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Bargain Bonanza Touring Roffle £5.00 WEDNESDAY pls pay

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#91 OFFLINE   WilsonWilson

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Posted 09 May 2018 - 04:17 PM

My first roffle, can't wait for the result! I'm giddy with excitement..



My first satisfied customer. I hope this lad wins.
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#92 OFFLINE   yes oui si

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Posted 09 May 2018 - 04:37 PM

If you reverse at speed, then pop the gearbox shifter into the position D at the same time as slamming your foot down.


Nah, in D, brake down, throttle down, ease off brake, tyre turns to smoke.
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Posted 09 May 2018 - 04:51 PM

8.30 tonight, if i win i'll be drinking until i can barely stand

Edited for me.

Only one left to pay I see

405 with no head, Leaf, 206 GTI with a knackered axle, Legacy H6 Spec B.

Moaty's cat's back, Zak.


#94 OFFLINE   yes oui si

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Posted 09 May 2018 - 04:53 PM

I'm working tonight, so won't be able to check until after my shift. Think of me while I'm bombing around the borders in a Sprinter.
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#95 OFFLINE   flat4alfa

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Posted 09 May 2018 - 05:34 PM

Nah, in D, brake down, throttle down, ease off brake, tyre turns to smoke.

 

Not in this one.  Because 318.  Hence the run-up


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Posted 09 May 2018 - 07:31 PM

 



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Posted 09 May 2018 - 07:32 PM

Blakey79?


Shite formerly owned: Primera renault 11, peugeot 405, renault 19, renault laguna x3, all more shite than the previous one), kia clarus, mondeo, jeep cheroshite.

 

Shite at present: New Autoshite Gold -  A 64plate DACIA DUSTER ACCESS: to quote a widespread takeaway - i'm lovin' it....

 

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Posted 09 May 2018 - 07:35 PM

BLAKEY 79, Cooooooooooooooooooooooome on down.


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Posted 09 May 2018 - 07:37 PM

Phew!
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405 with no head, Leaf, 206 GTI with a knackered axle, Legacy H6 Spec B.

Moaty's cat's back, Zak.


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Posted 09 May 2018 - 07:39 PM

BLAKEY 79, Cooooooooooooooooooooooome on down.

Congrats Blakey79!

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#101 OFFLINE   flat4alfa

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Posted 09 May 2018 - 07:39 PM

And it's s coming all the way back down to Basingstoke !
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Posted 09 May 2018 - 07:45 PM

And it's s coming all the way back down to Basingstoke !

I read that and got a fright... but relief, it's not me!  I'll look forward to it tailgating me on the M3 shortly.


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Posted 09 May 2018 - 08:02 PM

Congrats to the winner of this luxury sports touring conveyance

Myself, mixed feelings on this one, I mean obviously the ultimate goal is to win, but I figure you have to lose a few roffles before you win, so I’m happy for this to be one that got away on the journey to excellence that will be some epic V8 jag or Range Rover

*other V8 basket cases are available
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#104 OFFLINE   yes oui si

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Posted 09 May 2018 - 08:19 PM

And it's s coming all the way back down to Basingstoke !


The shifter's roffledistance gambit is played again...
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#105 OFFLINE   blakey79

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Posted 09 May 2018 - 08:22 PM

The shifter's roffledistance gambit is played again...


Slanderous... You lie like a cheap watch.....
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Posted 09 May 2018 - 08:28 PM

And another lost, my 100% roffle (and indeed raffles/ lotteries in life in general) failure rate continues.
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#107 OFFLINE   purplebargeken

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Posted 09 May 2018 - 08:41 PM

Phew and bugger.


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Posted 09 May 2018 - 09:01 PM

Phew and bugger.


Amen to that brother

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#109 OFFLINE   yes oui si

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Posted 09 May 2018 - 09:31 PM

Slanderous... You lie like a cheap watch.....


It's a law of the universe; roffled cars will either slowly creep north and south or ping-pong to opposite ends of the country.
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Posted 10 May 2018 - 12:29 AM

It's a law of the universe; roffled cars will either slowly creep north and south or ping-pong to opposite ends of the country.

 

True, that. The roffle Jag went from Basingstoke to Dundee within weeks.


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 some potato headed fanny faced shitberg of a cunt in a silver hatchback

 

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Posted 10 May 2018 - 07:07 AM

I have a cunning plan, I had numbers for this and I have numbers for the MG and the mystery car.

I have only admitted to the wife about the mystery car.

It would have been possible to pass off the 318 and it will be possible to pass off the MG as the mystery prize.

 

I do hope it's not a fucking mysterious Seat Malaga.

 

Well done Blakey.


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#112 OFFLINE   WilsonWilson

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Posted 10 May 2018 - 07:16 AM

Its a good job you didnt win them all!
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Posted 10 May 2018 - 08:06 AM

Congrats -  it's a decent car and drives absoualtly spot on for a 16 / 17 year old car, in fact i'd say it drives as good if not better as many moderns, it really doesn't show the mileage it's done. 


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Posted 10 May 2018 - 10:11 AM

You can also bathe in the knowledge that its one of very few E46s that have not had a haircut 

 

 


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