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Has anyone had a lorry transported? Is it hi - NOW DODGE 50 HORSEBO11OX THREAD **HELP CALLOUT**

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#571 OFFLINE   yes oui si

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Posted 16 January 2019 - 12:36 PM

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Posted 16 January 2019 - 12:39 PM

Grabs popcorn & waits....

 

In other news  Im up for an angle grinder sesh if you like and can fit surprisingly big bits in the Picasso


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#573 OFFLINE   They_all_do_that_sir

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Posted 16 January 2019 - 01:45 PM

Turns out the manifold has been successfully delivered to the completely wrong address stated on the shipping label, at least I know whats gone wrong. Hopefully ‘Pam’ who has signed for it has not got a Dodge 50 with a bust exhaust manifold and will hand it over without a scuffle when I go round tonight.

"Hi Pam, I'm here for the fannymould" might not go down well

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Posted 17 January 2019 - 09:30 PM

I wonder if "Pam"s husband is like Mr Rottweiler from Bottom. "WHAT DO YOU WANT??"


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Posted 17 January 2019 - 10:15 PM

Any news on the errant manifold and Pam?

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Posted 17 January 2019 - 10:19 PM

Urgh, don't friggin ask

 

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I did go up to Tibshelf and picked it up. Brought it back, then tonight I cleaned it up, tapped out the stud holes on the downpipe flange, then found that the downpipe flanges are different!!!! FAAARRRRKKKKKK!!!!


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Posted 17 January 2019 - 10:21 PM

Pam's had you right off there Boll, switcheroo


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Posted 17 January 2019 - 10:30 PM

In other DODGE news

 

I plan to go and pillage that cab on Saturday. Only problem is, I want the winsdscreen out of it, and having measured up its too big to fit in my car!!! (Fiat Stilo)

 

Not sure how I'm going to sort that really, but there must be a way. Anyone local to me (Alfreton Derbyshire) or the cab (Stockport) feel like getting involved? I either need to go over in a bigger vehicle, or find someone local to it who can stash the windscreen till i have a chance to collect it in a different vehicle (e.g. a horsebox).

 

Can offer 'lunch out' to anyone who can help me!!!

 

If no-one can, I will probably ask the seller to hang onto it for a bit (risky strategy admittedly) and go back with the seats removed from the Stilo later on.


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Posted 17 January 2019 - 10:38 PM

Would offer to help out for somewhere to stash the screen but I'm sadly completely the wrong direction.

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Posted 17 January 2019 - 10:42 PM

The tale of Bollox 'Orse box bits

That lorry's getting on me tits.

A parcel come to the Ayres household

Contained his bloody manifold.

Husband said keep it, but that isn't nice

So down to the shed and into the vice.

Weld a new flange, it's a bit of a mess

But it'll will teach them to check the bloody address.

So no more old tat should darkens my door,

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Posted 17 January 2019 - 10:48 PM

Urgh, don't friggin ask
 
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I did go up to Tibshelf and picked it up. Brought it back, then tonight I cleaned it up, tapped out the stud holes on the downpipe flange, then found that the downpipe flanges are different!!!! FAAARRRRKKKKKK!!!!


Put a LCB 4 Branch on it with a non resonated centre section and a 'boom n burble' back box. That should keep you up with the lads of yesterday and the lads of today. A sort of Chorsa Box.
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Posted 18 January 2019 - 12:27 AM

Mr Nads,

Bad news on the manifold!

If you think the screen will go in the back if an e-class estate or a Touareg, I’d be glad to offer assistance...




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