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Bargain Bonanza Touring Roffle £5.00 WEDNESDAY pls pay

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#31 OFFLINE   Simonsays

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Posted 06 May 2018 - 09:36 PM

Two of your finest randoms please
Mk1 Ford Escort WFR921K
Rover 2200SC UUP473R
Seat Marbella
Nissan Micra K11
Nissan Micra K11
Skoda Felicia 1.3
Skoda Felicia 1.3 Estate
Fiat Stilo
Nissan Almera
Nissan Qashqai
Suzuki Alto (juniors first car)
Ford Streetka
All gone but not forgotten.

Nissan Note Cdi (commuting trolley)
Renault clio (Juniors current car)
Volvo V40

#32 OFFLINE   robinmasters

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Posted 06 May 2018 - 09:44 PM

This is like fancying a dinnerlady.

Can everyone please buy the rest of the tickets before my resolve weakens?
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#33 ONLINE   Jim Bell

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Posted 06 May 2018 - 09:48 PM

Ne England! Fook me, that's a different country! I'm out unless you can move or deliver!

As for 'rules' I am a man, therefore I NEVER read either the instructions or the rules. You should know that :)


Its NEARLY a different country but not quite.
Im going to an actual different country to pick up a car tomorrow.

Not the closest one either.
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#34 ONLINE   yes oui si

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Posted 06 May 2018 - 09:48 PM

Four. Randoms. Pls
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#35 ONLINE   Jim Bell

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Posted 06 May 2018 - 09:50 PM

Four. Randoms. Pls



Youre going to win one of these sooner or later, and I for one will be delighted when it happens.
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#36 ONLINE   pilninggas

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Posted 06 May 2018 - 09:52 PM

beer induced randumb x1 please.


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#37 OFFLINE   Simonsays

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Posted 06 May 2018 - 09:52 PM

This would not make for an exciting collekshun thread. I'm only about 20 minutes away..
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Mk1 Ford Escort WFR921K
Rover 2200SC UUP473R
Seat Marbella
Nissan Micra K11
Nissan Micra K11
Skoda Felicia 1.3
Skoda Felicia 1.3 Estate
Fiat Stilo
Nissan Almera
Nissan Qashqai
Suzuki Alto (juniors first car)
Ford Streetka
All gone but not forgotten.

Nissan Note Cdi (commuting trolley)
Renault clio (Juniors current car)
Volvo V40

#38 ONLINE   yes oui si

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Posted 06 May 2018 - 10:13 PM

Youre going to win one of these sooner or later, and I for one will be delighted when it happens.


I fear that the rule of inverse distance to chance is in effect :/

I don't drink, this kind of lowkey gambling nonsense thing IS REET UP MY STREET and costs less than a night out.

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#39 ONLINE   yes oui si

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Posted 06 May 2018 - 10:13 PM

Also, I bring pies when I collect cars.

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#40 ONLINE   yes oui si

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Posted 06 May 2018 - 10:16 PM

Ne England! Fook me, that's a different country! I'm out unless you can move or deliver!

As for 'rules' I am a man, therefore I NEVER read either the instructions or the rules. You should know that :)


There's another 70-odd miles of England left! W² is essentially a midlander.
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#41 OFFLINE   flat4alfa

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Posted 06 May 2018 - 10:17 PM

A 318i automatic, crikey I bet that's a leisurely drive.

 

It's reasonably pokey to be fair: about town, on the highway etc.  318i is actually a 2.0L twink on these.  The box is good too, with flick-over to manual shiftability when wanted

 

This morning it did pretty much 80 all the way for 4 hours (you can see the fly-cemetary on the windscreen in the first photo).  Not only that, the entire trip was cruise-controlled with prowess.  The added bonus is other folks just see its image in the rear view mirror and get out of the way without asking.  They didn't ever do that for my Rover 75.

 

It's an absolute bargain motor, needing a job or two.  Took it in last week and the friendly local MOT fella I use said it just needs a drop link to pass, with advisories on a couple of other bits not least that oil leakaging (but it does have an undertray).  He also made a point of stating most of the expected fail areas have already been done: rear coils and brake pipes were noted.  It was booked to be done and MOTd on Wednesday ....however a not-to-be-missed Wilson-squared p/x opportunity came up, so cancelled that and put the Rover 420 in that slot instead.

 

Reverend Blue Jeans may be willing to attest for this particular E46 being a properly solid one underneath too, unlike so many of the breed

 

Good Luck Everyone


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#42 ONLINE   yes oui si

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Posted 06 May 2018 - 11:36 PM

Can we talk about how short those parking spaces are?
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Posted 06 May 2018 - 11:51 PM

I'm looking forward to the Roffle of whatever car the winner of this Roffle chooses to travel up in.


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Posted 07 May 2018 - 07:48 AM

One random please!
  • 1984 Leyland Tiger - big, slow. Much like the owner.
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#45 OFFLINE   stephen01

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Posted 07 May 2018 - 07:49 AM

I'll take a random,

Was a decent car while I had it!

#46 OFFLINE   brownnova

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Posted 07 May 2018 - 08:00 AM

Go on, bung me in for a pair of your randomist numbers...

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Posted 07 May 2018 - 08:31 AM

Number 4  for me if it is still available?



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Posted 07 May 2018 - 08:46 AM

I'll have 1 condom if any left 


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#49 ONLINE   Jim Bell

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Posted 07 May 2018 - 08:59 AM

I'll have 1 condom if any left


Theres loads. Ive poked holes in them with a pin though.
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#50 ONLINE   aldo135

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Posted 07 May 2018 - 09:53 AM

2 randoms for me please!
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Posted 07 May 2018 - 05:03 PM

Ok dudes and dudettes. With the Maxima in, this Touring needs to away.  The draw will be on for Wednesday and I'll send out payment details now.  Numbers still available until draw time, and unclaimed numbers will be given to shitters for FREE.


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Posted 07 May 2018 - 05:11 PM

Number 16 please matey.


Hyundai i10 auto - white goods shite
Rover 75 1.8 auto - wafty kettle
Ford Galaxy - big red shite with added space

BMW 318i Touring with dealer optional indicators fitted! Gently sleeping!
Triumph Toledo - 2.0 for added sleeper shite

Triumph Dolomite 1850 auto - crusty shite
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MGF 1.8 VVC BRG floppytop shite


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Posted 07 May 2018 - 05:17 PM

Go on, chuck me a random pls.



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Posted 07 May 2018 - 05:25 PM

i haz paided up.

 

haven't been up to Geordie land since I won the Rover gti of much loudness and what a hoot that drive home was, wouldn't mind doing it again in a beemer.

 

Bit daft really as I've got a touring e39 as my daily just now, doh!


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Posted 07 May 2018 - 05:25 PM

Paid


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93 Pajero 2.5 td  Automatic

02 Honda HRV v-tec

98 Astra Arctic 1.6 16v

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#56 OFFLINE   Simonsays

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Posted 07 May 2018 - 05:57 PM

Monies paymented.
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Skoda Felicia 1.3
Skoda Felicia 1.3 Estate
Fiat Stilo
Nissan Almera
Nissan Qashqai
Suzuki Alto (juniors first car)
Ford Streetka
All gone but not forgotten.

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Renault clio (Juniors current car)
Volvo V40

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Posted 07 May 2018 - 06:08 PM

Paided!

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#58 ONLINE   Jim Bell

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Posted 07 May 2018 - 06:09 PM

Cheers all payers.  Everyone thats green on the list, has handed over the green.


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Posted 07 May 2018 - 06:35 PM

Comparing meerkats indicates that there are some advantages to hitting 50 years of age. £269 fully comp on 5k miles/£150xs

I think thats even less than my shite streetkak. Assuming I dont win I might have to search on of these out anyway
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Rover 2200SC UUP473R
Seat Marbella
Nissan Micra K11
Nissan Micra K11
Skoda Felicia 1.3
Skoda Felicia 1.3 Estate
Fiat Stilo
Nissan Almera
Nissan Qashqai
Suzuki Alto (juniors first car)
Ford Streetka
All gone but not forgotten.

Nissan Note Cdi (commuting trolley)
Renault clio (Juniors current car)
Volvo V40

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Posted 07 May 2018 - 06:37 PM

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