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#1 OFFLINE   Bucketeer

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Posted 29 April 2018 - 03:09 PM

As the Prince Of Our Hearts Peter Andre once famously sang
Wo-o-o-o-o-o-oh-oh mysteree roffle
I wanna get close to you

Now you too can get close to a mystery roffle.
I have ended up with a car. I want to not have that car. I want to make a loss on that car.
£4 per ticket for a competently running, stopping and turning vehicle with MOT 'til next year.

For £4 you could buy some eczema cream

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Or a gorgeous coloured Georgette cami which is the perfect choice for your nigh-out wear collection. Wear it with a pair of denim skinny jeans and court shoes to complete your look.

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Or half a cheap Guinea Pig. Maybe.

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OR you could have the chance to win a car.

Ideal for shopping.

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Fits in car parks. Just not this one.

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It could be here (it's not).

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It's easy to park. Just not here.

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It has an inside you can look out of. Just not this one.

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It'll get to any corner of these isles effortlessly. It's got a heart of gold.
Win it. Cherish it. Bridge it. Use it. Bury it. Live in it. Whatever.
Hell, worst comes to the worst, if you win it and don't want it I can bridge it and send you the money. But why would you want to kill a car you heartless bastard,


Anyway, the mystery starts here. Good luck.

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#2 OFFLINE   Bucketeer

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Posted 29 April 2018 - 03:10 PM

FULLY UP TO DATE LIST NOW ON PAGE NINE

 

1  Bucketeer (?)

2 Fat_Pirate

3  clayts450

4  Stanky

5  panhard65

6  spartacus

7  bramz7

8  Stanky

9  Cavcraft

10 Simonsays

11 Fat_Pirate

12 red5

13 The Moog

14 Dick Longbridge

15 The Moog

16 Stanky

17 Simonsays

18 sherpamog

19 sporty-shite

20 Talbot

21 petermcpete

22 dean36014

23 red5

24 83C

25 Talbot

26 spartacus

27 17-Coffees

28 gadgetgricey

29 blakey79

30 Jams

31 barmatt

32 Stanky

33 panhard65

34 Cavcraft

35 SRi05

36 barefoot

37 sporty-shite

38 Phil_lihp

39 The Moog

40 SRi05

41 dollywobbler

42 Simonsays

43 clayts450

44 Cavcraft

45 Cavcraft

46 wilsonwilson

47 beko1987

48 83C

49 Bucketeer(?)

50 njgleeds

51 chodweaver

52 dome

53 Cavcraft

54 barmatt

55Tam

56 njgleeds

57wilsonwilson

58 blakey79

59 dollywobbler



#3 OFFLINE   Simonsays

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Posted 29 April 2018 - 03:22 PM

I'm in.

Three of your finest random numbers please
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#4 OFFLINE   sporty-shite

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Posted 29 April 2018 - 03:24 PM

This is absolutely irresistible. Two randoms please.
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 some potato headed fanny faced shitberg of a cunt in a silver hatchback

 

#5 OFFLINE   bramz7

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Posted 29 April 2018 - 03:26 PM

Yeah definitely. Give me number 7 please
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#6 OFFLINE   Fat_Pirate

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Posted 29 April 2018 - 03:27 PM

2 randoms please.  If it's a diesel I'm bridging the bastard though.


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Posted 29 April 2018 - 03:34 PM

Go on then a ransom please
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#8 OFFLINE   Simonsays

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Posted 29 April 2018 - 03:34 PM

Ummm.... Forgot to ask, where is it located?
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Rover 2200SC UUP473R
Seat Marbella
Nissan Micra K11
Nissan Micra K11
Skoda Felicia 1.3
Skoda Felicia 1.3 Estate
Fiat Stilo
Nissan Almera
Nissan Qashqai
Suzuki Alto (juniors first car)
Ford Streetka
All gone but not forgotten.

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Renault clio (Juniors current car)
Volvo V40

#9 OFFLINE   spartacus

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Posted 29 April 2018 - 03:35 PM

Ace, how can I refuse, 26 and 6 please.
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#10 OFFLINE   blakey79

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Posted 29 April 2018 - 03:36 PM

2 randoms
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#11 OFFLINE   gadgetgricey

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Posted 29 April 2018 - 03:39 PM

#28 if you would please

 

Ummm.... Forgot to ask, where is it located?

 

I think he's near Guildford. GU16 posted on the Saab thread.


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#12 OFFLINE   chodweaver

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Posted 29 April 2018 - 03:41 PM

I'm currently unemployed, with little in the way of prospects, convalescing from an operation which renders me physically useless for at least a month and being supported by my wife and her work as a driving instructor. I have five vehicles, of which two have an MOT but only one is usable. None of them will sell easily or turn a profit if they did.

Of course I'll have a random.
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XM 2.1 SEDTurbo (leaky driveway ornament)

Chrysler Graf Spee Limited 3.3 + LPG (suspected OMGHG, ABS, AC and driver's seat heater failures)

LT Multicruiser (guest bedroom and backup kitchen)

Mk1 MR2 (rumours of its health are lies)

 

(I'm sure I've forgotten at least one...)


#13 OFFLINE   Cavcraft

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Posted 29 April 2018 - 03:42 PM

44, 45, 53 and two randoms, please, sir.


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Posted 29 April 2018 - 03:44 PM

Three for me and two tickets for that bucketeer fella I have heard he likes cars.

(If he doesn't want them then I think he can find an inventive way to pass the luck* on)
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#15 OFFLINE   clayts450

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Posted 29 April 2018 - 03:51 PM

Two randoms please, Alex.

 

Eleventy billion randoms if it's a Rover/MG.


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#16 OFFLINE   Junkman

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Posted 29 April 2018 - 03:57 PM

Can this be whacked on classic insurance?

If not. it's a pass for me.


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Posted 29 April 2018 - 04:06 PM

I’m tempted to pick numbers but I feel this would be against the spirit of mystery surrounding this fine* machine. Therefore two radnoms please!

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#18 OFFLINE   red5

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Posted 29 April 2018 - 04:10 PM

23 and 12 please.

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Posted 29 April 2018 - 04:13 PM

Go on then 2 randoms please I am down to only 4 cars which really isn't enough.


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#20 OFFLINE   yes oui si

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Posted 29 April 2018 - 04:15 PM

Five randoms ????
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Posted 29 April 2018 - 04:16 PM

I'll take 4, 8, 16 and 32 please


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#22 OFFLINE   Bucketeer

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Posted 29 April 2018 - 04:21 PM

I'll update the list shortly.
Yes, I'm in GU16 but can always help with delivery/collection/disposal.
No, it won't go on a classic policy.

Also it has a manual gearbox, but that's all you're getting out of me. Loose ships sink roffles or summat.

Also also, the winner will have the choice of discovering the cars identity immediately after the draw, or to drag out the suspense further in some masochistic fashion or other.
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#23 OFFLINE   dean36014

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Posted 29 April 2018 - 04:23 PM

Go on if there's any left I'll have a single lucky dip please

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#24 OFFLINE   jamiewilson

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Posted 29 April 2018 - 04:27 PM

Presume a lift from the local station is ok? Like I’m going to win and inconvenience myself like that!

One random please

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Posted 29 April 2018 - 04:36 PM

 

 

drag out the suspense further in some masochistic fashion or other.

 

This please


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#26 OFFLINE   Dick Longbridge

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Posted 29 April 2018 - 04:51 PM

Number 14 please. If it’s already gone, randinium alternative would be proper.

#27 ONLINE   SherpaMog

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Posted 29 April 2018 - 04:55 PM

16 and 18 please

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Posted 29 April 2018 - 04:59 PM

I need another car like I need a hole in the head, but it's reasonably close to me, so I kina have to.
If I win this, it'll either get instantly re-roffled, or the Xantia will get instantly roffled.

2 randomz please. Lowish numbers if poss please.
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Posted 29 April 2018 - 05:19 PM

Random me up one time. No, make that two times. Cheers.


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Posted 29 April 2018 - 05:20 PM

One random please!
2001 Gooner2 Ph1 1.9Dci Expression (His)
2008 orl Vauxhalls r Shit Zafira 1.8 SRI 140 (Hers)





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