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#31 OFFLINE   Jim Bell

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Posted 25 May 2018 - 08:40 AM

The drains are under that battery. Handy. Doesnt look TOOOO bad of a job for my competency grade.


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#32 OFFLINE   tooSavvy

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Posted 25 May 2018 - 08:44 AM

Early afternoon fella. Yes Im sorted ta. Sims00 is doing the collection from the station kindness.


Sims00 has broken my heart by passing on the White Carina2 Auto...

Honda looks belting OTOH ;)
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Wallsend?.....it's not the End of the Walled ;<)

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#33 OFFLINE   Jim Bell

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Posted 25 May 2018 - 08:58 AM

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Posted 25 May 2018 - 09:19 AM

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Looks an absolute honey.
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I don't have a 320touring, but I have a 320coupe, which previously belonged to 320touring.

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#35 OFFLINE   Jim Bell

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Posted 25 May 2018 - 09:23 AM

Yorkshire achieved. Home of the peanut cuddling league, institutionally racsist police and lovely tea.

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Posted 25 May 2018 - 09:25 AM

Marmite.

 

Best crisps that is, not whether folks like Pisshats or not.

 

Looks splendid, mind.


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Posted 25 May 2018 - 09:25 AM

And "good honest broadband".

 

I hate that cunt.


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Posted 25 May 2018 - 09:25 AM

11/10 SavvSelfie *added horizontal panache ;)
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Wallsend?.....it's not the End of the Walled ;<)

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#39 OFFLINE   Jim Bell

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Posted 25 May 2018 - 09:29 AM

Marmite.

Best crisps that is, not whether folks like Pisshats or not.

Looks splendid, mind.



Oooh yeah. Can you still get them? I thought they were just a special edition.

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#40 OFFLINE   Jim Bell

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Posted 25 May 2018 - 09:31 AM

Ive got 20 mins to wait for the train and 20p in my pocket.

What fun activity will I engage in?
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Posted 25 May 2018 - 09:32 AM

Well, having a hole in yrr pocket might be a better start..

* if you're lucky you could get one for 20p

** ah.. Not South Yorkshire :(

Wallsend?.....it's not the End of the Walled ;<)

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#42 OFFLINE   Jim Bell

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Posted 25 May 2018 - 09:33 AM

Incorrect. It was not "have an poo".

The correct answer was......

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See how obese one has become and lament previous bodyshapes from earlier in life.


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#43 OFFLINE   tooSavvy

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Posted 25 May 2018 - 09:36 AM

^^ I'm 20.8 on that contraption :(
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#44 OFFLINE   Jim Bell

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Posted 25 May 2018 - 09:38 AM

^^ I'm 20.8 on that contraption :(


You cant be heavier than me man. Have you tried taking your wallet out of your pockey?!
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Posted 25 May 2018 - 09:39 AM

Re Marmite crisps - Sainsbury's have them. Sometimes so do Poundland*

 

*stock levels erratic


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Posted 25 May 2018 - 09:44 AM

You cant be heavier than me man. Have you tried taking your wallet out of your pockey?!


I have no wallet but a hole with a view... Yes ;)

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Posted 25 May 2018 - 09:55 AM

More shit train action.

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Slammy doors and slidey windows ftw.
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Posted 25 May 2018 - 10:00 AM

So i was correct* with my guess then. That Passat is a belter, tyres slicked as well. Nice.


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Posted 25 May 2018 - 10:04 AM

Curry Ringos.... They weren't out for long, caused many playground punch ups due to limited supply. Salt and shake would be my choice today though.

 

I like the sound of having a b5 again, are these now shite fodder?


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Posted 25 May 2018 - 10:12 AM

More shit train action.

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Slammy doors and slidey windows ftw.

 

much sadness at no moor Paxman Valenta in the trusty old class 43

 

they made little hairs stand up on back of my neck.

 

chodspeed


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Posted 25 May 2018 - 10:26 AM

Lets hear a womans view.


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Posted 25 May 2018 - 10:55 AM

Mini 

 

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Posted 25 May 2018 - 11:49 AM

Nervous poo and wee time for me..

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Posted 25 May 2018 - 12:44 PM

Second last train achieved.

Looks to be a luxury one with reclining chairs.

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Posted 25 May 2018 - 12:53 PM

Well I know you said you didn't want to swap cars with Billy, but buying a Passat is an extreme way of ensuring that doesn't happen!
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Posted 25 May 2018 - 12:54 PM

Last train!

Blokes arse this time round as Im not sexist.


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Posted 25 May 2018 - 01:12 PM

Lets see what Honest John thinks:

What's good:

Trim lasts well (much better than in earlier models).

Properly looked after, these cars can stay looking new for years.

Excellent economy from TDI 90 and 110 - many owners will better 50 mpg.

Comparatively good performance in NCAP crash tests.

Fourth most reliable car in 2001 Fleet News Survey of 620,000 fleet cars mostly under 3 years old.

 

 

That alone sounds terrible enough for me to see the Roffle ensuing tonight.

 

Besides, Walkers Max Paprika pimped with Lidl's red pepper and chilli Crefee.


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Posted 25 May 2018 - 01:29 PM

you're coming to the Black Country... the Yam Yam land!!!

orlright mukka  ah bin ya? 

 

its a bit black over bills mothers here at the minute..


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Posted 25 May 2018 - 02:32 PM

Incorrect. It was not "have an poo".

The correct answer was......

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See how obese one has become and lament previous bodyshapes from earlier in life.


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Bit early to weight the Piccaso in.


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Posted 25 May 2018 - 02:51 PM

Goodbye WW.. absolute pleasure to meet you. Chod speed and hope you enjoy the journey
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