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Riding the roffle wave!!111!1!Sportys French fruitcake. Clio 172. £1150 or roffle at £20 a go. Free extra ticket to four random entrants once 55 sold.

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#91 ONLINE   sporty-shite

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Posted 18 November 2018 - 03:54 PM

I can think of worse ways of losing 20 quid, so sign me up for one random

Edit. I'll take number 1 if still available.


Done.

To be fair, this is the perfect car for you. 40mpg on a run, child friendly, and fun when you need it.

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#92 OFFLINE   robthedonkey

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Posted 18 November 2018 - 09:43 PM

Whereabouts is it located?

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#93 ONLINE   sporty-shite

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Posted 18 November 2018 - 10:18 PM

Whereabouts is it located?

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Westhoughton, just outside Bolton.

 

Can collect from rail stations and other public transport hubs.


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#94 OFFLINE   robthedonkey

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Posted 18 November 2018 - 10:18 PM

Go on I'll take a random

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Posted 18 November 2018 - 11:02 PM

Go on I'll take a random

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Randomed


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#96 ONLINE   sporty-shite

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Posted 21 November 2018 - 07:18 PM

Anymore for this?

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#97 OFFLINE   outlaw118

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Posted 21 November 2018 - 07:58 PM

U R GR9 EGAYER WUD BY AGEN

 

Random me up Bro.

 

Innit.


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#98 ONLINE   sporty-shite

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Posted 21 November 2018 - 08:18 PM

U R GR9 EGAYER WUD BY AGEN

Random me up Bro.

Innit.


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#99 OFFLINE   billy_bunter

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Posted 21 November 2018 - 08:44 PM

1 Random please.



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Posted 21 November 2018 - 08:53 PM

1 Random please.

 

Done. 


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#101 ONLINE   sporty-shite

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Posted 24 November 2018 - 12:53 PM

Weekend bump for this.

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Posted 25 November 2018 - 01:38 PM

How many numbers left ?

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Posted 25 November 2018 - 01:44 PM

Most of them. Sadly.

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#104 OFFLINE   outlaw118

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Posted 28 November 2018 - 10:48 PM

BERMP POUR UNE REAL THREADEZ


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#105 OFFLINE   Kringle

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Posted 29 November 2018 - 12:18 AM

Yum yum yum I'll take one.
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#106 ONLINE   sporty-shite

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Posted 29 November 2018 - 10:11 PM

Yum yum yum I'll take one.
Random. Ta


Done.

Going a bit slowly, unfortunately. Will take cash offers for outright sale.

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Posted 06 January 2019 - 11:13 PM

Whilst the roffle game is strong, thought I might as well bump this to the top.

 

Since the last instalment, it's had a pair of new rear shocks, and has been driven around a lot. Not much else to report. 


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Posted 06 January 2019 - 11:17 PM

Still in for two here

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Posted 06 January 2019 - 11:22 PM

Still in for two here

 

Everyone still accounted for, just thought I'd ride my luck after the success of the MG!!

 

God loves a trier!


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Posted 08 January 2019 - 11:58 AM

Any available squire ?
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Posted 08 January 2019 - 12:41 PM

Any available squire ?


Loads, m9. It would be easier for you to just buy it.

Will take close offer and cheap part ex.

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Posted 12 January 2019 - 04:42 PM

Sorry mate, never got a notification you had replied !
Throw me in for 2 numbers, please squire
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Posted 12 January 2019 - 05:15 PM

Have I shouted on this one previously? If not, I'll have one for me and one for Mrs M'coli.

Edit: I'm number 3! Can the missus' one be number 8, please?

Here's the link to the original post for those on mobile or whatever and can't be arsed to find the list:
http://autoshite.com...sold/?p=1499259

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Posted 12 January 2019 - 05:43 PM

Actually sod it, I've never won one of these despite mucho involvment, so as Dale Winton once said "You be gotta be into to win it"
Give me 5 more numbers please squire
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Posted 12 January 2019 - 05:44 PM

With that approach, you might as well buy it!
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Posted 12 January 2019 - 05:47 PM

I really fancy this.

sigs are shit, wgaf?


#117 OFFLINE   Minimad5

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Posted 12 January 2019 - 05:57 PM

With that approach, you might as well buy it!


Not got a grand float in my ass pocket, but if I did, I wouldn't hesitate in doing so.
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#118 ONLINE   sporty-shite

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Posted 12 January 2019 - 09:02 PM

Mrs M'Coli and Minimad5 allocated.
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Posted 12 January 2019 - 09:02 PM

I really fancy this.


Would you like tickets, or an outright sale? ????

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Posted 12 January 2019 - 09:15 PM

Would you like tickets, or an outright sale? ????

Neither at the minute Chris unless you want the Jaguar back ;)

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