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#691 OFFLINE   Six-cylinder

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Posted 08 October 2018 - 04:15 PM

Six fucking litres. Why?

 

That's a gross exaggeration, my Mercedes handbook says 5.8 litres!


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1997 Citroen XM 2.0 16v Auto, 1996 Citroen ZX TD Estate, 2001 Alfa 156 V6 Veloce, 2000 Citroen C15, 1991 BMW E30 325i SE, 2001 Alfa 156 V6 Sport wagon Veloce, 
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#692 OFFLINE   Hooli

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Posted 08 October 2018 - 06:13 PM

Sorry this is totally off subject but I just saw a new car for our junkman on my local Facebook page.
It’s 12 cylinders and a Jaag.attachicon.gif5FC9A09D-775E-4727-A143-0D803D5355A8.png

Chrome arches. Sign of a fuckwit who should own a rotten W124
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#693 OFFLINE   Conrad D. Conelrad

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Posted 08 October 2018 - 07:52 PM

Chrome arches. Sign of a fuckwit who should own a rotten W124

 

 

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1991 Jaguar Sovereign by Conrad Conelrad, on Flickr


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#694 OFFLINE   artdjones

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Posted 08 October 2018 - 07:54 PM

https://farm3.staticflickr.com/2583/3296...
1991 Jaguar Sovereign by Conrad Conelrad, on Flickr


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#695 OFFLINE   Steve79

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Posted 08 October 2018 - 07:56 PM

Just found out my XJ8 takes 6.5 litres FFS!
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#696 OFFLINE   Felly Magic

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Posted 08 October 2018 - 08:08 PM

You need a V12 Jag in your life
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#697 ONLINE   Junkman

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Posted 08 October 2018 - 08:28 PM

Taking off,or putting on?

 

Well take a fucking guess.


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#698 ONLINE   Junkman

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Posted 08 October 2018 - 08:29 PM

You need a V12 Jag in your life

 

I know.


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#699 OFFLINE   richardmorris

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Posted 08 October 2018 - 09:19 PM

Now, now, stop poking the bear. He’s probably suffered enough. * I may also need a friendly breakdown spot near Stockport in the near future.
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#700 OFFLINE   Mally

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Posted 09 October 2018 - 12:11 PM

Now, now, stop poking the bear. He’s probably suffered enough. * I may also need a friendly breakdown spot near Stockport in the near future.

 

Best call at my house then.



#701 OFFLINE   The Reverend Bluejeans

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Posted 09 October 2018 - 02:07 PM

Some hero has fitted chrome arches to a black 54 plate E46 saloon near me. You should see it, looks like a Gypo caravan.


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MASTER RACE MOTORS.

 

1989 F  730i. Prestigious.

1994 M 318Ti - Track whore

2008 Golf GTI 3dr 6spd #VAGWANKER

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Offended? Oh dear. What a shame. Piss off.

 

 


#702 ONLINE   Junkman

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Posted 14 October 2018 - 12:26 AM

Right.

 

This fucking miserable piece of shit is now seriously being sold on eBay.

A downpayment has been made on a replacement I have target locked courtesy of Doubleyeller,

who made me aware of it all the way from fucking China, of all shitholes you don't want to end up in.

So please cross your fingers that it all comes together, I have no time for anything untoward due to my new job.

Which means you can still plunk down the required dosh for me to take it off that Bay.

I'm looking at you, Benz lickers with big mouths and nothing behind them.


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#703 OFFLINE   Hooli

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Posted 22 October 2018 - 08:42 AM

Did we ever find out how much oil this takes?


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