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Jaguar XJ6 Sport 3.2, raffle again. £10/ticket, Gone north of the border

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#91 OFFLINE   Simonsays

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Posted 02 May 2018 - 06:14 PM

I've just been caught googling what time the lottery draw is.

Once again my wife is very disappointed with me.

It'll be interesting if i win and roll up in a Jag. I let her think this one was for a K11 Micra..
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#92 OFFLINE   jamiewilson

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Posted 02 May 2018 - 06:15 PM

If I win I will give her to my dad. He’s always wanted one and had an x-type that was a disappointment to him. Now he languishes in the misery that is a quishkumquat?

#93 OFFLINE   flat4alfa

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Posted 02 May 2018 - 06:29 PM

I've got the trotts

Leyland Princess 2, Alfa 33 Mk1 with cloverleafs of gold, Rover R8 T-series, Alfa 156 Wagon, , funny face Multipla, 80s Honda Aerodeck 
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#94 OFFLINE   Isaac Hunt

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Posted 02 May 2018 - 06:31 PM

Im nursing a semi


Bloody Hell, Jezza Calarkshun on here, if he wins it, I hope you've got a big Rib Eye.

I'm excited and I unfortunately managed to maintain restraint and avoid potentially creating myself more of a car problem than I've already got.

Good luck Caps and Chapesses
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#95 ONLINE   SherpaMog

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Posted 02 May 2018 - 06:50 PM

Paided!!

#96 OFFLINE   Cavcraft

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Posted 02 May 2018 - 07:32 PM

41,Tickman?


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#97 OFFLINE   hairnet

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Posted 02 May 2018 - 07:36 PM

when you arrive in bolton be prepared for bullet proof vest 9mm etc :D



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Posted 02 May 2018 - 07:39 PM

Aaahhh bollocks well done tickman

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Posted 02 May 2018 - 07:49 PM

Congratulations Tickman! Lets do this again soon!!



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Posted 02 May 2018 - 07:53 PM

Thank fuck. Well done that man.

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Posted 02 May 2018 - 07:54 PM

You lucky bastard! Well played

#102 OFFLINE   Tickman

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Posted 02 May 2018 - 07:58 PM

Outstanding, is it comfy to sleep in?
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#103 OFFLINE   Cavcraft

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Posted 02 May 2018 - 08:10 PM

Congrat's chief, that's a fantastic lottery 'prize' well won.


"As for actually admitting to liking Corsas on a public forum: you're a bollock-brained, biscuit-eating, faux-northern, bastardy, bollocky, wank-brain"

#104 OFFLINE   Split_Pin

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Posted 02 May 2018 - 08:13 PM

YAAASSS!
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#105 OFFLINE   yes oui si

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Posted 02 May 2018 - 08:52 PM

Where is it heading to? Hopefully a bit further north so I can grab it in a few months :P

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Posted 02 May 2018 - 09:11 PM

Where is it heading to? Hopefully a bit further north so I can grab it in a few months :P


Aye, a bit further north, alright! Dundee (or possibly his storage in Forfar)!

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Posted 02 May 2018 - 09:16 PM

Ah well, about the same :')

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#108 OFFLINE   jamiewilson

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Posted 02 May 2018 - 09:18 PM

Ohh lovely I’ll be able to fit the replacement camper on the drive still. Roffle at £5?

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Posted 02 May 2018 - 09:22 PM

Well done!

 

I managed to catch a picture of said Jag owner this very evening as he was dragging my new purchase round Dundee

 

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That's what a winner looks like right there!


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Posted 02 May 2018 - 09:29 PM

Well done!

 

I managed to catch a picture of said Jag owner this very evening as he was dragging my new purchase round Dundee

 

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That's what a winner looks like right there!

 

What a fantastic* picture! At least I look happy to be lying on the floor dealing with your car ;)


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Posted 02 May 2018 - 10:22 PM

Right that's it with me and roffles - oh hang on , isn't there an mg somewhere
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Posted 02 May 2018 - 10:46 PM

Thist deserves acollection thread

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Posted 03 May 2018 - 12:14 PM

I am truly devastated to not win this

 

But congrats to the winner, may your ownership be fraught with problems and it re-roffled very soon.


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Posted 03 May 2018 - 03:58 PM

That's going to be a flipping hoot going round Knockhill :)
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#115 OFFLINE   Isaac Hunt

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Posted 03 May 2018 - 09:17 PM

That's going to be a flipping hoot going round Knockhill :)


That's a way to 'Shag a Jag' for sure. We gotta hope that Bolton to Dundee results in a lack of gelling. Re-ruffle at £8 a pop to get a wiinnar on the south coast followed by an epic collection Fred.

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Posted 05 May 2018 - 02:04 PM

Plans have been made for this to go north of the border next week. A halfway point has been agreed which will see a 172 emigrating.

Can't wait.
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 some potato headed fanny faced shitberg of a cunt in a silver hatchback

 

#117 OFFLINE   Isaac Hunt

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Posted 19 May 2018 - 08:37 AM

Farkmee, for a monty rowful that created much interest, twice, it sure has gone mighty quiet.

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Posted 19 May 2018 - 11:23 AM

I'm confused. Is this back up for roffle? If so, I'd like to buy a couple of tickets please!


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Posted 19 May 2018 - 11:30 AM

I'm confused. Is this back up for roffle? If so, I'd like to buy a couple of tickets please!


It was won a couple of weeks ago by Tickman. He's currently loving it, although I'm sure it will reappear soon.
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 some potato headed fanny faced shitberg of a cunt in a silver hatchback

 

#120 OFFLINE   Tickman

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Posted 19 May 2018 - 04:05 PM

I'm confused. Is this back up for roffle? If so, I'd like to buy a couple of tickets please!

 

Not up again and for the moment not planned to be either. Details are in My Stuff thread which is here:

 

http://autoshite.com...-nay/?p=1499039

 

It is currently on the naughty step with the exhaust not being in one piece and having a sound that can only be described as deafening!


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