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#361 ONLINE   rantingYoof

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Posted 16 May 2018 - 08:31 PM

I want the WHOLE TRANSCRIPT of when you tell MrsWilson, preferably in an appropriately grim department store as you are partaking in food.


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Posted 16 May 2018 - 08:44 PM

I think WilsonWilson ought to post close up pics of bits of it till one of us guesses what it is..

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Posted 16 May 2018 - 08:52 PM

Alex should send a board wide PM to everyone bar W2 so we all know what it is and can provide encouragement on his adventure!


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Posted 16 May 2018 - 09:09 PM

Brilliant, well done 2(Wilson). 

 

All roffle results from now on to include live video reaction BY LAW.


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#365 OFFLINE   Jim Bell

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Posted 16 May 2018 - 09:11 PM

I think WilsonWilson ought to post close up pics of bits of it till one of us guesses what it is..


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Posted 16 May 2018 - 09:16 PM

Then you're in THE WRONG PLACE!! 


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Posted 16 May 2018 - 09:34 PM

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Posted 16 May 2018 - 09:36 PM

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Posted 16 May 2018 - 09:41 PM

I will get the Mrs to pay later on ,but will pay, fucking PayPal password wankshit

 

I'd change that password now you've told everyone what it is....


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Posted 17 May 2018 - 04:12 AM

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Posted 17 May 2018 - 04:14 AM

You must have wanted this bad!

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Posted 17 May 2018 - 06:46 AM

I'm still scared and excited and I didn't even enter the roffle. Phew!


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Posted 17 May 2018 - 07:12 AM

Long way n a train for mystery

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Posted 17 May 2018 - 07:38 AM

I'd actually forgotten about this and was nervously scrolling through the posts there, RELIEF

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Posted 17 May 2018 - 08:43 AM

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Posted 17 May 2018 - 08:56 AM


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Posted 17 May 2018 - 02:12 PM

Best £4 I ever sent a random internet stranger. Could’ve done with a towbar car mind.

 

Knowing Wilson² monthly re-roffle frequency, you still could, come week Friday.   8)

 

 

 

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#378 OFFLINE   jamiewilson

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Posted 17 May 2018 - 02:25 PM

Knowing Wilson² monthly re-roffle frequency, you still could, come week Friday. 8)



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Actually not sure what number I had just so I can ask for a different one then I can curse bad luck when the old one comes up.

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Posted 17 May 2018 - 03:51 PM

When do we find out about part #2 of the prize? (not WW's bowel movements)

 

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Posted 17 May 2018 - 04:04 PM

I dont even know what the car is yet, but I know that I dont need and cant move/store two, so its cash alternative for me.

Wonder where Bucketeers got to now. I hope hes not planting dna evidence in it.
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#381 OFFLINE   Isaac Hunt

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Posted 17 May 2018 - 06:14 PM

It could be in a Multi Storey Car Park at a train station or something for ease of collection

To get it out you need to pay one of those 'loorst my ticket fee'........

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Posted 17 May 2018 - 06:28 PM

It's been so long since I entered this I've forgotten my PP password.
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Good luck with the collection
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Posted 17 May 2018 - 06:29 PM

Lets look at the clues 

  • One car has a tow bar
  • The second is already hooked up ready to be towed probably behind the first car 
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So .... 

 

He is launching BBBB into the Uk - 

 

For only 10 lev - Bucketeers Bulgarian Brandy Buses - will whisk you to the destination* in the comfort** of an extended articulated bus***. 

 

Such a cunning plan has scared Megabus, who in turn have put the frighteners on him.

 

Hence selling up quick via a cunningly disguised roffle. The money offer was all that was left in petty cash. 

 

 

 

 

*the destination may differ from BBBB destination. We promise to drop you to the nearest 100 miles 

** comfort is subjective, our subject was Trev who normally sleeps in a bush

*** bus maybe a futuristic low emissions bus that looks kind of car shaped - towing another car. 


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Posted 17 May 2018 - 06:36 PM

Paided , top roffling

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Posted 18 May 2018 - 05:58 AM

I want the WHOLE TRANSCRIPT of when you tell MrsWilson, preferably in an appropriately grim department store as you are partaking in food.

[/Fast Show] Won a car again in a roffle. Which was nice.


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Posted 18 May 2018 - 04:24 PM

Just realised haven't paid, incoming, sorry.

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Posted 18 May 2018 - 07:06 PM

Our infortunate winner has eschewed the chance to win carX2 and has opted for the bonus cashback question prize chance thing instead.

He has already won the car. That's his to keep. It's in his back pocket. Nobody can take that away from him.

20% of the raffle takings (£47.20) will also be WilsonWilsons if he answers the following question correctly. Lovely warm floppy cash stuffed in the mystery car glovebox alongside the dead mouse.

 

Which of the following four keyrings won for me by the girlfriend on seaside two pence pusher machines has been attached to the mystery keys?

 

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I have posted the answer on the moderators notice board so there can be no cheating from me. I know the other mods are a motley crew of cads and bounders but there's just about enough scruples there to make one indespondent adjuncticator between them.

No time limit for WilsonWilson to answer the question.

Mull it over, phone a friend, ask Buddha, guess, whatever.


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#388 OFFLINE   hairnet

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Posted 18 May 2018 - 07:18 PM

dont care but can i have the sheep one please



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Posted 18 May 2018 - 07:30 PM

dont care but can i have the sheep one please


Yes, it's £47.20
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Posted 18 May 2018 - 07:41 PM

If its not the googly eyed crocodile then I will watch a whole episode of Mrs Browns Boys, sober and alone.

 

Thats how sure I am.


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