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#31 OFFLINE   Ohdearme

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Posted 25 July 2018 - 11:39 PM

Can't shake this insane 147 lust I have right now, so I will take a random to get things moving, plus I am now up a virtual ticket since Robs Merc sold. 

 

Last Alfa (and only Alfa) I bought up north was shagged, mind you.

 

This one does has some redeeming features, the washer jets are a personal favourite, pulling back for the screen gives you 3 out of 4 jets on the windscreen, the 4th jet is reserved and only activated at the same time as you do the rear wash, pretty sure that's how Alfa designed it to work, honest.

 

It's coming across as shagged but I do trust it. I took the wife, 2 sprogs and the dog to Llandudno in it for a weekend. She'd have clubbed me to death with the dog if it blew up so that's some measure of belief in it for you.

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Posted 26 July 2018 - 08:08 AM

Two tickets please

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Posted 26 July 2018 - 12:48 PM

Two tickets please

Computer says...

 

 

41 & 19.

 

Just 50 odd numbers to go...


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Posted 26 July 2018 - 12:59 PM

It'll speed up when the other roffles have sold out and been drawn.  Not many people will be interested in having the risk of winning 3 cars at one stroke..


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Posted 26 July 2018 - 02:12 PM

It'll speed up when the other roffles have sold out and been drawn.  Not many people will be interested in having the risk of winning 3 cars at one stroke..

It's fine...I told the missus the 'buyer' couldn't pick the car up for a week or two, I've neglected to mention that fell through, so there's time yet before I'm rumbled that it hasn't sold :)


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Posted 01 August 2018 - 02:46 PM

Swapped the front wheels last night so it now has four tyres of questionable brands but with decent tread on them. I also forgot to cancel the tax so it has tax on till the end of the month for anyone fancying a punt.

 

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Posted 01 August 2018 - 08:12 PM

Could I have numbers 5 and 38 please? Getting an Alfa itch I want to scratch now....



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Posted 01 August 2018 - 09:13 PM

Could I have numbers 5 and 38 please? Getting an Alfa itch I want to scratch now....

Done!

I’ve also changed the rear door cards as one looked like they’d nicked a Tiger in it a la Hangover.

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Posted 02 August 2018 - 10:58 AM

I'll go for one random please... I've never owned an Alfa (yet)!


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Posted 02 August 2018 - 06:46 PM

Scratch that, sorry.  I've just been told not to drive for 6 months.

 

Don't let me enter any more Roffles until New Year!


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Posted 02 August 2018 - 09:13 PM

Scratch that, sorry.  I've just been told not to drive for 6 months.

 

Don't let me enter any more Roffles until New Year!

I'll deliver it for you and you can sit in for 6 months making vroom vroom noises (and change the cam belt while you're at a loose end)...I mean, what are the chance you'd actually win? Just get Moog to enter and you'll be fine...


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Posted 03 August 2018 - 09:41 PM

Ohdearme, my Alfa has sold so I can't swap you a ticket any more, but leave me in your list and I will pay for it and donate it on if it comes to it.

 

By the way the MAF arrived the other day, didn't have time to fit it before it went but still thanks very much for donating it.


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Posted 03 August 2018 - 10:08 PM

No worries Dave,

In other news, does anybody else only ever find time to fix stuff on their cars when it comes to selling them?

Fixed a bit of missing silver trim by taking from donor. Required whole bumper removal of donor, unexpected sad face Y Tho.

Also realigned bumper a bit better on mine and sanded and sprayed over bad bits at bottom of bumper with a spare can of satin. Temporary fix as have new bumper to go with car but that’s a faff too far when selling to swap over.

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Posted 03 August 2018 - 10:11 PM

Also, roffle bump seeing as though there’s only one Alfa roffle left now :)

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Posted 03 August 2018 - 11:51 PM

Go on then, I'll take a ticket, have you considered a 2 for xx discount deal to get the tickets moving? normally seems to speed things along..

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Posted 04 August 2018 - 06:17 AM

Go on then, I'll take a ticket, have you considered a 2 for xx discount deal to get the tickets moving? normally seems to speed things along?

I have but then I’ll have to think of a way of explaining why I have failed to achieve the ‘guaranteed at least x pounds love’ valuation I used to woo the wife in to not shouting at me for the SAAB.

But go on then 2 for a lucky £13!

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Posted 04 August 2018 - 06:44 AM

Gan on then, #23 as well please


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Posted 04 August 2018 - 09:36 AM

As my Saab is going away on the back of a low-loader tomorrow to be weighed in the time has come to get a replacement car.  This'll do nicely so I'll have 2 tickets please - Number 13 and another random.


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Posted 04 August 2018 - 09:05 PM

Ohdearme, my Alfa has sold so I can't swap you a ticket any more, but leave me in your list and I will pay for it and donate it on if it comes to it.

 

By the way the MAF arrived the other day, didn't have time to fit it before it went but still thanks very much for donating it.

 

Yours was so pretty Dave, sad it isn't being roffled no more :(

Would really love an Alfa but can't justify buying another car when I really don't need one.....Fingers crossed on this one!



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Posted 04 August 2018 - 09:16 PM

Yours was so pretty Dave, sad it isn't being roffled no more :(

Would really love an Alfa but can't justify buying another car when I really don't need one.....Fingers crossed on this one!

 

Yeah the facelift is a good few notches hotter IMO, not to shit on ohdearme's roffle, everyone should buy tickets for his now. 

 

Seeing as you're so moist for it I'll donate you my ticket if it wins.


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Posted 05 August 2018 - 11:03 AM

Yeah the facelift is a good few notches hotter IMO, not to shit on ohdearme's roffle, everyone should buy tickets for his now. 

 

Seeing as you're so moist for it I'll donate you my ticket if it wins.

 

Don't be daft! Fair's fair. Altho I am curious to know why you have a ticket to win another Alfa when you've just sold one..... ;)


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Posted 05 August 2018 - 06:51 PM

Apologies, been busy doing non-car related things like nursing a hungover wife and minding the offspring.

Also can recommend day at Croft as way to indoctrinate daughters into liking racing cars and petrol based activities. Unrelated Croft pics to spice up thread.


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Posted 05 August 2018 - 07:54 PM

Wait!!! Why haven't I jumped in earlier? I'll take two randoms please.
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Posted 05 August 2018 - 08:13 PM

No.14 please.  Fuck knows why, it's a manual and you're in Yorkshire.  Always fancied an Alfa though.


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Posted 05 August 2018 - 08:46 PM

I'll take a random even number please.

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Posted 05 August 2018 - 09:51 PM

Picking up pace!

 

I've only got it advertised on PH, not trying too hard to sell it as I can't be bothered with gumtree/ebay numpties.

 

Also taxed till end of month because I forgot about direct debits.

 

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Posted 06 August 2018 - 11:00 AM

16 and 49 please

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Posted 06 August 2018 - 11:10 AM

16 and 49 please

 

Done,

 

There's a strong possibility I may be curing the knock over the weekend as fishing about under the car changing the wheel I noticed the ball joint  on the suspension top arm is perished and the donor car has one that is is in better nick.

 

Of course if I do that, I'll then find myself comparing springs and shocks, etc.

 

Clearly I am going to end up roffling Trigger's broom.


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