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You’ve done it to a Kenari

You’ve done it to a Ford

Whenever you by a set of wheels

The forums never bored

You never pay much more than fifty quid

And when you do it’s a steal

Pop on some filters and a set of pads

And profits soon you feel

 

The things, you buy

I’d probably spend more on a chicken pie

The things, you buy......

 

You’re Unbelievable

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It's genuinely staggering to see a 53-plate car for £50, even with a wobbly key. On the flipside, it's also quite staggering to see a 15-year old Ford that hasn't got rotten rear arches.

 

With a little care, that car is only half-way through it's life.

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£50 is nothing. Its several pints and a kebab.

 

Very similar, methinks, buying a £50 Focus and a night on the razz.

 

One makes you feel sick to the stomach, leaves you sweating, shitting through the eye of a needle and with a mouth like Gandhi's flip-flop.

 

The other leaves you with a hangover and the shits.

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