rantingYoof Posted May 22, 2018 Share Posted May 22, 2018 Gonna bottle it like a true hero*. Number 37 is yours to take, first come first served. Looking at you fat/chatsharris. Already paid for and not seeking reimbursement, too. Sent from my GT-I9505 using Tapatalk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim Bell Posted May 22, 2018 Author Share Posted May 22, 2018 Gave the Shitroen a rest today and brought the Lanos into front line duty. Its rained, so thatll have probably washed most of the bird shit off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
davehedgehog31 Posted May 22, 2018 Share Posted May 22, 2018 Paid good Sir. This is like a game of Russian Roulette, I'm certain I would rather not win. Jim Bell 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
320touring Posted May 22, 2018 Share Posted May 22, 2018 Gonna bottle it like a true hero*. Number 37 is yours to take, first come first served. Looking at you fat/chatsharris. Already paid for and not seeking reimbursement, too. Sent from my GT-I9505 using TapatalkI'll take it please? Thanks rantingYoof, barefoot, Jim Bell and 2 others 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rave Posted May 22, 2018 Share Posted May 22, 2018 Have just shot my wad into your paypal account. clayts450 and beko1987 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim Bell Posted May 22, 2018 Author Share Posted May 22, 2018 Drizzle warrior. clayts450 and Supernaut 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim Bell Posted May 22, 2018 Author Share Posted May 22, 2018 As everyone seems to be worrying about winning/collecting this qwality motorvehicle, I have instigated clause 14.B of the rofflers code. And I quote:If whomst who wineth the roffle more preffers the beans over the sausage, an cash alternative will be made available to he. In this instance, the cash alternative will be ONE HUNDRED AND FIVE POUNDS. Pause. PLUS THE PRICE OF THEIR ORIGINAL TICKETS!!!! Plus a free torch, posted to their home address!! Free of charge! (But with fully charged new batteries) Unfortunately I really cant be chewed with posting tools if the cash alternative option is exercised. Your mental and financial wellbeing is our concern. The Moog, drum and UltraWomble 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sloth in a bowl Posted May 22, 2018 Share Posted May 22, 2018 Drizzle warrior. 20180522_070354.jpgIs he the Welsh hip-hop artist? Jim Bell 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim Bell Posted May 22, 2018 Author Share Posted May 22, 2018 You might be thinking of Brizzle Worrier. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Faker Posted May 22, 2018 Share Posted May 22, 2018 As everyone seems to be worrying about winning/collecting this qwality motorvehicle, I have instigated clause 14.B of the rofflers code. And I quote:If whomst who wineth the roffle more preffers the beans over the sausage, an cash alternative will be made available to he.In this instance, the cash alternative will be ONE HUNDRED AND FIVE POUNDS.Pause. PLUS THE PRICE OF THEIR ORIGINAL TICKETS!!!!Plus a free torch, posted to their home address!! Free of charge! (But with fully charged new batteries)Unfortunately I really cant be chewed with posting tools if the cash alternative option is exercised. Your mental and financial wellbeing is our concern.Huh? Here's me wha?!! Why enter a roffle, and accept a cash alternative?! Surely the point of selecting numbers (or randoms) is to be in with a chance of winning this small piece of automotive brilliance. I for one... have absolutely no need.... or love for the day-oh... none... but by fuk if I win it... I'll be begging the folk on here to assist - facilitate wiff the collection Fred! Edit... whilst shitting myself... as Mrs faker blows a gasket! barefoot, Talbot, UltraWomble and 4 others 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim Bell Posted May 22, 2018 Author Share Posted May 22, 2018 And thats Fakers two bobs worth included free of charge. Faker and DeeJay 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Faker Posted May 22, 2018 Share Posted May 22, 2018 And thats Fakers two bobs worth included free of charge.You know I'm only teasing... Jim Bell 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Datsuncog Posted May 22, 2018 Share Posted May 22, 2018 ^^^ This just keeps getting better and better. The way things are going, in six months' time the good folk on these here pages will be so caught up in gratuitous Rofflemania that they'll be chucking in their house deeds, their beloved pets/elderly relatives, and the performance of a sordid (and possibly illegal) act of carnal debasement of the winner's choice at the point of collection - purely to sweeten the deal on a ropey old Pug 206 going for £1.75 a ticket. How can it last? Are we in the End Times? Will the world end not with a bang, but with a roffle? It's madness, madness I tells thee. But - in a nice way. Rave, rantingYoof, binhoker668 and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chatsharris Posted May 22, 2018 Share Posted May 22, 2018 Gonna bottle it like a true hero*. Number 37 is yours to take, first come first served. Looking at you fat/chatsharris. Already paid for and not seeking reimbursement, too. Sent from my GT-I9505 using TapatalkSorry mate, totally missed this one as I was elbows deep in paperwork and being all the more miserable for it. Looks like it's already claimed so if ball 37 drops I'll have to wistfully think what could have been!! rantingYoof 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Talbot Posted May 22, 2018 Share Posted May 22, 2018 an cash alternative A get out clause? Surely not. If your ball drops, you're duty bound to do *something* with a large lump of mixed metals and plastics which you then own, albeit parked on someone else's property, hopefully many hundreds of miles away. That's the fun* of a roffle! Otherwise we may as well all just play bonus ball bingo for a quid in the office. And that's pants. Faker, loserone, Datsuncog and 2 others 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Longbridge Posted May 22, 2018 Share Posted May 22, 2018 I had a word with the queen, and she’s agreed for me to transfer two hundred and fiddy small bronze circles into your banking. Not that I’ll win it, obviously, but what happens to the car if the winner accepts the cash alternative? Are you dragging it’s rounded ass straight round the nearest knackers yard, and asking Bob to lift it with the jaws of eternal life? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim Bell Posted May 22, 2018 Author Share Posted May 22, 2018 I had a word with the queen, and she’s agreed for me to transfer two hundred and fiddy small bronze circles into your banking. Not that I’ll win it, obviously, but what happens to the car if the winner accepts the cash alternative? Are you dragging it’s rounded ass straight round the nearest knackers yard, and asking Bob to lift it with the jaws of eternal life?Yeah just the bridge. CTB offered £108. Like I said, its an option for the winner, not mandatory. If Id wanted it dead I could have deaded it myself without the efforts of roffle. The way folk are reacting youd think I'd just put a cat in wheelie bin. Faker and drum 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Furious Posted May 22, 2018 Share Posted May 22, 2018 I want to win one of your roffles for the NE roadtrip, just not this one. I would literally just get it home and have it cubed. Jim Bell and stephen01 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Datsuncog Posted May 22, 2018 Share Posted May 22, 2018 I want to win one of your roffles for the NE roadtrip, just not this one. I would literally just get it home and roffle it again in time for Saturday's draw. EFA Faker and clayts450 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Talbot Posted May 22, 2018 Share Posted May 22, 2018 youd think I'd just put a cat in wheelie bin. Your own wheelie bin, or someone elses?! It's your car to do with as you please of course.. but I want to see collection threads and genuine misery and panic when someone wins! stephen01, barefoot and Jim Bell 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Furious Posted May 22, 2018 Share Posted May 22, 2018 EFA That sort of behaviour has been known to attract much frowning and loud tutting. I wouldn't dare...and I don't want to keep it for whatever the acceptable grace period is before re-roffling. Its safer to stay away, because this would be the one, after all the Jags and Mercs and BMW's and Range Rovers...this would end up being my once in a lifetime roffle win.. Jim Bell 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dollywobbler Posted May 22, 2018 Share Posted May 22, 2018 If the bridge beckons, then I'm duty bound to step in. So, I hope whoever wins the roffle actually collects it! Jim Bell and barefoot 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Datsuncog Posted May 22, 2018 Share Posted May 22, 2018 ^^ I'd thought the main gripe folks had over "that sort of behaviour" was a vehicle being offered for sale, at market value or thereabouts, by the lucky* rofflee from the relieved roffler's driveway, with no collection thread and the winner pocketing the difference. With this delightful little automotive wart, I'd say an entertaining pick-up thread followed by a re-roffle once safely home again wouldn't ruffle too many feathers. Especially if the alternative for this Lanos will be a very strong hug from the Bob the scrappie... Can appreciate concerns about luck reserves being burned up on a vehicle that doesn't much tickle your pickle, mind. Anyway! Chickens/enumeration interface ahoy... who knows how this one'll play out? Kinda wishing I'd bought a ticket now. Ferries and all. oldcars and Jim Bell 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim Bell Posted May 22, 2018 Author Share Posted May 22, 2018 If the bridge beckons, then I'm duty bound to step in. So, I hope whoever wins the roffle actually collects it!And if you look to your left you will be able to see a man painting himself into a corner. He started off in open space, but his options are getting narrower and narrower and his fate more and more certain. cobblers, Rave, jumpingjehovahs and 3 others 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dollywobbler Posted May 22, 2018 Share Posted May 22, 2018 And if you look to your left you will be able to see a man painting himself into a corner. He started off in open space, but his options are getting narrower and narrower and his fate more and more certain. Also a man who is leaving the country the day after the ROFFLECOPTER lands... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oldcars Posted May 22, 2018 Share Posted May 22, 2018 Your own wheelie bin, or someone elses?! It's your cat to do with as you please of course.. but I want to see collection threads and genuine misery and panic when someone wins!FIFY Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Faker Posted May 22, 2018 Share Posted May 22, 2018 I genuinely intended to offend no one.. especially wilsonwilson. A roffle is a roffle... enter at your own risk so to speak. Just a personal opinion, which may not be representative of others. For me the prize would be the car (did I actually write prize?) Good luck everyone! Jim Bell, Floatylight and Datsuncog 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeeJay Posted May 22, 2018 Share Posted May 22, 2018 I only entered for the torch and tools, the car would be a Brucie bonus to carry them home in. stephen01, Rave, Jim Bell and 2 others 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Simonsays Posted May 22, 2018 Share Posted May 22, 2018 I only entered for the torch and tools, the car would be a Brucie bonus to carry them home in.Im not even fussed about the tools. I already own two hammers, gaffa tape and WD40. Well sorted. Nice looking torch though, I'll be able to swing my hammers accurately* in the dark Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim Bell Posted May 22, 2018 Author Share Posted May 22, 2018 I genuinely intended to offend no one.. especially wilsonwilson. A roffle is a roffle... enter at your own risk so to speak. Just a personal opinion, which may not be representative of others. For me the prize would be the car (did I actually write prize?) Good luck everyone!Dont be daft man. Im reasonably difficult to offend. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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