The Reverend Bluejeans Posted August 10, 2018 Share Posted August 10, 2018 Reducing the fleet of shite by one so this turd is UP 4 GRABS. It's 2.5, 170 bhp, five speed ZF auto, 199'000 light years from new. To consider this desirable you will need to be a 23 year old tyre fitter called Jake, sport ear hoops, live at home and post incessantly on Facebook in between having a 'cheeky Nandos' with The Lads. B-cos E36 lyf m8. That's not you though so run it until March, spend nothing, sell it again for what you paid. The Pros: It's got minty black leathers. This is £250 to an E36 afflictionado. It's got an MOT until next March. It's got a cracking engine and box. The engine is £350 because it's not fucked. Drift Yo. It's got five excellent tyres, four Goodyears. Sunroof. Everything works. It's mechanically good. Good battery, uses no fluids. The Cons: The body is shite. Rusty tailgate, drivers arches F&R. Sills moderate to dubious. German Blight. Discs are warping, might have some new ones to go in the boot. This MOT may be its last. But it will always be worth this so free motoring. Priced at what a six cylinder E36 Touring clinging to an MOT and packing some desirable* morsels is worth now. An E36 breaker in Mansfield has expressed an interest so it won't be around for too long. Not raffling. No air con. It just doesn't have it thanks to mingebag 1st owner. The Fool. I'm in Sheffield. davehedgehog31, Conrad D. Conelrad, Sigmund Fraud and 17 others 20 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr_Bo11ox Posted August 10, 2018 Share Posted August 10, 2018 Great ad!!! Six-cylinder, The Reverend Bluejeans and blakey79 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drum Posted August 10, 2018 Share Posted August 10, 2018 Does it have 10 bags of cement in the boot or does the camera angle deceive the eye? Aston Martin 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ohdearme Posted August 10, 2018 Share Posted August 10, 2018 I still miss mine, almost got to the moon on miles before engine, gearbox and other bits shat it. Also, suprisingly compact, transporter not required. chodweaver, Aston Martin and The Reverend Bluejeans 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cort16 Posted August 10, 2018 Share Posted August 10, 2018 What drift angle duz it hav? Six-cylinder, rantingYoof and jumpingjehovahs 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Six-cylinder Posted August 10, 2018 Share Posted August 10, 2018 To consider this desirable you will need to be a 23 year old tyre fitter called Jake, sport ear hoops, live at home and post incessantly on Facebook in between having a 'cheeky Nandos' with The Lads. B-cos E36 lyf m8. Well I like it, what are you trying to tell me! SiC 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chodweaver Posted August 10, 2018 Share Posted August 10, 2018 Well I like it, what are you trying to tell me!You need to book an appointment for ear hoops? :> As said above, amusing ad though. "Forties, Cromarty, German Bight. Four rising to five bags. Visibility: good. Maybe rust later." The Moog, binhoker668, Six-cylinder and 8 others 11 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tamworthbay Posted August 10, 2018 Share Posted August 10, 2018 I had a go in a mates 18 plate courtesy 3 series touring yesterday. Very nice, but apart from a fancy infotainment (I hate that word) system it really isn’t much different. I love mine, even after three years and I usually get that car change itch 18 months in. The Reverend Bluejeans 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sierraman Posted August 10, 2018 Share Posted August 10, 2018 Ideal winter beater of despair, then whip the interior out in March and weigh in. What’s it cost you? £200 or so for 8 months knocking about? You couldn’t get the bus for that. Drifters won’t be fussed though it’s auto? The Reverend Bluejeans 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SiC Posted August 10, 2018 Share Posted August 10, 2018 Priced at what a six cylinder E36 Touring clinging to an MOT and packing some desirable* morsels is worth now. When I first read that, I thought it was a bit rude to Mr Six-Cylinder. The Reverend Bluejeans, The Moog and Six-cylinder 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Reverend Bluejeans Posted August 10, 2018 Author Share Posted August 10, 2018 Does it have 10 bags of cement in the boot or does the camera angle deceive the eye? It has new rear springs, just sits low at the back. Thicker or extra rubber spring pads would cure it but ICBA. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Reverend Bluejeans Posted August 10, 2018 Author Share Posted August 10, 2018 What drift angle duz it hav? Nun m8 carnt get a gud enuf kick down m8 Dave_Q and Steve79 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sierraman Posted August 10, 2018 Share Posted August 10, 2018 I think that’s how they all seem to be. You never see any that sit high at the back. Sierrasused to be the same after a new set of shockers, 4 week later they’d be on their arse again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Six-cylinder Posted August 10, 2018 Share Posted August 10, 2018 I have two E36s, anybody know where I can get language classes so I understand what you are all talking about mate! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ohdearme Posted August 10, 2018 Share Posted August 10, 2018 When I broke mine, before getting the angle grinder out, I recall the majority of those collecting bits appeared in E36s in most peculiar colours. Matt black with lime x2 and a shade I can only recall as 'foisty bellend purple', etc. More than one had ear hoops too. For the record, I have no hoops, I just liked the straight 6 and couldn't find a 328. The Reverend Bluejeans, Vince70 and davehedgehog31 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sierraman Posted August 10, 2018 Share Posted August 10, 2018 Id give it a week before it’s been sanded down to create the rusty effect and someone has sprayed the alloys black. Fitted roof rack and a series of ‘because BMW’ shit all over the screen. Then several months of being ‘improved’ prior to a MOT fail involving words like ‘prescribed area’ and ‘excessive’ Vince70, Angrydicky, dome and 2 others 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Six-cylinder Posted August 10, 2018 Share Posted August 10, 2018 someone has sprayed the alloys black. I did not realise this was a crime as well! DeeJay 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sierraman Posted August 10, 2018 Share Posted August 10, 2018 Difference is someone has made a good job on them. Not done it while tea was in the oven. Six-cylinder, barefoot and Tamworthbay 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tamworthbay Posted August 10, 2018 Share Posted August 10, 2018 Difference is someone has made a good job on them. Not done it while tea was being delivered by a chav in a Corsa.FTFY Six-cylinder and sierraman 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim Bell Posted August 10, 2018 Share Posted August 10, 2018 7/10 Bob Marleys would Wail. The Reverend Bluejeans and jumpingjehovahs 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HMC Posted August 10, 2018 Share Posted August 10, 2018 Love this, if todays promised focus delivery “ drives bang on maate” doesn’t materialise I’ll be sending a pm. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Reverend Bluejeans Posted August 10, 2018 Author Share Posted August 10, 2018 Id give it a week before it’s been sanded down to create the rusty effect and someone has sprayed the alloys black. Fitted roof rack and a series of ‘because BMW’ shit all over the screen. Then several months of being ‘improved’ prior to a MOT fail involving words like ‘prescribed area’ and ‘excessive’Its future is not bright, that’s fo sho. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Supernaut Posted August 10, 2018 Share Posted August 10, 2018 I like this, but it sounds like it's in worse nick than my coupe, so ah'm oot! However, if you break it I'll be interested in the front fog lamps and the brackets for them. retropnaed 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Reverend Bluejeans Posted August 10, 2018 Author Share Posted August 10, 2018 However, if the Compact comes to grief at Blyton on Monday, all sales are off. Need one back up car. Two is excessive unless interesting. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Reverend Bluejeans Posted August 10, 2018 Author Share Posted August 10, 2018 I like this, but it sounds like it's in worse nick than my coupe, so ah'm oot! However, if you break it I'll be interested in the front fog lamps and the brackets for them.May have nu fogz m8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Supernaut Posted August 10, 2018 Share Posted August 10, 2018 May have nu fogz m8 I more just need the brackets, really (I have a couple of second hand fog lamps sitting about). Nu fogs would be nice though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Reverend Bluejeans Posted August 10, 2018 Author Share Posted August 10, 2018 I'll have to check with the parts department and get back to you m8. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ohdearme Posted August 10, 2018 Share Posted August 10, 2018 I more just need the brackets, really (I have a couple of second hand fog lamps sitting about). Nu fogs would be nice though.When breaking mine I discovered I had one bracket and an exceedingly large number of strategically placed self tappers on the other side. Brackets are not the only fruit... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fordperv Posted August 10, 2018 Share Posted August 10, 2018 Duz it hav hydro handbreak m8? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Reverend Bluejeans Posted August 11, 2018 Author Share Posted August 11, 2018 no m8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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