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#61 OFFLINE   They_all_do_that_sir

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Posted 30 June 2018 - 09:35 AM

Audi A3 tsi on lease with 19inch wheels?

Didn't think so

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#62 OFFLINE   Conrad D. Conelrad

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Posted 30 June 2018 - 09:42 AM

This is what two single tickets looks like.

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#63 OFFLINE   The Reverend Bluejeans

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Posted 30 June 2018 - 10:13 AM

Free Cortina rear axle bushes with every ticket.


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#64 ONLINE   oldcars

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Posted 30 June 2018 - 10:14 AM

But not before breakfasting:

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Is that an Apple phone?


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#65 OFFLINE   Talbot

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Posted 30 June 2018 - 10:21 AM

Cortina rear axle bushes


See what you did there...
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#66 OFFLINE   The Reverend Bluejeans

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Posted 30 June 2018 - 10:47 AM

But did u like it tho


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MASTER RACE MOTORS.

 

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2008 Golf GTI 3dr 6spd #VAGWANKER

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Money talks, but it don't sing and dance and it don't walk. And long as I can have you here with me, I'd much rather be, the Reverend Bluejeans, babe

 

 


#67 OFFLINE   Conrad D. Conelrad

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Posted 30 June 2018 - 11:02 AM

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We are waiting for our next train. We're in a small village railway station.

Well, it was a small village 70 years ago.
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Posted 30 June 2018 - 11:03 AM

Missing terminator 2 which is the classic..
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Posted 30 June 2018 - 11:14 AM

Can't be it was made in 1991 which is all know is after things went to shit.


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#70 OFFLINE   Conrad D. Conelrad

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Posted 30 June 2018 - 11:19 AM

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Here's train two.
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#71 OFFLINE   The Reverend Bluejeans

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Posted 30 June 2018 - 11:20 AM

https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/2018063...

We are waiting for our next train. We're in a small village railway station.

Well, it was a small village 70 years ago.

 

 

Milton Paradise Keynes?


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MASTER RACE MOTORS.

 

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2008 Golf GTI 3dr 6spd #VAGWANKER

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Money talks, but it don't sing and dance and it don't walk. And long as I can have you here with me, I'd much rather be, the Reverend Bluejeans, babe

 

 


#72 OFFLINE   garethj

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Posted 30 June 2018 - 11:23 AM

You're about 10 miles from me.  If the car turns out to be worse than expected I can help you push it onto a level crossing near here :)


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#73 OFFLINE   Eddie Honda

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Posted 30 June 2018 - 11:23 AM

But not before breakfasting:

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I hope that's tea...
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#74 OFFLINE   Conrad D. Conelrad

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Posted 30 June 2018 - 11:40 AM

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Destination achieved.

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#75 OFFLINE   Conrad D. Conelrad

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Posted 30 June 2018 - 11:48 AM

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This is a Ford, according to the logo on the window.

It's super roomy!
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#76 OFFLINE   The Reverend Bluejeans

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Posted 30 June 2018 - 11:53 AM

Oh Jesus.

 

Hertfordshire.


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MASTER RACE MOTORS.

 

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Money talks, but it don't sing and dance and it don't walk. And long as I can have you here with me, I'd much rather be, the Reverend Bluejeans, babe

 

 


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Posted 30 June 2018 - 11:53 AM

But did u like it tho


If Talbot didn’t I did. Well played.


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Posted 30 June 2018 - 11:54 AM

https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/2018063...

This is a Ford, according to the logo on the window.

It's super roomy!


They missed out no smiling,also it's going to be very difficult to get out and walk down the street whilst still wearing your seat belt
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#79 OFFLINE   Conrad D. Conelrad

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Posted 30 June 2018 - 12:17 PM

Oh shit.

Its all gone horribly wrong. The car was sold an hour before we arrived.

Now we're in the middle of nowhere. Half an hours walk to the next village down these roads.

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Fuck knows what we're going to do in this village. It's called Hayton Regis.

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Fuck!
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#80 OFFLINE   brandersnatch

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Posted 30 June 2018 - 12:17 PM

Double fuck!


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Posted 30 June 2018 - 12:21 PM

What? Seriously?

All that planning for a car that doesn't exist...
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#82 OFFLINE   The Reverend Bluejeans

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Posted 30 June 2018 - 12:26 PM

Oh shit.

Its all gone horribly wrong. The car was sold an hour before we arrived.

Now we're in the middle of nowhere. Half an hours walk to the next village down these roads.

https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/2018063...

Fuck knows what we're going to do in this village. It's called Hayton Regis.

https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/2018063...

Fuck!

 

 

And the cunt didn't ring you?

 

That's a shitkicker.  :evil:


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Posted 30 June 2018 - 12:27 PM

Did you go to France by accident?


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Posted 30 June 2018 - 12:29 PM

Fuck knows what we're going to do in this village. It's called Hayton Regis.


Houghton

 

Go a little bit further to Luton and you'll get a Vauxhall....

 

 

/runs&hides


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#85 OFFLINE   Conrad D. Conelrad

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Posted 30 June 2018 - 12:32 PM

Damn car had been on eBay since JANUARY and we miss it by MINUTES.

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Now in a warm pub wondering what to do.
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Posted 30 June 2018 - 12:32 PM

Closing credits of The Incredible Hulk, right there!


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Posted 30 June 2018 - 12:36 PM

You weren't trying to buy this tat?
 
 
 
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Posted 30 June 2018 - 12:37 PM

ffs that is shit news


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Posted 30 June 2018 - 12:39 PM

You weren't trying to buy this tat?



https://i.ebayimg.com/images/g/sFgAAOSws...

https://www.ebay.co....tm/192480400411


No. But it was the Jag V12 the same outfit were selling. The one covered with writing.
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Posted 30 June 2018 - 12:40 PM

:-(

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