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#31 OFFLINE   Angrydicky

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Posted 11 August 2018 - 07:46 AM

Some idiot who works at the garage next door to my work has one just like this. It's slammed 2 da weeds on pink banded steelz and the wheels even have stupid camber on them. The bonnet is matt black and the rear side windows are stickerbombed. It looks absolutely ridiculous. He drives it like a knob too, tailgating and trying (and usually failing) to hang the back end out on every corner.

I don't know his name, but he fits your 'owner demographic' perfectly  :lol:

 

 

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"MAH BE EM BRUVV!!!"


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#32 OFFLINE   The Reverend Bluejeans

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Posted 11 August 2018 - 07:49 AM

Sadly this is the future of the Motoren Werke - a veritable sea of look at me prestige wanker chariots. That've taken over the mantle of the jacked up Mark 3 Cortina and taken it down several unappetising pegs. 


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#33 OFFLINE   sierraman

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Posted 11 August 2018 - 11:09 AM

I see a lot of these with the number plate nestled on the dashboard, with the old excuse of ‘oh officer it fell off earlier...’

Just seen one earlier outside work, some absolute cock was mouthing off to the police when they pulled him up about it. I think a quick smack of the headlamp lenses might have changed his tone followed by a fine for driving an unroadworthy vehicle.

How do some of these fine automobiles pass the test anyway when they’ve had the camber fucked about with or had the pump timing messed with to cause all that dense black smoke?
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Posted 11 August 2018 - 12:05 PM

I see one in Alfreton with the fluorescent wheels/sticker uniform fairly regularly too, it's a 51-reg 5 series
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#35 OFFLINE   The Reverend Bluejeans

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Posted 11 August 2018 - 10:14 PM

Go on Facebook's 'Badly Modified BMW' page and see some of the absolute cocksockets on there. They've become a prime dickheads car and it seems to be getting worse.


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#36 OFFLINE   The Reverend Bluejeans

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Posted 12 August 2018 - 07:21 PM

OMG M8

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Posted 12 August 2018 - 08:22 PM

What a fucking nail. Sometimes I wish I’d been an MOT tester and had the opportunity to write the death certificate on something like that.

#38 OFFLINE   The Reverend Bluejeans

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Posted 19 August 2018 - 05:46 PM

What a fucking nail. Sometimes I wish I’d been an MOT tester and had the opportunity to write the death certificate on something like that.

 

 

Or a traffic copper. Pull 'em over, get them on the back of a recovery truck to a compound. I'd have the surrounding areas clear of that sort of rubbish in weeks.


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#39 OFFLINE   sierraman

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Posted 19 August 2018 - 06:07 PM

It would be hard work but I think you would have broke its back after a month or two.
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