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#31 ONLINE   njgleeds

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Posted 29 April 2018 - 05:23 PM

In the spirit of all things shite, I’ll take a couple of randoms too.
T4 2.4D
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Dark Flint Beetle Convertible (Mrs njgleeds)

#32 OFFLINE   Jim Bell

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Posted 29 April 2018 - 05:23 PM

2 pls


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#33 OFFLINE   Tam

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Posted 29 April 2018 - 05:25 PM

1 random then. Cheers.

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#34 OFFLINE   SRi05

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Posted 29 April 2018 - 05:28 PM

Two randoms purlease

#35 OFFLINE   Bucketeer

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Posted 29 April 2018 - 05:51 PM

Soz, everyone, I'm trying to keep up with this and cook a roast dinner and drink brandy all at the same time.

I'm updated down to sherpamog, who has one requested number already taken. Want a different one?

 

BTW I hope no-one is expecting some kind of Lotus MonteCarlo or summat, this is a running car with a long MOT that may be classed as surprisingly good or grim or something inbetween.


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#36 OFFLINE   barmatt

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Posted 29 April 2018 - 06:02 PM

2 for me please :D



#37 OFFLINE   17-Coffees

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Posted 29 April 2018 - 06:02 PM

27 and 55 please! :)

Been after somthing new to drive, been a year and a half since I bought a car and the empty space in the drive is needing to be used!

This ticks this box and means I can finally do a collection thread!
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"I did a 1000 round trip to drink & help push cars out of a muddy field, 10/10 would do again!" 

-Summery of Shitefest 2016. 

 

The Fleet:

- 'Minor Project' - 1957 Morris Minor 1000

 

The HMS LexBarge, 2000 Lexus LS400. 

 

'Shed IV', 1995 BMW 316i. (Co-owned with Supernaut)

 

 

Other's not on here:

- 2015 Abarth 595

 

 


#38 OFFLINE   barefoot

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Posted 29 April 2018 - 06:07 PM

Only just scene this, please put me down for a random tick if there's one left please.


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#39 OFFLINE   dome

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Posted 29 April 2018 - 06:08 PM

Colour me intrigued.

1 random please

#40 ONLINE   Fabergé Greggs

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Posted 29 April 2018 - 06:11 PM

Will it go on a classic policy?

#41 ONLINE   phil_lihp

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Posted 29 April 2018 - 06:13 PM

I'll have a random, please. It's been a while and the concept here is slightly terrifying.
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#42 OFFLINE   sporty-shite

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Posted 29 April 2018 - 06:14 PM

16 and 18 please


I think it would be hilarious* if this and my Jag drew on the same night, and you came in on both of them!!
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 some potato headed fanny faced shitberg of a cunt in a silver hatchback

 

#43 OFFLINE   petermcpete

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Posted 29 April 2018 - 06:18 PM

1 random please!

1965 Triumph Herald 1200 Saloon (bought 2016, sold 2017)

1975 Triumph Toledo (bought 2018)

1985 Citroën 2CV "Cecile" (bought 2015)

1986 Porsche 924s (bought 2017)

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#44 OFFLINE   Mike D

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Posted 29 April 2018 - 06:27 PM

38 if it hasn't gone already please, otherwise a random :)



#45 OFFLINE   bub2006

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Posted 29 April 2018 - 06:40 PM

Two ransoms please. You really sold it to me

#46 ONLINE   mitsisigma01

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Posted 29 April 2018 - 06:42 PM

2 random please

#47 OFFLINE   Steve79

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Posted 29 April 2018 - 06:43 PM

One random as well please.

#48 OFFLINE   Brodders

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Posted 29 April 2018 - 07:12 PM

Number 52 please.

I really don't need it, but I feel like I need to be part of the chaos.
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#49 OFFLINE   fatharris

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Posted 29 April 2018 - 07:18 PM

Singular random please, and another random for alexharris, paid for by myself!

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#50 OFFLINE   flat4alfa

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Posted 29 April 2018 - 07:39 PM

Will it lock me in at the Co Op ?


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#51 OFFLINE   SRi05

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Posted 29 April 2018 - 07:40 PM

Could we start wildly speculating as to the identity of the "prize"?

#52 OFFLINE   ruffgeezer

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Posted 29 April 2018 - 07:43 PM

I'll have a random please.


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2002 V70 D5; mega. mega miles. Mega broken.
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#53 OFFLINE   Bucketeer

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Posted 29 April 2018 - 07:54 PM

The list (second post) has been fully updated. All tickets are now sold. You lot are weird.

 

The tickets have gone quickerlier than I had imagined, so the last few requests can't be honoured. Sorry Mike D, bub2006, mitsisigma01, Steve79, Brodders, fatharris and ruffgeezer (you've probably got a lucky escape TBH).


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#54 OFFLINE   Supernaut

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Posted 29 April 2018 - 07:59 PM

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You're all utterly mental.
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#55 OFFLINE   SRi05

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Posted 29 April 2018 - 08:03 PM

I don't mind giving up one of mine to someone on the list wanting a single, let another body join in the fun*

#56 OFFLINE   fatharris

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Posted 29 April 2018 - 08:06 PM

Ah well, probably for the best, MrsH was saying the other day how liberating it was to have the Omega off the driveway and having some space back, filling it straight away wouldn't have gone down well.

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#57 OFFLINE   Bucketeer

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Posted 29 April 2018 - 08:07 PM

I should add that the winner will also recieve cake, in an indetermined amount varying from not much to loads, depending what the girlfriend has left from market.

And if that isn't enough, the keys will be resplendent with a keyring from my collection of treasure the girlfriend has won me on two pence pusher machines during previous seaside collection missions.

 

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#58 OFFLINE   Mike D

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Posted 29 April 2018 - 08:09 PM

I don't mind giving up one of mine to someone on the list wanting a single, let another body join in the fun*

I'm up for that if you don't mind!



#59 OFFLINE   Bucketeer

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Posted 29 April 2018 - 08:10 PM

If any idiot with lots of tickets wants to hand some over to others less unfortunate, crack on. Spread the love. Pass on the disease. Etc.



#60 OFFLINE   SRi05

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Posted 29 April 2018 - 08:10 PM

I'm up for that if you don't mind!


Sold!
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