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#1 OFFLINE   The Reverend Bluejeans

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Posted 10 August 2018 - 07:31 AM

Reducing the fleet of shite by one so this turd is UP 4 GRABS. It's 2.5, 170 bhp, five speed ZF auto, 199'000 light years from new. To consider this desirable you will need to be a 23 year old tyre fitter called Jake, sport ear hoops, live at home and post incessantly on Facebook in between having a 'cheeky Nandos' with The Lads. B-cos E36 lyf m8.

 

That's not you though so run it until March, spend nothing, sell it again for what you paid. 

 

The Pros:

 

It's got minty black leathers. This is £250 to an E36 afflictionado.

 

It's got an MOT until next March.

 

It's got a cracking engine and box. The engine is £350 because it's not fucked. Drift Yo.

 

It's got five excellent tyres, four Goodyears.

 

Sunroof.

 

Everything works.

 

It's mechanically good. Good battery, uses no fluids.

 

The Cons:

 

The body is shite. Rusty tailgate, drivers arches F&R. Sills moderate to dubious. German Blight.

 

Discs are warping, might have some new ones to go in the boot.

 

This MOT may be its last. But it will always be worth this so free motoring.

 

Priced at what a six cylinder E36 Touring clinging to an MOT and packing some desirable* morsels is worth now. 

 

An E36 breaker in Mansfield has expressed an interest so it won't be around for too long. Not raffling.

 

No air con. It just doesn't have it thanks to mingebag 1st owner. The Fool.

 

 

I'm in Sheffield.

 

 

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Posted 10 August 2018 - 07:52 AM

Great ad!!!
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Posted 10 August 2018 - 07:53 AM

Does it have 10 bags of cement in the boot or does the camera angle deceive the eye?
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#4 OFFLINE   Ohdearme

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Posted 10 August 2018 - 08:05 AM

I still miss mine, almost got to the moon on miles before engine, gearbox and other bits shat it.

 

Also, suprisingly compact, transporter not required.

 

 

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Posted 10 August 2018 - 08:52 AM

What drift angle duz it hav?
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I estimate this car needs £3000 maybe £4000 spending on it to get it rite and when this is done it will be wotrth about £1500!!


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Posted 10 August 2018 - 08:58 AM

 To consider this desirable you will need to be a 23 year old tyre fitter called Jake, sport ear hoops, live at home and post incessantly on Facebook in between having a 'cheeky Nandos' with The Lads. B-cos E36 lyf m8.

 

 

 

Well I like it, what are you trying to tell me!


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Posted 10 August 2018 - 09:07 AM

Well I like it, what are you trying to tell me!

You need to book an appointment for ear hoops? :>

As said above, amusing ad though.

"Forties, Cromarty, German Bight. Four rising to five bags. Visibility: good. Maybe rust later."
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Posted 10 August 2018 - 09:28 AM

I had a go in a mates 18 plate courtesy 3 series touring yesterday. Very nice, but apart from a fancy infotainment (I hate that word) system it really isn’t much different. I love mine, even after three years and I usually get that car change itch 18 months in.
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Posted 10 August 2018 - 09:46 AM

Ideal winter beater of despair, then whip the interior out in March and weigh in. What’s it cost you? £200 or so for 8 months knocking about? You couldn’t get the bus for that.

Drifters won’t be fussed though it’s auto?
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Posted 10 August 2018 - 09:58 AM

Priced at what a six cylinder E36 Touring clinging to an MOT and packing some desirable* morsels is worth now.


When I first read that, I thought it was a bit rude to Mr Six-Cylinder.
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#11 OFFLINE   The Reverend Bluejeans

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Posted 10 August 2018 - 10:11 AM

Does it have 10 bags of cement in the boot or does the camera angle deceive the eye?

 

 

It has new rear springs, just sits low at the back. Thicker or extra rubber spring pads would cure it but ICBA.


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#12 OFFLINE   The Reverend Bluejeans

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Posted 10 August 2018 - 10:12 AM

What drift angle duz it hav?

 

Nun m8 carnt get a gud enuf kick down m8


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Money talks, but it don't sing and dance and it don't walk. And long as I can have you here with me, I'd much rather be, the Reverend Bluejeans, babe

 

 


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Posted 10 August 2018 - 10:13 AM

I think that’s how they all seem to be. You never see any that sit high at the back. Sierrasused to be the same after a new set of shockers, 4 week later they’d be on their arse again.

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Posted 10 August 2018 - 10:17 AM

I have two E36s, anybody know where I can get language classes so I understand what you are all talking about mate! 


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Posted 10 August 2018 - 10:27 AM

When I broke mine, before getting the angle grinder out, I recall the majority of those collecting bits appeared in E36s in most peculiar colours. Matt black with lime x2 and a shade I can only recall as 'foisty bellend purple', etc. More than one had ear hoops too.

 

For the record, I have no hoops, I just liked the straight 6 and couldn't find a 328.


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Posted 10 August 2018 - 10:31 AM

Id give it a week before it’s been sanded down to create the rusty effect and someone has sprayed the alloys black. Fitted roof rack and a series of ‘because BMW’ shit all over the screen. Then several months of being ‘improved’ prior to a MOT fail involving words like ‘prescribed area’ and ‘excessive’
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Posted 10 August 2018 - 10:40 AM

someone has sprayed the alloys black. 

 

I did not realise this was a crime as well! 

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Posted 10 August 2018 - 10:42 AM

Difference is someone has made a good job on them. Not done it while tea was in the oven.
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Posted 10 August 2018 - 10:44 AM

Difference is someone has made a good job on them. Not done it while tea was being delivered by a chav in a Corsa.


FTFY
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Posted 10 August 2018 - 10:58 AM

7/10 Bob Marleys would Wail.
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Posted 10 August 2018 - 11:08 AM

Love this, if todays promised focus delivery “ drives bang on maate” doesn’t materialise I’ll be sending a pm.
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Posted 10 August 2018 - 11:11 AM

Id give it a week before it’s been sanded down to create the rusty effect and someone has sprayed the alloys black. Fitted roof rack and a series of ‘because BMW’ shit all over the screen. Then several months of being ‘improved’ prior to a MOT fail involving words like ‘prescribed area’ and ‘excessive’


Its future is not bright, that’s fo sho.

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Posted 10 August 2018 - 11:12 AM

I like this, but it sounds like it's in worse nick than my coupe, so ah'm oot!

However, if you break it I'll be interested in the front fog lamps and the brackets for them.
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Posted 10 August 2018 - 11:13 AM

However, if the Compact comes to grief at Blyton on Monday, all sales are off. Need one back up car. Two is excessive unless interesting.

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#25 OFFLINE   The Reverend Bluejeans

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Posted 10 August 2018 - 11:13 AM

I like this, but it sounds like it's in worse nick than my coupe, so ah'm oot!

However, if you break it I'll be interested in the front fog lamps and the brackets for them.


May have nu fogz m8

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Posted 10 August 2018 - 11:15 AM

May have nu fogz m8


I more just need the brackets, really (I have a couple of second hand fog lamps sitting about). Nu fogs would be nice though.
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Posted 10 August 2018 - 05:03 PM

I'll have to check with the parts department and get back to you m8.


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Posted 10 August 2018 - 06:51 PM

I more just need the brackets, really (I have a couple of second hand fog lamps sitting about). Nu fogs would be nice though.


When breaking mine I discovered I had one bracket and an exceedingly large number of strategically placed self tappers on the other side. Brackets are not the only fruit...

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Posted 10 August 2018 - 07:11 PM

Duz it hav hydro handbreak m8?
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Posted 11 August 2018 - 07:42 AM

no m8


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Money talks, but it don't sing and dance and it don't walk. And long as I can have you here with me, I'd much rather be, the Reverend Bluejeans, babe

 

 






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