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Sportys French fruitcake. Clio 172. £1150 or roffle at £20 a go? Numbers allocated. Free extra ticket to four random entrants once 55 sold.

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#61 OFFLINE   320touring

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Posted 17 October 2018 - 05:20 PM

Yes, but I don't have the money unless I weigh in two Peugeots which have been sitting in Scary's yard for a year plus..


Sounds like that would be mutually beneficial;)
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#62 OFFLINE   sporty-shite

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Posted 17 October 2018 - 08:30 PM

Yes, but I don't have the money unless I weigh in two Peugeots which have been sitting in Scary's yard for a year plus..

 

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You're welcome!!


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Posted 21 October 2018 - 07:34 PM

Any interest in this before I let the thread drop?

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Posted 11 November 2018 - 10:03 PM

Resurrection!!! 

 

I'm getting the itch for a change now. Common sense says keep the car with the good heater, that always starts and doesn't steam up on damp days. My sense says, get something different.

 

Would like another Alfa, or possibly something comfy and auto. Or something stupid and mildly impractical. Or something rotary powered. 

 

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#65 OFFLINE   John F

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Posted 12 November 2018 - 12:27 AM

Did you ever find out what was causing the vibration?

 

Just a thought... I had vibration under acceleration on my Calibra a while back, it bugged me for ages until I finally discovered it was being caused by a knackered inner CV joint on one of the drive shafts.


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Posted 12 November 2018 - 07:39 AM

*makes wincing noises*

No help, sorry!

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Posted 12 November 2018 - 09:09 AM

Did you ever find out what was causing the vibration?

Just a thought... I had vibration under acceleration on my Calibra a while back, it bugged me for ages until I finally discovered it was being caused by a knackered inner CV joint on one of the drive shafts.


It was the manifold catching the heatshield. Cured with a powerflex upper engine mount insert.

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Posted 12 November 2018 - 09:10 AM

*makes wincing noises*

No help, sorry!


Make buying noises plz.

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#69 OFFLINE   loserone

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Posted 12 November 2018 - 06:16 PM

Wish I could! Sadly insulting offers don't get less insulting by just repeating them

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Posted 13 November 2018 - 01:17 AM

Wish I could! Sadly insulting offers don't get less insulting by just repeating them


To be fair, it wasn't that far out that it was an insult.

I'll inbox you.....
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Posted 15 November 2018 - 11:33 PM

Any interest in this?

 

Would it roffle seeing as tickets would be £20 a pop? Especially seeing as the forum is pretty roffle-heavy at present.

 

Let me know what you all think...


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Posted 16 November 2018 - 07:46 AM

One random please

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Posted 16 November 2018 - 08:04 AM

I had better have one... I may be back for more depending on booze

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Posted 16 November 2018 - 10:01 AM

I reckon it's worth a go roffling it. It's not likely to be an overnight sellout but I'm sure everyone would like a 172 and if you started the ball rolling today you can catch the weekend drinkers at their most vulnerable. Mention in the title and thread that it is still available for outright sale and at the end of the day if the roffle doesn't sell out you haven't lost anything. I'd defo have a ticket if I was financially solvent enough to do so.
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#75 OFFLINE   loserone

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Posted 16 November 2018 - 10:25 AM

I'll have one, certainly. I've been pestering to get this roffles for ages!

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Posted 16 November 2018 - 12:06 PM

I'd have one, two if it is still going come payday...


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Posted 17 November 2018 - 10:35 AM

Numbers have been allocated.

Yes Oui Si, do you want allocating now, or will you confirm after payday?

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Posted 17 November 2018 - 10:36 AM

One now, ta :)
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Posted 17 November 2018 - 10:59 AM

Better make mine a double
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Posted 17 November 2018 - 11:04 AM

As a bonus, once 55 tickets are sold, I will allocate a bonus ticket each to four randomly selected ticket buyers.
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Posted 17 November 2018 - 12:27 PM

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Posted 17 November 2018 - 01:22 PM

I'll have a random, please.

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Posted 17 November 2018 - 01:30 PM

Done, gents.

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Posted 17 November 2018 - 08:21 PM

Better make mine a double


Mine too
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Posted 17 November 2018 - 08:38 PM

Mine too


Done

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Posted 17 November 2018 - 08:49 PM

I can confirm these are an absolute hoot and it's a cheap way to get that old-school hot hatch driving experience. It certainly took me back to when I was less sensible!

Practical too and 40-45mpg.
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Posted 18 November 2018 - 11:14 AM

One Random please.

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Posted 18 November 2018 - 12:58 PM

One Random please.


Done.
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Posted 18 November 2018 - 01:00 PM

I can think of worse ways of losing 20 quid, so sign me up for one random

Edit. I'll take number 1 if still available.

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Posted 18 November 2018 - 01:30 PM

Might be worth a roffle tag instead of the for sale one.
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