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Colon Erection Friend.
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Posted 07 July 2018 - 05:24 AM
Updates will be sporadic due to gank replacement phone, but I've had one (1) poo, and have to change trains three times. I think.
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Bought = purchased. Brought = relocated
Lose = misplace/opposite of win. Loose = your mum
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Posted 07 July 2018 - 07:16 AM
Chodspeed!
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Rollcall of shite:
1980 Ford Cortina 1.6 L (1997); 1976 Mini Clubman 1.0 (1997); 1973 Vauxhall Viva HC 1.3 (1997-2005); 1984 Datsun Sunny B11 1.5 Coupé (1999-2000); 1983 Datsun Sunny B11 1.5 Coupé (2000); 1986 Ford Fiesta 1.1 Ghia (2001-2003); 1996 Ford Escort 1.6 LX (2003-2008); 1985 Toyota Corona 2.4 Avante (2005-2006); 1981 Ford Cortina 2.0 GL Estate (2008-2010); 1993 Volkswagen Polo 1.0 Genesis (2010); 1996 Citroen XM 2.5TD VSX Estate (2010-2011); 1988 Volvo 240 2.0 GL Estate (2011-2012); 2004 Alfa Romeo 156 1.9JTD Veloce (2012-2014); 1993 Volkswagen Polo 1.0 Fox (2013-2014); 1996 Renault Laguna 1.8 RN (2014 - 2018); 1997 Renault Laguna 2.0 RT Sport (2015-2017); 1998 Renault Laguna 1.8 RT Sport (2017 - 2018); 2003 Subaru Forester 2.0 XT (2018 - present); 2005 Toyota Yaris 1.0 VVT (OH's motor: 2005 - present)
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Posted 07 July 2018 - 07:39 AM
Chodspeed mon brave
Rover 2200SC UUP473R
Seat Marbella
Nissan Micra K11
Nissan Micra K11
Skoda Felicia 1.3
Skoda Felicia 1.3 Estate
Fiat Stilo
Nissan Almera
Nissan Qashqai
Suzuki Alto (juniors first car)
Ford Streetka
All gone but not forgotten.
Nissan Note Cdi (commuting trolley)
Renault clio (Juniors current car)
Volvo V40
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Posted 07 July 2018 - 08:01 AM
Top grammar tips!
Bought = purchased. Brought = relocated
Lose = misplace/opposite of win. Loose = your mum
#5
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Posted 07 July 2018 - 08:03 AM
1) Is it a Passat?
2) Have you bought wellies?
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Posted 07 July 2018 - 08:05 AM
1) Is it a Passat?
2) Have you bought wellies?
No
No
Top grammar tips!
Bought = purchased. Brought = relocated
Lose = misplace/opposite of win. Loose = your mum
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Posted 07 July 2018 - 08:09 AM
1994 Peugeot 405 GTXD - Big Red
2002 Saab 9-5 Aero Estate - The Spruce Moose
1994 Peugeot 405 GL - Tighty Whitey
2004 Vauxhall Astra "enjoy" - Disastra
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Posted 07 July 2018 - 08:25 AM
Honda Insight?
Nope
Top grammar tips!
Bought = purchased. Brought = relocated
Lose = misplace/opposite of win. Loose = your mum
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Posted 07 July 2018 - 08:44 AM
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Posted 07 July 2018 - 08:46 AM
skoda felacio?
Deafining folk in fozzie the Focus
Driver of the daddy bus 'ford galaxy'
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Posted 07 July 2018 - 08:50 AM
I recon it something brown with a rat look, as reference to this has been made.
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Posted 07 July 2018 - 09:11 AM
I recon it something brown with a rat look, as reference to this has been made.
I don't do rat look.
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Top grammar tips!
Bought = purchased. Brought = relocated
Lose = misplace/opposite of win. Loose = your mum
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Posted 07 July 2018 - 09:11 AM
Is it brown, yellow or green?
Green
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Bought = purchased. Brought = relocated
Lose = misplace/opposite of win. Loose = your mum
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Posted 07 July 2018 - 09:43 AM
Is it brown, yellow or green?
The car or the one (1) poo?
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Posted 07 July 2018 - 10:54 AM
Wwwwwoooooooooo!!!!
Green means money thats my favorite colour let her rip tater chip I need me a beer ask Dinnis bought it on the old interwebs Gas Monkey gets paid!
Nope, I've tried reading that six times and that still doesn't make sense. Could you break that down phonetically for me please ?
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Current
1992 Rover 214SLi; 1996 Rover 620 Si auto; 2004 Rover Streetwise S;
Historical choddage (stopped driving 1999-2016)
1969 VW Beetle 1300; 1977 Morris Marina 1.3 Super; 1983 Skoda Estelle 120L; Rover Metro; Vauxhall Corsa; Vauxhall Cavalier ; 2001 Rover 45 V6 Connie (May to Oct 2018);
2003 Chrysler PT Cruiser CRD Limited (Jan 18 to Jan 19 - roffled off here, now with fellow Shiter's missus here)
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Posted 07 July 2018 - 10:55 AM
Meanwhile, is it this ?
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Current
1992 Rover 214SLi; 1996 Rover 620 Si auto; 2004 Rover Streetwise S;
Historical choddage (stopped driving 1999-2016)
1969 VW Beetle 1300; 1977 Morris Marina 1.3 Super; 1983 Skoda Estelle 120L; Rover Metro; Vauxhall Corsa; Vauxhall Cavalier ; 2001 Rover 45 V6 Connie (May to Oct 2018);
2003 Chrysler PT Cruiser CRD Limited (Jan 18 to Jan 19 - roffled off here, now with fellow Shiter's missus here)
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Posted 07 July 2018 - 11:35 AM
Looks almost black to me.
And Devils juice?
The Picasso is the future Morris Minor.
Citroen C8 Citroen Picasso Tomos Disco NVT Easy Rider Honda NH80
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Posted 07 July 2018 - 12:19 PM
Ford V8 Pilot ?
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Posted 07 July 2018 - 12:47 PM
Would love to do a collection thread. Last car came from Rochdale which is 6 miles or so away. Somehow it wouldve lacked drama.
There's always the ghost in Owd Bett's.
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Posted 07 July 2018 - 05:14 PM
1994 Peugeot 405 GTXD - Big Red
2002 Saab 9-5 Aero Estate - The Spruce Moose
1994 Peugeot 405 GL - Tighty Whitey
2004 Vauxhall Astra "enjoy" - Disastra
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Posted 07 July 2018 - 08:11 PM
I hope hes just gone for a long spirited poo
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Posted 07 July 2018 - 09:32 PM
Wonderful car, impeccable road manners, looks great from twenty feet away, and only needs minor fettling to look great close up as well.
It is impossible to overemphasise just how green it is. The carpet, the mats, the trim, the dash, the leather... If they could get green wood then they'd be all over it.
Only downside - ran out of fuel when still showing a quarter tank. Apparently a common issue due to the quasi twin tank design. Brimmed it and fine since

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Top grammar tips!
Bought = purchased. Brought = relocated
Lose = misplace/opposite of win. Loose = your mum
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Posted 07 July 2018 - 09:35 PM
Chris was fantastic - helped me out when my replacement phone decided that it didn't want to phone any more. Great seller, would buy from again.
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Top grammar tips!
Bought = purchased. Brought = relocated
Lose = misplace/opposite of win. Loose = your mum
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Posted 07 July 2018 - 09:51 PM
1972 Invacar Model 70, 1984 Reliant Fox
1986 Citroen 2CV6, 1994 Skoda Favorit Estate
1999 Daewoo Matiz, 2001 Perodua Nippa
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Posted 07 July 2018 - 10:58 PM
Top buyer and thoroughly nice bloke.
Would sell to again etc
Apologies for the fuel gauge situ ..
When I had it,if it showed a quarter of a tank it had a quarter of a tank.
Though I did forget to tell you probably best not to run it too low ...Though wouldn't of helped now the sender's playing up, Sorry.
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'07 Citroen C6 Exclusive 2.2 hdi.
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Posted 08 July 2018 - 08:38 AM

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Bought = purchased. Brought = relocated
Lose = misplace/opposite of win. Loose = your mum
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