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#31 OFFLINE   John F

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Posted 07 May 2018 - 10:16 AM

WilsonWilson, on 07 May 2018 - 10:49 AM, said:

Traaainy, under the Mmmmmeeersey.

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"Excuse me pet, I need to take a photo of the train arriving for a beige website full of people I've mostly not met. Would you mind bending over & displaying your ample stripey arse to add a bit of contrast?"


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#32 OFFLINE   Cavcraft

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Posted 07 May 2018 - 10:18 AM

Love how you accidentally* got that arse shot in, hats off to you. You'll be (almost) passing HOME OF CAVCRAFT shortly, don't forget to hold your nose.


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Posted 07 May 2018 - 10:26 AM

Every person on this platform is complaining about Cavcraft Carz

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#34 OFFLINE   Dick Longbridge

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Posted 07 May 2018 - 11:00 AM

Quick intermission.
Being Westcountry folk, we used to call a Manc uni mate ‘madferit’. Original, I know.
Anyway, I had another Westcountry mate who used to visit to go on the lash with us every now and then. He was a bit daft, and eventually asked me the story behind our Manchester friend’s name ‘Maverick’.
In hindsight, I think he required a hearing aid.

Sorry for the diversion. I bet two pounds that the seller is wearing corduroy slacks. On a day like this.
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Posted 07 May 2018 - 11:00 AM

Quick get over the border!
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Posted 07 May 2018 - 11:03 AM

Shit count?

bought


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#37 OFFLINE   somewhatfoolish

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Posted 07 May 2018 - 12:54 PM

Holding at a pair. Both at intercity speeds.


Sorry, my hearts not really in this today for some reason.

Shitting with your heart is;

 

1. a little-known miss from popular scandinavian dance beat combo Roxette.

2. a significant plumbing problem in the chest cavity/digestive tract/nether trouser region. Like Buster Gonad, only with a sphincter coming out of the sternum. Fame in Viz and niche specialty videos awaits.


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#38 ONLINE   Jim Bell

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Posted 07 May 2018 - 01:20 PM

WilsonWilson checking in from the top of the world. Highest services in England on the M62.

Look.


At.


This.




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#39 ONLINE   Jim Bell

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Posted 07 May 2018 - 01:20 PM

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#40 ONLINE   Jim Bell

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Posted 07 May 2018 - 01:21 PM

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Posted 07 May 2018 - 01:22 PM

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Posted 07 May 2018 - 01:23 PM

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Posted 07 May 2018 - 01:24 PM

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Posted 07 May 2018 - 01:25 PM

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#48 OFFLINE   Junkman

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Posted 07 May 2018 - 01:26 PM

Are the admin fees exceeding your insurance premium yet?


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1967 Renault 16 GL................................................now with porous sills

1979 Mobylette AV89.............................................................running

1992 Mercedes-Benz 230E.....................too bloody sensible, whatever that is
1997 Peugeot 405 2.0 Executive Estate..................now with aircon and brakes


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Posted 07 May 2018 - 01:26 PM

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Posted 07 May 2018 - 01:26 PM

Oooo that looks like a nice place to be :)

Well bought :)


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Posted 07 May 2018 - 01:27 PM

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Posted 07 May 2018 - 01:27 PM

Are the admin fees exceeding your insurance premium yet?



Well, yes.
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Posted 07 May 2018 - 01:28 PM

Very possibly the cleanest car Ive ever bought.

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Posted 07 May 2018 - 01:29 PM

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Posted 07 May 2018 - 01:29 PM

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Posted 07 May 2018 - 01:30 PM

Verdict;

Top wafting.


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Posted 07 May 2018 - 01:31 PM

Gonna press on now as theres still a way to go. Will write up l8r.

PC: still 3. I think 3 is elegantly sufficient today.
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Posted 07 May 2018 - 01:37 PM

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was at m62 highest services yesterday no beige waftiness tho


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Posted 07 May 2018 - 01:39 PM

Autoshite Racing Beige; Wsquared winning at cars again.


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Posted 07 May 2018 - 01:48 PM

I have the JDM brochure for these, and was astounded to find that there was virtually no difference between theirs and ours.

 

Am somewhat jellers.


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