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Started by yes oui si , Jul 07 2018 05:24 AM

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#1 OFFLINE yes oui si

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Posted 07 July 2018 - 05:24 AM

There are rats chewing at something in the ceiling of Berwick train station.

Updates will be sporadic due to gank replacement phone, but I've had one (1) poo, and have to change trains three times. I think.

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#2 ONLINE Datsuncog

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Posted 07 July 2018 - 07:16 AM

You have a fascinating autocorrect function.

Chodspeed!

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#3 OFFLINE Simonsays

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Posted 07 July 2018 - 07:39 AM

Is it something that's likely to get you home without drama?

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#4 OFFLINE yes oui si

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Posted 07 July 2018 - 08:01 AM

I hope so.

Sporadic updates here: https://m.facebook.c...57&id=682766856

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#5 OFFLINE Cavcraft

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Posted 07 July 2018 - 08:03 AM

1) Is it a Passat?

2) Have you bought wellies?

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#6 OFFLINE yes oui si

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Posted 07 July 2018 - 08:05 AM

1) Is it a Passat?

2) Have you bought wellies?

No

No

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#7 OFFLINE davehedgehog31

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Posted 07 July 2018 - 08:09 AM

Honda Insight?

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#8 OFFLINE yes oui si

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Posted 07 July 2018 - 08:25 AM

Honda Insight?

Nope

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Posted 07 July 2018 - 08:35 AM

Is it brown, yellow or green?

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#10 OFFLINE Matty

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Posted 07 July 2018 - 08:44 AM

Would love to do a collection thread. Last car came from Rochdale which is 6 miles or so away. Somehow it wouldve lacked drama.

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#11 OFFLINE stuboy

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Posted 07 July 2018 - 08:46 AM

skoda felacio?

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#12 OFFLINE oldcars

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Posted 07 July 2018 - 08:50 AM

I recon it something brown with a rat look, as reference to this has been made.

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#13 OFFLINE yes oui si

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Posted 07 July 2018 - 09:11 AM

I recon it something brown with a rat look, as reference to this has been made.

I don't do rat look.

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#14 OFFLINE yes oui si

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Posted 07 July 2018 - 09:11 AM

Is it brown, yellow or green?

Green

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Posted 07 July 2018 - 09:22 AM

Wwwwwoooooooooo!!!!

Green means money thats my favorite colour let her rip tater chip I need me a beer ask Dinnis bought it on the old interwebs Gas Monkey gets paid!

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#16 OFFLINE Skizzer

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Posted 07 July 2018 - 09:43 AM

Is it brown, yellow or green?

The car or the one (1) poo?

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Posted 07 July 2018 - 10:54 AM

Wwwwwoooooooooo!!!!

Green means money thats my favorite colour let her rip tater chip I need me a beer ask Dinnis bought it on the old interwebs Gas Monkey gets paid!

Nope, I've tried reading that six times and that still doesn't make sense. Could you break that down phonetically for me please ?

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#18 OFFLINE clayts450

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Posted 07 July 2018 - 10:55 AM

Meanwhile, is it this ?

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#19 ONLINE UltraWomble

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Posted 07 July 2018 - 11:35 AM

Looks almost black to me.

And Devils juice?

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Posted 07 July 2018 - 12:19 PM

Ford V8 Pilot ?

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Posted 07 July 2018 - 12:47 PM

Would love to do a collection thread. Last car came from Rochdale which is 6 miles or so away. Somehow it wouldve lacked drama.

There's always the ghost in Owd Bett's.

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Posted 07 July 2018 - 02:10 PM

Nope, I've tried reading that six times and that still doesn't make sense. Could you break that down phonetically for me please ?

You have to shout it. Ideally at an auction, while losing all your investment.

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Posted 07 July 2018 - 05:14 PM

Sooo.... Is it here yet?

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Posted 07 July 2018 - 05:27 PM

I hope hes just gone for a long spirited drive.....................

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#25 OFFLINE Talbot

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Posted 07 July 2018 - 08:11 PM

I hope hes just gone for a long spirited poo

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Posted 07 July 2018 - 09:32 PM

Sorry for the lack of updates - everything went absolutely fine.

Wonderful car, impeccable road manners, looks great from twenty feet away, and only needs minor fettling to look great close up as well.

It is impossible to overemphasise just how green it is. The carpet, the mats, the trim, the dash, the leather... If they could get green wood then they'd be all over it.

Only downside - ran out of fuel when still showing a quarter tank. Apparently a common issue due to the quasi twin tank design. Brimmed it and fine since

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Posted 07 July 2018 - 09:35 PM

If nobody twigged, it's this: http://autoshite.com...0/?fromsearch=1

Chris was fantastic - helped me out when my replacement phone decided that it didn't want to phone any more. Great seller, would buy from again.

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Posted 07 July 2018 - 09:51 PM

Excellent.

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Posted 07 July 2018 - 10:58 PM

Glad you made it home safe Nicky...

Top buyer and thoroughly nice bloke.

Would sell to again etc

Apologies for the fuel gauge situ ..

When I had it,if it showed a quarter of a tank it had a quarter of a tank.

Though I did forget to tell you probably best not to run it too low ...Though wouldn't of helped now the sender's playing up, Sorry.