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#61 OFFLINE   sporty-shite

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Posted 02 June 2018 - 02:21 PM

Just when you thought this couldn't get any better!!!

 some potato headed fanny faced shitberg of a cunt in a silver hatchback

 

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Posted 03 June 2018 - 07:11 PM

Ok, so I want to get this gone ASAP

 

So what I've decided to do is to offer a price break:  1 ticket £11; 2 tickets £20; 3 tickets for £25

 

This way, 3 tickets is only marginally dearer than 2 plus you will also have a much better probability of winning too.



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Posted 03 June 2018 - 07:27 PM

Go on.. put me down for another (choose at random) - thats 3 for me at £25!  


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Posted 03 June 2018 - 07:29 PM

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#65 OFFLINE   yes oui si

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Posted 03 June 2018 - 07:34 PM

I'll have a third.


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Posted 03 June 2018 - 07:35 PM

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Posted 03 June 2018 - 08:03 PM

Go on then, I’ll have 42 + 45 as well :-)
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Posted 03 June 2018 - 08:05 PM

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Posted 03 June 2018 - 09:00 PM

Put me down for a random third then.

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Posted 03 June 2018 - 09:10 PM

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Posted 03 June 2018 - 09:16 PM

I'll have a random third, please. Be rude not to for that deal.

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Posted 03 June 2018 - 09:17 PM

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#73 ONLINE   95 quid Peugeot

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Posted 03 June 2018 - 09:19 PM

I'll take 25 please for a nice block of 3

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Posted 03 June 2018 - 09:21 PM

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Posted 03 June 2018 - 09:24 PM

I'll take 25 please for a nice block of 3


Very witty and dry sir!
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#76 OFFLINE   Matts_Rusty_Bus

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Posted 03 June 2018 - 09:28 PM

I'll take a random to make it up to 3 please

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Posted 03 June 2018 - 09:30 PM

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Posted 04 June 2018 - 10:05 AM

Silly not to make it 3  - Another one please 


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Posted 04 June 2018 - 10:29 AM

I’ll have a third too please
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Posted 04 June 2018 - 11:23 AM

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Posted 04 June 2018 - 11:50 AM

I'll have a second one (Random). I really do quite like these...

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Posted 04 June 2018 - 11:57 AM

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#83 ONLINE   DaveDorson

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Posted 04 June 2018 - 12:58 PM

I'll take 21 as well then.



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Posted 04 June 2018 - 12:59 PM

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Posted 04 June 2018 - 02:47 PM

number 30 and 2 randoms if still available? 3 randoms if not!
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Posted 04 June 2018 - 02:49 PM

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Posted 05 June 2018 - 10:26 AM

What's that, Skip?

Only seventeen numbers?!

Strewth!
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Posted 05 June 2018 - 10:38 AM

I'll take a random.

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Posted 05 June 2018 - 11:34 AM

I'll take a random.
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No. If you win I'd have to meet you. If you're anything like your vile online persona I'd rather set the car ablaze!

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Posted 05 June 2018 - 01:00 PM

No. If you win I'd have to meet you. If you're anything like your vile online persona I'd rather set the car ablaze!

Haha, nice one.

I saw that you were quite desperate to sell the remaining tickets so thought I'd help it along a little.
I suppose you could always hold the car to ransom, didn't you already mention scrapping it if nobody buys it?

Everyone could always donate you the money towards saving it and you could sell it on car and classic later for profit.
Win win.
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