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Autoshite GB sticker. £1 + p&p. See first post for details...

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#61 OFFLINE   Craig the Princess

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Posted 23 May 2018 - 10:12 PM

PM and money sent.

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#62 OFFLINE   sporty-shite

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Posted 23 May 2018 - 10:20 PM

Taken advantage of the free postage seal!!

Payment and address sent.
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 some potato headed fanny faced shitberg of a cunt in a silver hatchback

 

#63 OFFLINE   djoptix

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Posted 23 May 2018 - 10:23 PM

Yes please, I'll have four. Same address as the roffle?



#64 OFFLINE   Bobthebeard

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Posted 24 May 2018 - 12:48 AM

Six for me please.
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#65 OFFLINE   worldofceri

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Posted 24 May 2018 - 09:27 AM

Yes please, I'll have four. Same address as the roffle?

 

Yes, I've pm'd you anyway.


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#66 OFFLINE   Saabnut

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Posted 24 May 2018 - 09:48 AM

Payment made, thank you.



#67 OFFLINE   gm

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Posted 24 May 2018 - 11:00 AM

One for each car and a spare, the autoshite way

#68 OFFLINE   DSdriver

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Posted 24 May 2018 - 11:41 AM

I'll have a couple, no payment details in 1st post, how do I pay and how much?

 

A short story... A few years ago we went to the Isle of Skye on a motoring holiday. They had just built a bridge connecting the island to the mainland and the islanders did not appreciate the tolls to use the bridge so produced some GB style stickers with SKAT on, Skye and Kyle Against Tolls.

I got one and stuck it on the Volvo to befuddle the folks darn sarth. When I got back to work a very lovely Danish lady I worked with laughed and told me that SKAT was Danish for "darling".


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"I have to say, I don't really like the styling of Citroens.

But I just love the fact that they exist."

#69 OFFLINE   barefoot

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Posted 24 May 2018 - 11:44 AM

Isn't it also Short Course All Terrain and something to do with taking a dump whilst shagging as well?


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#70 OFFLINE   fatharris

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Posted 26 May 2018 - 08:25 AM

Arrived, many thanks!

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#71 ONLINE   busmansholiday

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Posted 26 May 2018 - 10:44 AM

Two of my four have new homes.IMG_20180526_113414.jpg

This will make my suitcase easier to spot the next time I'm at some exotic airport (like Donny).
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#72 OFFLINE   Roverageous

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Posted 26 May 2018 - 12:22 PM

Could I please have a couple of these?



#73 OFFLINE   dean36014

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Posted 26 May 2018 - 01:12 PM

Shonky wearing his new sticker with pride.
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#74 OFFLINE   LabRat

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Posted 26 May 2018 - 03:36 PM

Modern shite now wearing it's shiny new badge.e79f19ca6ee2584816f499dd702b3c40.jpg
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#75 OFFLINE   chaseracer

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Posted 26 May 2018 - 06:48 PM

Arrived this morning - thanks, Ceri!  Will apply to Mister Whippy ASAP...


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#76 OFFLINE   Craig the Princess

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Posted 26 May 2018 - 06:59 PM

Cheers Ceri, they have arrived.
Will apply tomorrow.

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#77 OFFLINE   Ghosty

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Posted 26 May 2018 - 07:02 PM

Arrived!


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#78 OFFLINE   sims00

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Posted 26 May 2018 - 07:04 PM

Got mine today, they are superb!

#79 OFFLINE   clayts450

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Posted 26 May 2018 - 07:10 PM

Got mine too - nice size :)

 

Was cleaning the Streetwise just now, so will pop one on its arse tomorrow morning before heading down to my folks.


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#80 OFFLINE   chaseracer

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Posted 26 May 2018 - 07:25 PM

Arrived this morning - thanks, Ceri!  Will apply to Mister Whippy ASAP...

 

It are done...

 

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:)


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2009 Cannondale Quick CX - too much like hard work
2003 Citroen Berlingo 2.0HDi - buggering on
1995 Peugeot 205 Inca 1.7D - several steps closer to a ticket...
1982 Citroen Dyane 6 - several steps further away...

AS Midland Massiv - in chod we rust...


#81 ONLINE   UltraWomble

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Posted 26 May 2018 - 08:13 PM

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Cheers Ceri


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The Picasso is the future Morris Minor.

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#82 OFFLINE   purplebargeken

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Posted 26 May 2018 - 09:58 PM

Mine turned up this morning and look the utter dogs :)

 

Cracking job!


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Hyundai i10 auto - white goods shite

Rover 75 1.8 auto - wafty kettle

Ford Galaxy - big red shite with added space

Triumph Toledo - 2.0 for added sleeper shite

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#83 OFFLINE   Jim Bell

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Posted 27 May 2018 - 02:14 PM

Gr8 item gr9 service, [email protected] postage. Wood use again.

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#84 OFFLINE   clayts450

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Posted 27 May 2018 - 02:20 PM

Stucker sticked, or something

 

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Posted 27 May 2018 - 02:27 PM

I had mine sent to work, I regret that now... Will take a pack of baby wipes with me on Tuesday to aid fitting as my car is filthy
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#86 ONLINE   beko1987

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Posted 29 May 2018 - 08:03 AM

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"why have I got a letter at work? I never get letters, just parcels... Shit, a debt collector has found me ag... AH WAIT! YES!"
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Posted 29 May 2018 - 12:00 PM

put me down for two

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Posted 29 May 2018 - 12:00 PM

put me down for two

#89 OFFLINE   jumpingjehovahs

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Posted 29 May 2018 - 05:23 PM

964223b0e690eb31274c348cbf7b224b.jpg My sticker arrived today and looks fantastic! Perfectly covers up a nasty scuff I left on the bumper of my modern shite. Top seller, A++ merchandise! Thanks Ceri!


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#90 ONLINE   Datsuncog

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Posted 29 May 2018 - 06:42 PM

Yaay! Mine have also arrived. Top quality, look fantastic. Can't wait to get one of them on L'il Thunder, to cover the nasty bit where a previous keeper messily levered off the badges for reasons best known to themselves...
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1980 Ford Cortina 1.6 L (1997); 1976 Mini Clubman 1.0 (1997); 1973 Vauxhall Viva HC 1.3 (1997-2005); 1984 Datsun Sunny B11 1.5 Coupé (1999-2000); 1983 Datsun Sunny B11 1.5 Coupé (2000); 1986 Ford Fiesta 1.1 Ghia (2001-2003); 1996 Ford Escort 1.6 LX (2003-2008); 1985 Toyota Corona 2.4 Avante (2005-2006); 1981 Ford Cortina 2.0 GL Estate (2008-2010); 1993 Volkswagen Polo 1.0 Genesis (2010); 1996 Citroen XM 2.5TD VSX Estate (2010-2011); 1988 Volvo 240 2.0 GL Estate (2011-2012); 2004 Alfa Romeo 156 1.9JTD Veloce (2012-2014); 1993 Volkswagen Polo 1.0 Fox (2013-2014); 1996 Renault Laguna 1.8 RN (2014 - 2018); 1997 Renault Laguna 2.0 RT Sport (2015-2017); 1998 Renault Laguna 1.8 RT Sport (2017 - 2018); 2003 Subaru Forester 2.0 XT (2018 - present)






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