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Volvo S60 2.0T SE - The Moog's £30 Ovlov *collection underway O_o*

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#151 OFFLINE   83C

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Posted 28 July 2018 - 07:36 PM

Congrats! Kinda wanted this one but it would have been a pain!
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Posted 28 July 2018 - 07:38 PM

What a relief! Can do without telling mrs numbers I have a car on the way, so this is a lucky escape

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Posted 28 July 2018 - 07:39 PM

Well done that man!


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Posted 28 July 2018 - 07:45 PM

[gritted teeth]Well done that man.[/gritted teeth]

Gutted. I need a new little tank. And I’d even got a flight booked to come and collect...

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Posted 28 July 2018 - 07:45 PM

Gutted  :-(

Congrats Mr Moopuss.



#156 OFFLINE   The Moog

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Posted 28 July 2018 - 07:50 PM

Well looks like I have a plan

Not told Missus Moog yet. She is just about coping with the Rover coming on Wednesday
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Posted 28 July 2018 - 07:54 PM

I’m sure it’s a very good plan
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Posted 28 July 2018 - 08:59 PM

rover - what did i miss :lol:

 

or not?



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Posted 28 July 2018 - 09:16 PM

:shock: :shock:

 

*begins preparations*


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#160 OFFLINE   rantingYoof

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Posted 29 July 2018 - 09:51 AM

It appears The Moog and hairnet are on the way already.

 

Soon I am going to meet hairnet.

 

How does one prepare for this?

 

:shock:


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Posted 29 July 2018 - 09:59 AM

Horse tranquillisers.
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Posted 29 July 2018 - 10:02 AM

You nod and agree with everything.

"YES, YES. ABSOLUTELY." *nods*
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Posted 29 July 2018 - 10:04 AM

I didn't clarify who the horse tranquillisers are for.

It really doesn't matter. As long as somebody takes them, the situation becomes easier.
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Posted 29 July 2018 - 10:28 AM

Get a video of Hairnet explaining the offside rule.
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Posted 29 July 2018 - 11:12 AM

If they left at 10ish and all is going well then they'll either be just about to go from the A50 to the M1 if they go east at Derby or they'll be on the M6 toll.

 

Lolvo is prepared, sitting and waiting, free of all my stuff (including the dashcam).

 

I cannot honestly say there are no twinges of 'WAIT WAT', despite the broken record I've been on here, but I'm glad I will shortly be able to focus 100% on securing another silly luxobarge of some kind...

 

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There is also a secret trophy. Somewhere. The Moog is a winner, after all.

 

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EDIT - text came thru, they're an hour away so my estimations should be right*.


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Posted 29 July 2018 - 12:44 PM

Bye bye Volvo.

 

The Moog is off to buy hairnet some food.

 

Driving a Fiat Panda 170 miles in the rain to pick up a Volvo is one of the main causes of starvation.


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Posted 29 July 2018 - 12:50 PM

All collected. Now feeding the hairnet for the return trip

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Posted 29 July 2018 - 12:54 PM

Mmmmm food

Fkin weather

Moog has bought antera also (joke)

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Posted 29 July 2018 - 12:56 PM

Bye bye Volvo.
 
The Moog is off to buy hairnet some food.
 
Driving a Fiat Panda 170 miles in the rain to pick up a Volvo is one of the main causes of starvation.


No ate brekky and it's drinky time now
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Posted 29 July 2018 - 01:40 PM

It appears The Moog and hairnet are on the way already.

 

Soon I am going to meet hairnet.

 

How does one prepare for this?

 

:shock:

Babel fish?
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#171 OFFLINE   hairnet

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Posted 29 July 2018 - 02:08 PM

Babel fish?


Slap in face with wet kipper
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Posted 29 July 2018 - 05:32 PM

home

 

moog dropped me at tesco (why are they all going shopping at 3pm on a sunday ffs)

 

must have had 10 mins headstart

 

caught him on m1 as panda got beasted home :D

 

that yoof also nearly lost his shagging blanket :lol:

 

that moog what a bellend thoroughly nice fella :D

 

i r disappoint that its not a 5 pot


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Posted 29 July 2018 - 05:43 PM

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Posted 29 July 2018 - 05:53 PM

I hadn’t checked last night and woke up to two PM's...I thought, wait, this is it....but it wasn’t, they were about the upcoming jag roffle

I’d been fairly ambivalent about this one, but now I see it waiting there for collection it’s a handsome looking thing and I am slightly envious

Well done that man. Onwards to the 2nd crack at the Jag..
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Posted 29 July 2018 - 06:06 PM



i r disappoint that its not a 5 pot


The Lolvo is a 5 pot...2.0 20v four valves per cylinder. Accompanied by a light pressure turbo to swell power from around 150hp to 180hp.

40 mpg is nicely achieved. My record is nearly 43 on a gentle run to Brum airport and back with assistance from a 50mph section of the M1.

Good to see it's home. How is Mrs Moog?

:-D

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Posted 29 July 2018 - 06:27 PM



Good to see it's home. How is Mrs Moog?

:-D


That was cruise at 73 with a small 50 mph section.

She really likes the car! Which always helps the hurdles of winning a roffle. :-)
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Posted 29 July 2018 - 06:43 PM

Awesome.

A+ roffle winner, for Tickman's benefit. :-D

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Posted 29 July 2018 - 07:09 PM

Awesome.

A+ roffle winner, for Tickman's benefit. :-D

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Posted 29 July 2018 - 07:19 PM

panda between 60 and 80 between here moog and northampton becos shit weather

 

panda from northampton beasted at >indicated 85 untill donnington then a50 then ashbourne congleton home

 

fk the m6 49.1 mpg


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