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#61 OFFLINE   Sloth in a bowl

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Posted 03 August 2018 - 02:05 PM

Keep forgetting to do a post about that. It was the most unbelievably fucked car in the history of the universe, but there's certainly no complaints from me.


I'll have you know, that fine motor was selected with care, thoughtfulness and complete desperation as we missed the cheap and less knackered chod that gets sold right at the beginning of the auction.
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Posted 03 August 2018 - 07:20 PM

I’m in - gives me something to look forward to all next week.

I will be bringing the usual selection of book tat for disposal. There’s three 1960s lorry magazines left - Chaseracer can have dibs on the one with the Citroen Ami van road test!
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Posted 03 August 2018 - 07:21 PM

Plus a 1959 pamphlet about power stations which I know is right up his street!!
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#64 OFFLINE   chaseracer

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Posted 03 August 2018 - 08:13 PM

Chaseracer can have dibs on the one with the Citroen Ami van road test!

 

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#65 OFFLINE   outlaw118

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Posted 05 August 2018 - 09:10 PM

Looking unlikely at this point for myself and BlindTrev; The Alfa is in hospital, taken in late Thursday smoking like a laboratory Beagle on overtime.

Air filter or injectors hopefully, but either way, she's still there, and likely to wipe out my slush/going out and having fun fund for the month.

 

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Posted 05 August 2018 - 11:38 PM

Should be up for this :)


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Posted 06 August 2018 - 12:08 AM

Put me down as 'maybe' pending David Fowler's attendance - if I can't reunite him with his camping chair until Chumley then I could do without the expense.


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Posted 06 August 2018 - 06:24 PM

Oh bother,  I was planning to attend but have just booked alternative shite activity on the same day.


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Posted 08 August 2018 - 04:40 PM

^ Careless!  ;)


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#70 OFFLINE   davidfowler2000

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Posted 08 August 2018 - 05:37 PM

I think I'll give this one a miss. For the simple reason that I cannot be arsed especially when I'm not guaranteed Sunday off.



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Posted 08 August 2018 - 08:09 PM

In light of recent Grumpy news I'm not really digging an adventure of this sort this weekend - meeting completely new faces stresses me out even if I know they are all sound - so I'll once again promise with my pinky extended that I'll be at the next one.

 

Depending on events between now and then I may be really needing a complete distraction, in which case that Auction game you played last time would be right up my street.


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Posted 08 August 2018 - 08:43 PM

Always welcome, RY.


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Posted 08 August 2018 - 08:45 PM

I think I'll give this one a miss. For the simple reason that I cannot be arsed especially when I'm not guaranteed Sunday off.

 

Fairy nuff.  See you at Chumley then, Maister Flower, if not before*...

 

(*said he, mysteriously...)


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2018 DS 3 - Domestic Management's staff car

2009 Cannondale Quick CX - too much like hard work
2003 Citroen Berlingo 2.0HDi - buggering on regardless
1995 Peugeot 205 Inca 1.7D - working
1982 Citroen Dyane 6 - hiding...

AS Midland Massiv - in chod we rust...


#74 OFFLINE   davidfowler2000

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Posted 09 August 2018 - 04:01 PM

Aye it'll be Chumly. As discussed I still plan to do a Cannock in October


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#75 OFFLINE   Junkman

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Posted 09 August 2018 - 04:13 PM

I lost track. Is anybody still in?


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Posted 09 August 2018 - 05:36 PM

Well, I’m going.
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Posted 09 August 2018 - 06:00 PM

Yes.


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Posted 09 August 2018 - 07:14 PM

I am
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Posted 09 August 2018 - 08:04 PM

I spent what would have been my petrol money on a set of bike wheels on eBay that were going locally for a steal, so I'm out.

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Posted 11 August 2018 - 12:23 AM

I'm still going and i'm meeting a  fella with a modded Multipla to flog him some wheels and a roof rack.

 

Whats the plan? 9.30 at the Truckers rest?


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#81 OFFLINE   The Reverend Bluejeans

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Posted 11 August 2018 - 06:06 AM

Any GGG representatives present?

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Posted 11 August 2018 - 09:28 AM

Too late, I'll never get there in time. Piss Poor Planning on my part.


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Posted 11 August 2018 - 11:12 AM

Clayton will not be in school today. He overslept and then discovered he had to go in to work.

 

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Posted 11 August 2018 - 12:00 PM

PE's not until Wednesday, you muppet!


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2009 Cannondale Quick CX - too much like hard work
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1995 Peugeot 205 Inca 1.7D - working
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AS Midland Massiv - in chod we rust...


#85 OFFLINE   The Reverend Bluejeans

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Posted 12 August 2018 - 10:09 AM

How did it go?


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Posted 12 August 2018 - 11:00 AM

BACON/CHOD/SHITERS FTW

 

:)


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2009 Cannondale Quick CX - too much like hard work
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1995 Peugeot 205 Inca 1.7D - working
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AS Midland Massiv - in chod we rust...


#87 OFFLINE   The Reverend Bluejeans

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Posted 12 August 2018 - 11:16 AM

BUT DID U BUY OWT M8


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MASTER RACE MOTORS.

 

1989 F  730i. Prestigious.

1994 M 318Ti - Track whore

2008 Golf GTI 3dr 6spd #VAGWANKER

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Offended? Oh dear. What a shame. Piss off.

 

 


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Posted 12 August 2018 - 11:40 AM

There was some desperate end-of-life shit there yesterday (never seen so much stuff without a ticket) but there was also quite a few as recent as 2014.  

 

Must've been something seriously amiss there...


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2009 Cannondale Quick CX - too much like hard work
2003 Citroen Berlingo 2.0HDi - buggering on regardless
1995 Peugeot 205 Inca 1.7D - working
1982 Citroen Dyane 6 - hiding...

AS Midland Massiv - in chod we rust...


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Posted 12 August 2018 - 01:00 PM

The shite auctioned was shit, as usual, but on the way home some bona fide spottage was had.

 

300,000 mile lacquer peel heaven with a valid ticket until next Easter:

 

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Dub with the coveted OMGRATLUKYO:

 

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Do not forget to moan and slag the seller on this forum if it breaks down on the collection thread.

 

 

 

The by far most half arsed attempt at a wanker's plate:

 

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Colman's roffle prize:

 

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Some carefully dry stored barn finds:

 

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1967 Renault 16 Grand Luxe.......................Thanks to Weber now running well on regular gas

1993 Peugeot 405 2.0 auto Saloon..........................................A disappointment for many

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Posted 12 August 2018 - 03:51 PM

No sills there, then.


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2018 DS 3 - Domestic Management's staff car

2009 Cannondale Quick CX - too much like hard work
2003 Citroen Berlingo 2.0HDi - buggering on regardless
1995 Peugeot 205 Inca 1.7D - working
1982 Citroen Dyane 6 - hiding...

AS Midland Massiv - in chod we rust...






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