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#1 OFFLINE   Kiltox

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Posted 07 August 2018 - 09:06 AM

You’ve seen it, you know what it is.

It has a cracked windscreen and broken front bumper

Recent brand new NSR calliper

MOT October.

£6.50 a ticket

Also open to swaps for not fucked cars with MOT
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#2 OFFLINE   pandamonium

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Posted 07 August 2018 - 09:32 AM

I've not seen it, whack a pic up please? 


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Posted 07 August 2018 - 09:40 AM

It’s had a ton of work also done by me and Sri05

Among many other things

Brakes
Timing belt and water pump
Gear linkage
Alternator
Clutch sleeve and master cylinders
Exhaust
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I estimate this car needs £3000 maybe £4000 spending on it to get it rite and when this is done it will be wotrth about £1500!!


#4 OFFLINE   cort16

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Posted 07 August 2018 - 09:42 AM

Previous roffle info with pictures

http://autoshite.com...2nite-m8/page-1

I estimate this car needs £3000 maybe £4000 spending on it to get it rite and when this is done it will be wotrth about £1500!!


#5 OFFLINE   Kiltox

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Posted 07 August 2018 - 09:46 AM

Updated front end pics

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Posted 07 August 2018 - 09:47 AM

It’s had a ton of work also done by me and Sri05

Among many other things

Brakes
Timing belt and water pump
Gear linkage
Alternator
Clutch sleeve and master cylinders
Exhaust


With the caliper being done by Kiltox i reckon there must be nigh on 2k spent on this little fucker in the last year or so.

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Posted 07 August 2018 - 09:50 AM

I'll have a couple of randoms

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#8 OFFLINE   cort16

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Posted 07 August 2018 - 09:57 AM

With the caliper being done by Kiltox i reckon there must be nigh on 2k spent on this little fucker in the last year or so.


It must be something like that the ungrateful wee bastard .

I estimate this car needs £3000 maybe £4000 spending on it to get it rite and when this is done it will be wotrth about £1500!!


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Posted 07 August 2018 - 09:59 AM

6 randoms plz
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#10 OFFLINE   pandamonium

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Posted 07 August 2018 - 10:05 AM

Random x 1 please 


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Posted 07 August 2018 - 10:05 AM

#28 & #47 please


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Posted 07 August 2018 - 10:06 AM

4 and 44 please.
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Posted 07 August 2018 - 10:50 AM

I'll have two randoms. Might suit eldest. Is the bumper going to be an MOT fail?



#14 OFFLINE   Kiltox

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Posted 07 August 2018 - 10:58 AM

I'll have two randoms. Might suit eldest. Is the bumper going to be an MOT fail?


Liberal application of gaffer tape has made it legal* I think

Front fog doesn’t work and the screenwash pump works but doesn’t squirt at the front for some reason, cba

Those two things will be failures.
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Posted 07 August 2018 - 11:41 AM

I'll have a random.

Because, I need to rape the engine, gearbox, ecu, locks, keys, rest of the running gear.
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#16 OFFLINE   Kiltox

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Posted 07 August 2018 - 12:07 PM

I’ll sort the numbers and stuff for you mentalists later
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Posted 07 August 2018 - 12:47 PM

Swap for MGF?

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Posted 07 August 2018 - 12:50 PM

If not, 17 and a random please

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Posted 07 August 2018 - 12:53 PM

Random for me please

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#20 OFFLINE   Kiltox

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Posted 07 August 2018 - 01:16 PM

Swap for MGF?


I would but a second 2 seater is completely useless to me :D

Will 100% swap for a not fucked “sensible” car
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Posted 07 August 2018 - 01:27 PM

I’d offer you the Alfa as a swap but would have to explain the Panda appearing alongside an absence of cash in hand.

“You only told me to get rid of the Alfa, love...”

So 1 random it is :)

#22 OFFLINE   Bucketeer

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Posted 07 August 2018 - 02:01 PM

Definition: Masochists (mass-uh-kists)
- A forum of people who, over many months, read with horror the misfortunes of The Little Car That Doesn't Want To Live. And then the moment a roffle is mentioned they all come flocking, like dead-eyed moths to a flaky Italian flame, already aware of the pain ahead but unable to resist.

One random even number for me please.
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Posted 07 August 2018 - 03:00 PM

I would but a second 2 seater is completely useless to me :D


Shame. Roffle it is then :)

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Posted 07 August 2018 - 04:53 PM

One ticket please

sigs are shit, wgaf?


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Posted 07 August 2018 - 05:39 PM

Need to take mine off, sorry. Have to save my pennies at the moment. :(

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Posted 07 August 2018 - 05:59 PM

Two randoms please

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Posted 07 August 2018 - 06:43 PM

I'll have a couple of randoms



#28 OFFLINE   JayB

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Posted 07 August 2018 - 08:23 PM

Two randoms for me please.

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Posted 07 August 2018 - 08:50 PM

Random for me please.



#30 OFFLINE   Kiltox

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Posted 07 August 2018 - 08:51 PM

24/59 and I haven’t even done the numbers yet. Good drills, autoshite.
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