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#541 OFFLINE   UltraWomble

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Posted Today, 11:58 AM

Someone once said that these are the modern day Morris 1000.

 

EVERYFECKINGWHERE. But suddenly one day they wont be. As no one loves them enough to care.

 

Im on Picasso Number 2 and think its spiffing. Hauls arse, 38MPG from the 1.6 (16v though) and no body will want to steal it unless they have given up on life.

 

I love mine to bits. Well done.


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The Picasso is the future Morris Minor.

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#542 ONLINE   loserone

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Posted Today, 12:06 PM

I give it four days.

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Posted Today, 12:13 PM

I dont dislike it at all. I think its canny.
Just sounds like someone is standing on a cat once you get up to 30.
Then sounds like someone is standing on two cats at 40.
At 50, the man standing on cats has obviously run out of legs so its sounds like two men standing on three cats. One cat bearing the weight of two men, then one cat under the other foot of both men. Definitely louder in the middle because of the increased weight applied there.
At 70 it sounds like a world war 2 hand wound air raid siren, operated at full chat by these two men standing on three cats.
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#544 ONLINE   WilsonWilson

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Posted Today, 12:14 PM

I give it four days.


Thats all I need bro.
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#545 OFFLINE   UltraWomble

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Posted Today, 12:49 PM

ROFL?


The Picasso is the future Morris Minor.

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#546 ONLINE   loserone

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Posted Today, 01:01 PM

I wouldn't, I dropped a load of drawing pins earlier


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405 with no head, Leaf, 206 GTI with a knackered axle, Legacy H6 Spec B.

Moaty's cat's back, Zak.


#547 ONLINE   WilsonWilson

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Posted Today, 01:01 PM

ROFL?


Maybe. See if it makes it to the weekend first!

Certainly need to bail out of the you know what in the 14 day cooling off period.
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Posted Today, 01:03 PM

Does anyone on here have a tank?

 

Roffle to flatten the Picasso? ... :-D


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Never knowingly under-ambitious

 

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Posted Today, 01:23 PM

Cats.


Is there *any* oil in the gearbag?
Current fleet:  Mercedes.  Xantia.  Berlingo.  Discovery.  Forward Control.  Nova. Historic shite.

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Posted Today, 01:31 PM

Is there *any* oil in the gearbag?


Yet to inspect. Top of the list though, as its a simple one.
If you google Picasso gearbox whine there are a lot of results with lots of causes. Seems common for many reasons.

Deffo top of the list to check.

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Posted Today, 01:31 PM

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Does anyone on here have a tank?

 

Roffle to flatten the Picasso? ... :-D

Nooo

The Preston Wildlife Sanctuary for Unloved Blobby Citroens would give it a home... Here you see two young(ish) blobby Cits about to take their first kiss before a long protracted mating ritual...

 


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#552 ONLINE   Talbot

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Posted Today, 01:56 PM

Bugger... Just realised I might not have paid for this Roffle. Is there a list of payded up people anywhere?
Current fleet:  Mercedes.  Xantia.  Berlingo.  Discovery.  Forward Control.  Nova. Historic shite.

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Posted Today, 02:44 PM

Does anyone on here have a tank?

 

Roffle to flatten the Picasso? ... :-D

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Posted Today, 02:50 PM

That's not a bad thing at all for £4! Driven one of these a couple of times and they car quite acceptably indeed. I'd even give you a fiver for it...
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