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#61 OFFLINE   Bucketeer

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Posted 29 April 2018 - 08:29 PM

Could we start wildly speculating as to the identity of the "prize"?


Have at it. I don't think you'll have a plunger suitable to plumb the depths far enough though.
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#62 OFFLINE   Bucketeer

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Posted 29 April 2018 - 08:35 PM

I'll send payment messages out 2moz after I've ammended the list for any forthcoming ticket shuffling.
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Posted 29 April 2018 - 08:46 PM

It's probably for the best that I've been at work all day and have missed this opportunity*.



#64 OFFLINE   yes oui si

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Posted 29 April 2018 - 08:48 PM

I have 27p on it being a blue Hyundai Accent.

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#65 OFFLINE   yes oui si

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Posted 29 April 2018 - 08:49 PM

Just noticed that I asked for five randoms and got none. The universe cries mercy.
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#66 OFFLINE   beko1987

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Posted 29 April 2018 - 08:51 PM

Oooh excite! I won't win anyway, but it's close enough to not cost a fortune if I do win! Insuring it without knowing what it is could be fun though if the winnah goes down that route
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Posted 29 April 2018 - 09:48 PM

Talking to Mrs. T about what this car might possibly be, making plans on the 1/30 chance we end up with it, and she comes out with:

"I dunno why we're guessing. It's probably some crappy old Laguna in a colour that no-one can agree on, with so much "personality" that you have to study under some obscure Chineese master in order to be able to actually get it to move".

I think that sums up most of Autoshite fairly well.

She still wants the ticket though.....
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#68 OFFLINE   ruffgeezer

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Posted 29 April 2018 - 09:56 PM

I'm still up for one if any of the multiple ticket holders are getting cold feet :D


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Posted 29 April 2018 - 10:07 PM

Left my phone at work, was without autoshite for a day and this happens. God why must you punish/ bless (delete as appropriate) me this way?
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Posted 29 April 2018 - 10:11 PM

[i]"I dunno why we're guessing. It's probably some crappy old Laguna in a colour that no-one can agree on,

Oh boy wouldn't that be amazing! I doubt it's that good a prize though
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Posted 29 April 2018 - 10:12 PM

I just tried to explain the concept of the mystery roffle to a normal. He looked me dead in the eye and asked me if I was in cult and how much money I had been giving to strangers on the internet.

Yes.


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Posted 29 April 2018 - 11:45 PM

You could buy literally an car for that!


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Posted 29 April 2018 - 11:49 PM

Is it a Perodua Nippa with a slipping clutch? Or a Gen 1 Kia Sportage 2wd auto?


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Posted 30 April 2018 - 03:56 AM

I'm on the fence. I don't know if to be disappointed or ecstatic!

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Posted 30 April 2018 - 04:31 AM

You could buy literally an car for that!


Yes. But Ive won like three cars. Taps nose.
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Posted 30 April 2018 - 10:57 AM

I'm still up for one if any of the multiple ticket holders are getting cold feet :D

 

You're welcome to two of mine (8 and 32) if you like Ruff? I feel a bit greedy having 4 of them now.

 

I'd like to keep 4 and 16 though.


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Posted 30 April 2018 - 11:01 AM

Can't​ believe I missed this, Sounds like a great way to splash £4. 



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Posted 30 April 2018 - 11:04 AM

You're welcome to two of mine (8 and 32) if you like Ruff? I feel a bit greedy having 4 of them now.
 
I'd like to keep 4 and 16 though.


If MrRuff only wants one I wouldn't mind the other one please H

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Posted 30 April 2018 - 11:26 AM

Which draw are we using for this extravaganza?

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Posted 30 April 2018 - 11:37 AM

If MrRuff only wants one I wouldn't mind the other one please H

 

No problem, would you prefer #8 or #32?


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Posted 30 April 2018 - 11:54 AM

I can offer up one of mine if anyone wants one - pm me up if you want to be part of THE event of the century.

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Posted 30 April 2018 - 01:18 PM

I can offer up one of mine if anyone wants one - pm me up if you want to be part of THE event of the century.

 

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Posted 30 April 2018 - 01:28 PM

Pick a number any number (of mine) then let bucketeer know 
And good/bad luck to you !

 

After much discussion, (one Message) I can have one of The Moogs tickets, I can't cope with the stress of picking one so if you just want to allocate me any one of his numbers I'll take what I'm given. 

 

Thanks 


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Posted 30 April 2018 - 01:57 PM

Any chance of a sneaky shot of the oil leak or mayo sludge? Rust bleb maybe??



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Posted 30 April 2018 - 02:10 PM

Any chance of payment details? We could be on for a weds draw with this interest
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Posted 30 April 2018 - 02:27 PM

Talking to Mrs. T about what this car might possibly be, making plans on the 1/30 chance we end up with it, and she comes out with:

"I dunno why we're guessing. It's probably some crappy old Laguna in a colour that no-one can agree on, with so much "personality" that you have to study under some obscure Chineese master in order to be able to actually get it to move".

I think that sums up most of Autoshite fairly well.

She still wants the ticket though.....

 

Have I been stung by Bucketeer in some sort of covert false flag mission?

 

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Two for one.


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#87 ONLINE   UltraWomble

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Posted 30 April 2018 - 02:56 PM

Left my phone at work, was without autoshite for a day and this happens. God why must you punish/ bless (delete as appropriate) me this way?

Similar thing happend here.

Though part of that was JOYS OF NU MOPED


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Posted 30 April 2018 - 03:32 PM

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Posted 30 April 2018 - 03:32 PM

Quite happy to offer one of mine to anyone desperate enough, your choice of number.
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Posted 30 April 2018 - 03:56 PM

I'd be happy to take one off your hands, any will do. Was off line yesterday.

In the unlikely event I win discussion may take place between us.







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