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Super-modern (2004) Honda Accord Saloon Manual 2.0pez 177k £500 MOT July. Sheffield/J33/J44 M1

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#31 OFFLINE   Lacquer Peel

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Posted 05 June 2018 - 02:07 PM

Someone should buy this Today, Beat all other shiters, Pilot it to their local Civic authority area and bolster their Integra-ty. Inspire others with your Insight into Fit older cars. Dance the Concerto to a Ballade, you'll be in your Element.
Brand new car for £500, what do you want for nothing?
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#32 ONLINE   loserone

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Posted 05 June 2018 - 02:36 PM

*applauds*
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405 with no head, Leaf, 206 GTI with a knackered axle, Legacy H6 Spec B.

Moaty's cat's back, Zak.


#33 OFFLINE   Jim Bell

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Posted 05 June 2018 - 02:42 PM

Nsx
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#34 OFFLINE   tonedepear

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Posted 05 June 2018 - 03:12 PM

Nsx

 

On the bonnet?


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My life in shite : http://mingebagcitroens.blogspot.com/
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Cars since 2016
1998 MGF now in France

2001 Saab 9-5 2.3 Turbo
2001 Denty Civic

2004 Hilarious Hybrid Civic *nb: you can't get brake parts for these, it's expensive and awful.

2006 Renner Foldy Roofed Monstrosity

2001 Citroën Potato-shaped French vehicle

2003 Saab 9-3 Swedish soft top (broken)

2004 Accord FORCE ALE

2004 Jazz - probably FORE SAIL

2005 W169 A Class - even shitter than you think. No seriously.

2010 Kia Venga *hides*

 

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#35 OFFLINE   Jim Bell

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Posted 05 June 2018 - 04:11 PM

Nxs pls, we are british.
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#36 ONLINE   spartacus

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Posted 06 June 2018 - 04:51 AM

PM incoming...
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#37 OFFLINE   tonedepear

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Posted 06 June 2018 - 06:36 AM

PM outgone
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My life in shite : http://mingebagcitroens.blogspot.com/
"Moaty, It's Gazza!" : http://www.moto-scat.com

 

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1998 MGF now in France

2001 Saab 9-5 2.3 Turbo
2001 Denty Civic

2004 Hilarious Hybrid Civic *nb: you can't get brake parts for these, it's expensive and awful.

2006 Renner Foldy Roofed Monstrosity

2001 Citroën Potato-shaped French vehicle

2003 Saab 9-3 Swedish soft top (broken)

2004 Accord FORCE ALE

2004 Jazz - probably FORE SAIL

2005 W169 A Class - even shitter than you think. No seriously.

2010 Kia Venga *hides*

 

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#38 ONLINE   loserone

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Posted 06 June 2018 - 05:30 PM

Don't let him take it away without proof of ID etc.!
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405 with no head, Leaf, 206 GTI with a knackered axle, Legacy H6 Spec B.

Moaty's cat's back, Zak.


#39 ONLINE   spartacus

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Posted 06 June 2018 - 07:57 PM

Eh! Have I got a bad rep. or something!
So, as you may have guessed I fixed up to take a look at this tdp is only a matter of minutes from Mrs Sparts place, so it worked out well. However, since this morning I've ended up replacing a wheel bearing and two tyres on my work van, only to discover on the way home that the advance solenoid is leaking and pissing diesel all over the place!
The upshot of this is I'm not immediately in position to buy the car, although I can confirm I would if I could! The bodywork is remarkably rust free and just needs a day detailing it, (yes, I know), to add an honest £200 of value. It drives well and seems pretty sprightly for a 'grown up car'.
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#40 OFFLINE   tonedepear

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Posted 06 June 2018 - 08:10 PM

Nice to meet you Mr Spartacus, sir. Mild remorse I didn't look more closely at the 106 of many shiters. Two randoms please, when applicable. :)

And good luck with the van!

My life in shite : http://mingebagcitroens.blogspot.com/
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Cars since 2016
1998 MGF now in France

2001 Saab 9-5 2.3 Turbo
2001 Denty Civic

2004 Hilarious Hybrid Civic *nb: you can't get brake parts for these, it's expensive and awful.

2006 Renner Foldy Roofed Monstrosity

2001 Citroën Potato-shaped French vehicle

2003 Saab 9-3 Swedish soft top (broken)

2004 Accord FORCE ALE

2004 Jazz - probably FORE SAIL

2005 W169 A Class - even shitter than you think. No seriously.

2010 Kia Venga *hides*

 

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#41 ONLINE   loserone

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Posted 06 June 2018 - 08:35 PM

Eh! Have I got a bad rep. or something!


No, just lots of people claim to be you..
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405 with no head, Leaf, 206 GTI with a knackered axle, Legacy H6 Spec B.

Moaty's cat's back, Zak.


#42 ONLINE   spartacus

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Posted 07 June 2018 - 06:41 AM

Ah, yes, I've got it now!
Sure thing tdp. We'll see how it goes.
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#43 OFFLINE   Essex V6

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Posted 07 June 2018 - 09:58 AM

That generation Accord is actually a really nice shape, before Honda decided to bloat it. You'll also remember the telly advert campaign.....
 
http://youtu.be/bl2U1p3fVRk

I can confirm these are ace. This is my modern. 2.4 6 Speed (very hard to find a Spanish out here)

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#44 OFFLINE   tonedepear

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Posted 13 June 2018 - 02:20 PM

Ummm, so I'm working nights and thought I'd stick it in for a test and see what came out.

 

This came out:

 

 

Date tested13 June 2018 FAIL
Mileage175,745 miles
MOT test number3046 7335 7396
Test locationunavailable until further notice
Repair immediately (major defects):
  • Nearside Rear All position lamps not working (4.2.1 (a))
  • Offside Rear All position lamps not working (4.2.1 (a))
  • Nearside Rear Anti-roll bar pin or bush excessively worn D bush (5.3.4 (a) (i))
  • Nearside Front Shock absorbers has a serious fluid leak (5.3.2 ( B))
  • Brake lever has insufficient reserve travel (1.1.2 (a))
  • Undertray insecure engine under shield tie wrapped up (8.1.1 ( B) (i))
Repair as soon as possible (minor defects):
  • Battery insecure but not likely to fall from carrier (4.13 (a) (i))
Monitor and repair if necessary (advisories):
  • Nearside Front Tyre worn close to legal limit/worn on edge (5.2.3 (e))
  • Offside Front Tyre worn close to legal limit/worn on edge (5.2.3 (e))
 

 

Could be worse, 2 bulbs, shocker, twiddle the new caliper to adjust the handbrake (it's been high since it was put on, by same garage, but hey...) and a D shaped ARB on the back. We knew it could use a pair of tyres anyway.

 

Anyone want it? Offers considered. I don't have the mobility to do much more than the bulbs at the minute but it'd be a shame to spunk garage money at getting it through when many on here can probably do all this for the price of parts. 


My life in shite : http://mingebagcitroens.blogspot.com/
"Moaty, It's Gazza!" : http://www.moto-scat.com

 

Cars since 2016
1998 MGF now in France

2001 Saab 9-5 2.3 Turbo
2001 Denty Civic

2004 Hilarious Hybrid Civic *nb: you can't get brake parts for these, it's expensive and awful.

2006 Renner Foldy Roofed Monstrosity

2001 Citroën Potato-shaped French vehicle

2003 Saab 9-3 Swedish soft top (broken)

2004 Accord FORCE ALE

2004 Jazz - probably FORE SAIL

2005 W169 A Class - even shitter than you think. No seriously.

2010 Kia Venga *hides*

 

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#45 OFFLINE   gadgetgricey

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Posted 13 June 2018 - 03:27 PM

Jesus:

 

Never seen that one before:

 

 

Undertray insecure engine under shield tie wrapped up (8.1.1 ( B) (i))

 

 

At least three of my cars are destined for a fail, if that's a new one


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#46 OFFLINE   sierraman

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Posted 13 June 2018 - 03:30 PM

The Passat I did this on yesterday is a phail as well then.
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#47 OFFLINE   Jim Bell

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Posted 13 June 2018 - 03:52 PM

That cant be a fail surely.
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#48 OFFLINE   tonedepear

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Posted 13 June 2018 - 04:43 PM

Chap says new guidelines since the rules changed = fail now.

 

That said, the fix is to take it off and a: throw it in a hedge or b: put it back on after the test.


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My life in shite : http://mingebagcitroens.blogspot.com/
"Moaty, It's Gazza!" : http://www.moto-scat.com

 

Cars since 2016
1998 MGF now in France

2001 Saab 9-5 2.3 Turbo
2001 Denty Civic

2004 Hilarious Hybrid Civic *nb: you can't get brake parts for these, it's expensive and awful.

2006 Renner Foldy Roofed Monstrosity

2001 Citroën Potato-shaped French vehicle

2003 Saab 9-3 Swedish soft top (broken)

2004 Accord FORCE ALE

2004 Jazz - probably FORE SAIL

2005 W169 A Class - even shitter than you think. No seriously.

2010 Kia Venga *hides*

 

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