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#61 OFFLINE   Shite Knight

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Posted 07 May 2018 - 08:15 PM

I'll take a random if there's any left?


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Posted 07 May 2018 - 08:17 PM

I'll take a random if there's any left?

 

Yup, Ive added you to the list on page 2 fella.



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Posted 07 May 2018 - 08:37 PM

Paid sir
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Posted 07 May 2018 - 08:40 PM

Paid up. 


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Posted 07 May 2018 - 11:02 PM

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Posted 08 May 2018 - 12:46 AM

Go on then!  25 & 33 please.


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Posted 08 May 2018 - 12:55 AM

Payment sent :)
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Posted 08 May 2018 - 06:09 AM

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Posted 08 May 2018 - 10:42 AM

Drivers window afraid of going very far south.

Plipper non functioning but key works.

Needs driver door lock repair. Parts provided with car.

 

But it does go back North again!  Lock nob is in a centre console cubby - took that off so it didn't look an obviously unlocked car during a stay in the Cadbury car park.  Soldered-in Blipper battery is good. Touched all dry joints with an iron and did try the re-code sequence, but buttons didn't listen.  £30, I was told.  So what I had been doing was locking the car with that button on the centre console, then getting out my door.  Thus, everything else is locked.

 

Never did get around to those, putting it off and off over the last three months it was laid-up on drive.  Hence why cheap car.

 

 

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MOT June 19 (42 days left).

 

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#70 OFFLINE   yes oui si

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Posted 08 May 2018 - 10:49 AM

As long as it actually locks and stays locked until you want to open it, I'm sure everyone here will put off the 'proper' repair until it gets roffled again.
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Posted 08 May 2018 - 11:09 AM

Its fucking pointless locking cars anyway these days, as poor Sloppybottfart proved. Even if the door is open, some scrotum will pop the window because they expect it to be locked. Same with immobilizers. The presumption is the deterant. Fucking hell, my spelling is so bad that even autocorrect has given up.

Oh, not sure if I forgot to say: flat4alfa left a half of a full tank in the Tourer so should get you all or most of the way home depending on how southern you are.
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Posted 08 May 2018 - 11:19 AM

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Posted 08 May 2018 - 01:04 PM

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Posted 08 May 2018 - 04:37 PM

Its fucking pointless locking cars anyway these days, as poor Sloppybottfart proved. Even if the door is open, some scrotum will pop the window because they expect it to be locked. Same with immobilizers. The presumption is the deterant. Fucking hell, my spelling is so bad that even autocorrect has given up.

Oh, not sure if I forgot to say: flat4alfa left a half of a full tank in the Tourer so should get you all or most of the way home depending on how southern you are.

I'm so southern I get pissed on half a shandy.


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Posted 08 May 2018 - 04:46 PM

Thats quite southern.
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Posted 08 May 2018 - 04:56 PM

I need this like a hole in the head but Newcastle to Cairnryan is a fairly straight run so one random please....

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Posted 08 May 2018 - 07:47 PM

ill take 2 randoms and try to palm this off on my mate if i win it
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Posted 08 May 2018 - 09:10 PM

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Posted 08 May 2018 - 09:16 PM

Groats sent...


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Posted 08 May 2018 - 10:46 PM

Is number 49 still available? If so can I have it please?

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Posted 09 May 2018 - 05:47 AM

Paid monsewer. Can I be green now?


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Posted 09 May 2018 - 09:00 AM

Oh, not sure if I forgot to say: flat4alfa left a half of a full tank in the Tourer 

 

Yes... what a mug I am.  I seemed to think I needed enough to get to Shetland !

 

In the end it said it did 36.6 MPG for those 263 Miles, and that was on cruise doing 80 MPH most of the way too.  And it has roof bars and my fat arse.

 

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And before you ask, no, that's not a permanently-lit EML


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Posted 09 May 2018 - 10:04 AM

Yes... what a mug I am. I seemed to think I needed enough to get to Shetland !

In the end it said it did 36.6 MPG for those 263 Miles, and that was on cruise doing 80 MPH most of the way too. And it has roof bars and my fat arse.

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And before you ask, no, that's not a permanently-lit EML


That's not too bad. My Mondeo (MK2 x-reg 1.8 Manuel, 65k, for sale/roffled if I ever win one of these :')) only gets 40-42 at similar speeds.

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Posted 09 May 2018 - 12:19 PM

Better late than never, paid!
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Posted 09 May 2018 - 02:44 PM

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Posted 09 May 2018 - 02:47 PM

GLWTR everyone

 

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THAT COULD BE YOUR LEG SOON


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Posted 09 May 2018 - 03:45 PM

Can it do screeching  wheelspins ?


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Posted 09 May 2018 - 03:46 PM

8.30 tonight, can barely stand the excitement.

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Posted 09 May 2018 - 03:55 PM

Can it do screeching  wheelspins ?

 

If you reverse at speed, then pop the gearbox shifter into the position D at the same time as slamming your foot down.


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Posted 09 May 2018 - 03:56 PM

My first roffle, can't wait for the result! I'm giddy with excitement..

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