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#391 ONLINE   Cavcraft

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Posted 07 November 2018 - 08:32 PM

Well done FOAD!


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Posted 07 November 2018 - 08:32 PM

FUCK OFF AND DRIVETHEBROWNCAR.


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#393 ONLINE   binhoker668

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Posted 07 November 2018 - 08:33 PM

Well done FOAD! ;)
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#394 OFFLINE   Shite Knight

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Posted 07 November 2018 - 08:36 PM

Fucking hell, I have won my first roffle!

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#395 ONLINE   Dan_ZTT

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Posted 07 November 2018 - 08:39 PM

Ah, there it is. Relief and disappointment all at once.
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#396 ONLINE   Jazoli

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Posted 07 November 2018 - 08:49 PM

I am very disappointed, I wanted to see the wife's face when she came home to a matching pair on the drive :D


sigs are shit, wgaf?


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Posted 07 November 2018 - 08:49 PM

Fucking hell, I have won my first roffle!
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Some of us still live in hope !!
Congratulations foad (I think)
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#398 ONLINE   bangernomics

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Posted 07 November 2018 - 08:52 PM

Fucking hell, I have won my first roffle!

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Noooooooo and yaaaaaay in equal measure.

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Posted 07 November 2018 - 08:54 PM

Quality!

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Posted 07 November 2018 - 09:51 PM

Woooooo well done FOAD. This fits* right in with your fleet
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Posted 07 November 2018 - 09:54 PM

Relief. There’s only so many excuses I can come up with to work out of offices near my collection destinations before boss based rumblage occurs.
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Posted 07 November 2018 - 09:59 PM

I kind of wanted this but alas...the search for the first win goes on.

Well done FOAD.

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Posted 08 November 2018 - 12:00 PM

I also have to admit to feelings of relief,

although I've never owned a dull, boring car before.


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#404 OFFLINE   tooSavvy

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Posted 08 November 2018 - 03:35 PM

I also have to admit to feelings of relief,
although I've never owned a dull, boring car before.


...... You'll LOVE IT! :)
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Wallsend?.....it's not the End of the Walled ;<)

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Posted 09 November 2018 - 12:32 PM


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#406 ONLINE   Jim Bell

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Posted 09 November 2018 - 12:33 PM

Off to it's new home. He's probs sick of it by now.
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Posted 09 November 2018 - 12:50 PM

Boring car in boring video - Shock Horror!


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Posted 09 November 2018 - 03:43 PM

Off to it's new home. He's probs sick of it by now.

 

He's prob stopped for fuel and forgotten what he was driving.


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Posted 09 November 2018 - 03:59 PM


Just needed Dev of of Corrie to land on it in a 21st Century homage to boring cars and North East car parks.
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#410 OFFLINE   davehedgehog31

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Posted 09 November 2018 - 04:03 PM

Have to say, bit less exciting than the last thing I watched in a Newcastle car park;

 


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#411 ONLINE   Jim Bell

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Posted 09 November 2018 - 04:31 PM

Well I've met Jimmy Nail and I think my shot is worthy of Spender itself.

H8trz f away.
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#412 ONLINE   HMC

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Posted 09 November 2018 - 04:43 PM

Have to say, bit less exciting than the last thing I watched in a Newcastle car park;
 
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Poor old Alf Roberts.
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#413 ONLINE   Jim Bell

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Posted 09 November 2018 - 04:44 PM

Poor old Alf Roberts.


He was a big man, but he was out of shape.
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Posted 09 November 2018 - 05:52 PM

He was a big man, but he was out of shape.


He certainly was when he hit that car from a great height!
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#415 OFFLINE   Shite Knight

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Posted 09 November 2018 - 08:22 PM

Off to it's new home. He's probs sick of it by now.

I'm still driving it. Just passing Newcastle now, heading north.

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Posted 09 November 2018 - 08:25 PM

Please don't fall asleep when driving the dull brown machine.
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Posted 09 November 2018 - 08:31 PM

I'm still driving it. Just passing Newcastle now, heading north.

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Ah man. Your poor missus. You actually did it.
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#418 OFFLINE   Shite Knight

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Posted 09 November 2018 - 08:42 PM

Ah man. Your poor missus. You actually did it.

Yeah, we pissed about trying to find a cash machine to go pay for the polo carb I was collecting in gateshead so by the time we left we got down to Melton Mowbray by 3:30pm and then got stuck in traffic on the way back up.
Now she's driving and the mirror just fell off...

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Posted 09 November 2018 - 08:47 PM

Grab a new one from the factory.  You're not far away...  ;)


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Posted 09 November 2018 - 08:55 PM

You'll be passing me in a bit - tempted to walk across the fields and moon you...
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