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#31 OFFLINE   warren t claim

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Posted 05 August 2018 - 12:58 AM

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Posted 06 August 2018 - 07:22 PM

There's a rumour going around that our very own BorniteIdentity has been slipping my woman a length while I've been working nights. 

 

Obviously, he's not too keen on me learning his address so for the sake of Autoshite harmony we think it'd be a good idea if he was outbid.


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Posted 06 August 2018 - 07:28 PM

There's a rumour going around that our very own BorniteIdentity has been slipping my woman a length while I've been working nights.

Obviously, he's not too keen on me learning his address so for the sake of Autoshite harmony we think it'd be a good idea if he was outbid.


I think it’s fair to say that - if I win these at £40 - nobody will be laughing louder than Dave himself.
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Posted 06 August 2018 - 07:32 PM

I think it’s fair to say that - if I win these at £40 - nobody will be laughing louder than Dave himself.

Less than six quid each so far!


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Posted 08 August 2018 - 09:46 PM

Now you put it like that...


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Posted 10 August 2018 - 08:02 AM

Only three hours to go gentlemen.

I'll take pound bids from now on so let's see some hands in the air.

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Posted 10 August 2018 - 12:28 PM

Bollocks.
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Posted 10 August 2018 - 12:43 PM

I think it’s fair to say that - if I win these at £40 - nobody will be laughing louder than Dave himself.

 

Bollocks.

 

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"And that's an extra bid of forty pounds and two bollocks from the gentleman on my left, fortyantwobollocks, fortyantwobollocks, fortyantwobollocks, any advance on forty and two bollocks, do I hear three bollocks anywhere in the room? Are we all done at forty pounds and two bollocks from the gentleman on my left?"


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Posted 10 August 2018 - 10:44 PM

When the hammer drops the bullshit stops.

 

"Would the winner of lot number one please go to the office and give the peroxide blonde lady there your details so we can forward the V5? Thank you".


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Posted 19 August 2018 - 07:26 AM

Thanks to the ‘Gabby Cabby’ these turned up the other day. Much obliged, and respect for doing a proper decent thing.

I now want the full set!
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Posted 22 August 2018 - 10:23 AM

I now want the full set!

 

I'm also working towards that goal, with all but two issues in my possession...

 

There's also a fair few PDF scans available for download on the Shitescan thread:

 

http://autoshite.com...is-our-concern/

 

(Which is also where I've been dumping details of any Jalopy issues that pop up on Ebay from time to time.)

 

I've a surplus copy of Issue 15, which happens to be missing its back cover but is otherwise perfectly readable - if it's any use to you, I'm happy to pop it in the post, gratis.
 







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