nestled on the dashboard, with the old excuse of ‘oh officer it fell off earlier...’

Just seen one earlier outside work, some absolute cock was mouthing off to the police when they pulled him up about it. I think a quick smack of the headlamp lenses might have changed his tone followed by a fine for driving an unroadworthy vehicle.

How do some of these fine automobiles pass the test anyway when they’ve had the camber fucked about with or had the pump timing messed with to cause all that dense black smoke?
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Posted 11 August 2018 - 12:05 PM

I see one in Alfreton with the fluorescent wheels/sticker uniform fairly regularly too, it's a 51-reg 5 series
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Posted 11 August 2018 - 10:14 PM

Go on Facebook's 'Badly Modified BMW' page and see some of the absolute cocksockets on there. They've become a prime dickheads car and it seems to be getting worse.


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Posted 12 August 2018 - 07:21 PM

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Posted 12 August 2018 - 08:22 PM

What a fucking nail. Sometimes I wish I’d been an MOT tester and had the opportunity to write the death certificate on something like that.

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Posted 19 August 2018 - 05:46 PM

What a fucking nail. Sometimes I wish I’d been an MOT tester and had the opportunity to write the death certificate on something like that.

 

 

Or a traffic copper. Pull 'em over, get them on the back of a recovery truck to a compound. I'd have the surrounding areas clear of that sort of rubbish in weeks.


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Posted 19 August 2018 - 06:07 PM

It would be hard work but I think you would have broke its back after a month or two.
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Posted 24 August 2018 - 10:17 AM

And, of course, my buyer has sent me a message.

 

An hour before he's supposed to turn up.

 

"Hi, I'm not coming up today as I've found a car closer to home. Good luck with the sale".

 

He did give a thumbs up emoji though so that's alright then. 

 

 

 

 

Cunt.


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Posted 24 August 2018 - 11:06 AM

At least he bothered to let you know though eh!

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Posted 24 August 2018 - 11:28 AM

Aficionado... Fica more like.

I love these that think that the world waits for them.

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Posted 24 August 2018 - 11:34 AM

At least he bothered to let you know though eh!

 

 

That makes it so much better. 

 

I could have sold the engine for £350 last week and a mate wants the interior - I could have had 6-700 quid out of it last week........


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Posted 24 August 2018 - 11:36 AM

This is what happens when sentimentality rules over the wallet. Strip it and get some coin for the good bits. Whoever buys it probably won’t be cherishing it, it will either be shuttling between the tip or it will get ‘improved’ by some idiot. I’d just put the poor fucker out of its misery and break it if you could see £600 out of it. You are trying to do an idiot a favour, Alex or whatever they call him won’t be thanking you for saving it.

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Posted 24 August 2018 - 05:50 PM

Bramz is coming tomorrow to examine it; if he doesn't want it I'll just run it until the interior is sold. Once that's gone the engine can come out. Not fussed either way tbh.

 

I no wot its wurf m8


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Money talks, but it don't sing and dance and it don't walk. And long as I can have you here with me, I'd much rather be, the Reverend Bluejeans, babe

 

 


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Posted 25 August 2018 - 12:39 PM

SOULED.


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Money talks, but it don't sing and dance and it don't walk. And long as I can have you here with me, I'd much rather be, the Reverend Bluejeans, babe

 

 






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