Right my old brown ones, I time to tell you all (in boring detail) of my plans to go to the UK seaside. Which bit? All of it. I have for reasons of my own (but you can read about it if you wish) I have decided to circumnavigate the UK coast line starting on the 2nd June, with an eye to finish 3 weeks later back where I started.
I shall be driving the Malt Loaf and I suspect I shall be partake in a slice or three on route.
This is Malt Loaf for those of you who don't frequent the Modern Shite area:
30713652_10214876576400869_5284572493816992275_n by paul.bottomley, on Flickr
30708288_10214876576760878_8204047355873178666_n by paul.bottomley, on Flickr
And this is a Malt Loaf
1200px-Malt_loaf by paul.bottomley, on Flickr
Mine has wheels leather seats and no fruity bits.
The plan is to drive from the superbly named Severn View Service on the M48, down round to lands end along the south coast and up the East coast... etc etc arriving back at the same services some hours later. 4500 miles give or take plumbed into the sat nav. 19 nights accommodation arranged.
There is a sponsorship page, but dont feel like you need to, this post is about me being as daft as a brush driving a Malt Loaf for fun first, charity whatever afterwards.
More the plans here:
Updates will be made most days once I am on the move, no doubt telling you how much I now hate the car, hate the sun, hate the sea and as or all those ice creams I think I may look like a cornetto.