SiC Posted June 29, 2018 Share Posted June 29, 2018 I bet it's a Peugeot 206 I'm sure he secretly misses the one his daughter had and was sold. HairySteve and Junkman 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Felly Magic Posted June 29, 2018 Share Posted June 29, 2018 I thought a message in Morse code would be used Squire_Dawson 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junkman Posted June 29, 2018 Author Share Posted June 29, 2018 E60 deisel? The only diesel I will ever buy is a Lanz Bulldog. And they actually aren't diesels. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junkman Posted June 29, 2018 Author Share Posted June 29, 2018 What shit have you bought? Well, no Vauxhall at least, like other GGG members on this here forum briefly considered... Squire_Dawson 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junkman Posted June 29, 2018 Author Share Posted June 29, 2018 I thought a message in Morse code would be used .... ..- .-. --. .- ..--.. Squire_Dawson 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junkman Posted June 29, 2018 Author Share Posted June 29, 2018 1.4 Diesel Fiesta manual, with full leather. Bound to be. https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/2008-Ford-Fiesta-1-4TDCi-Ghia-30-TAX-FULL-LEATHER-INTERIOR-UPGRADE-ALLOY-WHEELS/112902724345?hash=item1a4986daf9:g:FNAAAOSwl7NaxhfA My hopefully not son in law is contemplating to ruin his and Junkdaugher #1's life with such a contraption. I iz parenting PHALE. Nyphur 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junkman Posted June 29, 2018 Author Share Posted June 29, 2018 Hopefully you haven't had to venture into That County for this conveyance. The county which's name must not be mentioned is thankfully avoided by not a narrow margin. egg and richardthestag 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junkman Posted June 29, 2018 Author Share Posted June 29, 2018 My phone has been fuelled up for the LIVE COLLECTION. See, I told you he has a unique way to boost expenses into hyperspace. Phones. What a fucking Chinese newfangled piece of tosh. I bet that expenditure would have bought at least 783 ML of petrol, the burnage of which would have contributed just fine to The Climate Improvement®, which is a core statute of GGG membership. And all this at at a time when I'm on a decidedly limited budget. I despair. eddyramrod 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junkman Posted June 29, 2018 Author Share Posted June 29, 2018 How fucking much did you spend on topping up your phone? Is it safe to say that this is going to upset me? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs6C Posted June 29, 2018 Share Posted June 29, 2018 .... ..- .-. --. .- ..--..HURGA? chodweaver and Skizzer 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junkman Posted June 29, 2018 Author Share Posted June 29, 2018 HURGA? Exactly. richardthestag and eddyramrod 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junkman Posted June 29, 2018 Author Share Posted June 29, 2018 Kia Pride Fuck that. I'd rather commit suicide than buy anything Chinese.Well, apart from model cars that is, but you will have to agree that even in this respect I was more inclined lately to waste precious dosh that's missing from the dinner table on warped French plastic, like any self respected Shiter would have done. eddyramrod 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Conrad D. Conelrad Posted June 30, 2018 Share Posted June 30, 2018 How fucking much did you spend on topping up your phone? Is it safe to say that this is going to upset me? I spent enough for almost four litres of petrol. Please note that down on the running cost ledger for your new MartinLewisMobile. clayts450, richardthestag, Junkman and 2 others 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junkman Posted June 30, 2018 Author Share Posted June 30, 2018 To spend the equivalent of almost four litres of petrol on electrosmog is not exactly helping The Climate Improvement®, is it now?You are spending like we would have it! It's gonna be no V8, it's gonna be no 1986 or earlier, because we can't afford it anymore and you are whacking four litres worth of climate improvement on a fucking mobile phone? O tempori, o mores. I despair. garethj, clayts450, richardthestag and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vulgalour Posted June 30, 2018 Share Posted June 30, 2018 I literally cannot imagine Junkman in a Smart of any description. Besides, he said sensible and he's upset about it, so it's probably something woefully bland and efficient like a Skoda Octavia with 200,000 miles on it, in that weird blue-purple colour they came in if he's lucky. SiC, Junkman and eddyramrod 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Conrad D. Conelrad Posted June 30, 2018 Share Posted June 30, 2018 Collection Day!!! I've been up since six! I got less than two hours sleep! Woo! Junkman, clayts450, chodweaver and 3 others 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Squire_Dawson Posted June 30, 2018 Share Posted June 30, 2018 Collection Day!!! I've been up since six! I got less than two hours sleep! Woo! The things we do for chod. Junkman, drivewaymyway, chodweaver and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lacquer Peel Posted June 30, 2018 Share Posted June 30, 2018 Nissan Serena which is not "Chinese", it was made in Spain, with a hot bulb engine conversion. Junkman 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eddyramrod Posted June 30, 2018 Share Posted June 30, 2018 My hopefully not son in law is contemplating to ruin his and Junkdaugher #1's life with such a contraption. I iz parenting PHALE.You think that's bad...Mine dropped off his eldest last night to stay with us while the rest of the family gallivant about Europe (grandson has other fish to fry). In a black X5. You think you despair? Junkman 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
davocano Posted June 30, 2018 Share Posted June 30, 2018 The only diesel I will ever buy is a Lanz Bulldog. And they actually aren't diesels. Living the Hot Bulb Dream. (This is in fact an I.A.M.E. Pampa) Lacquer Peel, Squire_Dawson, anonymous user and 2 others 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oldcars Posted June 30, 2018 Share Posted June 30, 2018 Is it the MK1 white Robin with the Rover V8 fitted? Junkman 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junkman Posted June 30, 2018 Author Share Posted June 30, 2018 Newfangled Not Big Bloody V8 People don't read. oldcars and pshome 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junkman Posted June 30, 2018 Author Share Posted June 30, 2018 Conrad arriverised at les Junktowers.Looooong train journey imminent. eddyramrod, pshome and chodweaver 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Conrad D. Conelrad Posted June 30, 2018 Share Posted June 30, 2018 But not before breakfasting: They_all_do_that_sir, clayts450, richardthestag and 4 others 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pillock Posted June 30, 2018 Share Posted June 30, 2018 I'm glad you pair have made up after TopUpGate. Skizzer, Junkman, Lacquer Peel and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
They_all_do_that_sir Posted June 30, 2018 Share Posted June 30, 2018 Audi A3 tsi on lease with 19inch wheels? Didn't think so Sent from my F3211 using Tapatalk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Conrad D. Conelrad Posted June 30, 2018 Share Posted June 30, 2018 This is what two single tickets looks like. Skizzer, Magnificent Rustbucket, richardthestag and 8 others 11 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Reverend Bluejeans Posted June 30, 2018 Share Posted June 30, 2018 Free Cortina rear axle bushes with every ticket. Talbot, Junkman, meggersdog and 9 others 12 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oldcars Posted June 30, 2018 Share Posted June 30, 2018 But not before breakfasting: Is that an Apple phone? DeeJay, Lacquer Peel, Aston Martin and 4 others 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Talbot Posted June 30, 2018 Share Posted June 30, 2018 Cortina rear axle bushesSee what you did there... The Reverend Bluejeans and Junkman 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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