There are rats chewing at something in the ceiling of Berwick train station.
Updates will be sporadic due to gank replacement phone, but I've had one (1) poo, and have to change trains three times. I think.
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Posted 07 July 2018 - 05:24 AM
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Posted 07 July 2018 - 07:16 AM
You have a fascinating autocorrect function.
Chodspeed!
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Posted 07 July 2018 - 07:39 AM
Is it something that's likely to get you home without drama?
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Posted 07 July 2018 - 08:01 AM
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Posted 07 July 2018 - 08:03 AM
1) Is it a Passat?
2) Have you bought wellies?
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Posted 07 July 2018 - 08:05 AM
1) Is it a Passat?
2) Have you bought wellies?
No
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Posted 07 July 2018 - 08:09 AM
Honda Insight?
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Posted 07 July 2018 - 08:25 AM
Honda Insight?
Nope
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Posted 07 July 2018 - 08:35 AM
Is it brown, yellow or green?
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Posted 07 July 2018 - 08:44 AM
Would love to do a collection thread. Last car came from Rochdale which is 6 miles or so away. Somehow it wouldve lacked drama.
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Posted 07 July 2018 - 08:46 AM
skoda felacio?
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Posted 07 July 2018 - 08:50 AM
I recon it something brown with a rat look, as reference to this has been made.
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Posted 07 July 2018 - 09:11 AM
I recon it something brown with a rat look, as reference to this has been made.
I don't do rat look.
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Posted 07 July 2018 - 09:11 AM
Is it brown, yellow or green?
Green
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Posted 07 July 2018 - 09:22 AM
Wwwwwoooooooooo!!!!
Green means money thats my favorite colour let her rip tater chip I need me a beer ask Dinnis bought it on the old interwebs Gas Monkey gets paid!
Green means money thats my favorite colour let her rip tater chip I need me a beer ask Dinnis bought it on the old interwebs Gas Monkey gets paid!
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Mae hen ceir fy nhadau yn annwyl i mi.
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Posted 07 July 2018 - 09:43 AM
Is it brown, yellow or green?
The car or the one (1) poo?
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Posted 07 July 2018 - 10:54 AM
Wwwwwoooooooooo!!!!
Green means money thats my favorite colour let her rip tater chip I need me a beer ask Dinnis bought it on the old interwebs Gas Monkey gets paid!
Nope, I've tried reading that six times and that still doesn't make sense. Could you break that down phonetically for me please ?
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Posted 07 July 2018 - 10:55 AM
Meanwhile, is it this ?
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Posted 07 July 2018 - 11:35 AM
Looks almost black to me.
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Ford V8 Pilot ?
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Posted 07 July 2018 - 12:47 PM
Would love to do a collection thread. Last car came from Rochdale which is 6 miles or so away. Somehow it wouldve lacked drama.
There's always the ghost in Owd Bett's.
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Posted 07 July 2018 - 02:10 PM
Nope, I've tried reading that six times and that still doesn't make sense. Could you break that down phonetically for me please ?
You have to shout it. Ideally at an auction, while losing all your investment.
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Posted 07 July 2018 - 05:14 PM
Sooo.... Is it here yet?
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Posted 07 July 2018 - 05:27 PM
I hope hes just gone for a long spirited drive.....................
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I hope hes just gone for a long spirited poo
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Posted 07 July 2018 - 09:32 PM
Sorry for the lack of updates - everything went absolutely fine.
Wonderful car, impeccable road manners, looks great from twenty feet away, and only needs minor fettling to look great close up as well.
It is impossible to overemphasise just how green it is. The carpet, the mats, the trim, the dash, the leather... If they could get green wood then they'd be all over it.
Only downside - ran out of fuel when still showing a quarter tank. Apparently a common issue due to the quasi twin tank design. Brimmed it and fine since
Wonderful car, impeccable road manners, looks great from twenty feet away, and only needs minor fettling to look great close up as well.
It is impossible to overemphasise just how green it is. The carpet, the mats, the trim, the dash, the leather... If they could get green wood then they'd be all over it.
Only downside - ran out of fuel when still showing a quarter tank. Apparently a common issue due to the quasi twin tank design. Brimmed it and fine since
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Posted 07 July 2018 - 09:35 PM
If nobody twigged, it's this: http://autoshite.com...0/?fromsearch=1
Chris was fantastic - helped me out when my replacement phone decided that it didn't want to phone any more. Great seller, would buy from again.
Chris was fantastic - helped me out when my replacement phone decided that it didn't want to phone any more. Great seller, would buy from again.
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Posted 07 July 2018 - 10:58 PM
Glad you made it home safe Nicky...
Top buyer and thoroughly nice bloke.
Would sell to again etc
Apologies for the fuel gauge situ ..
When I had it,if it showed a quarter of a tank it had a quarter of a tank.
Though I did forget to tell you probably best not to run it too low ...Though wouldn't of helped now the sender's playing up, Sorry.
Top buyer and thoroughly nice bloke.
Would sell to again etc
Apologies for the fuel gauge situ ..
When I had it,if it showed a quarter of a tank it had a quarter of a tank.
Though I did forget to tell you probably best not to run it too low ...Though wouldn't of helped now the sender's playing up, Sorry.
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Posted 08 July 2018 - 08:38 AM
No harm done - it was only a half hour to sort it, although I somehow managed to pull over exactly where Northumberland's entire midge population was 
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