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Jaguar XJ6 Sport 3.2, raffle again. £10/ticket, Gone north of the border

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#1 OFFLINE   sporty-shite

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Posted 29 April 2018 - 02:48 PM

​Original roffle thread is here: http://autoshite.com...-tonight/page-1

As you all know, I won this barge a couple of weeks ago, after having a cheeky punt. I fancied scratching the Jag itch, but not enough to buy one with my own money!! Luckily for me, I won, and eventually collected it. 200+ miles home came and went in utter comfort, absorbing potholes after pothole as if they weren't there. However, it's just not me. Maybe I'm just too used to smallish coupes with harsh suspension. Maybe there's still a boy racer trapped inside that wants another hot hatch. I don't know, but I just can't gel with it.

So.... Rather than off it to some wannabe millionaire on gumtree, I really think it deserved to stay in the fold. After having a bit of positive feedback for the idea on the original thread, I've decided to raffle it on at £10 per ticket.

I've taken some more pics, which are probably poorer quality than those originally posted, but they're here. Car is MOT's till August, showing 117000 miles. Drives lovely, minor knock from rear end. Bit of lacquer peel. Would also like to keep fancy stereo, but will re-fit original Jag one.

Tickets £10 each, usual rules apply. Collection from Westhoughton, near Bolton. Nearest station Daisy Hill, although can collect from airport/rail/bus etc. Also may be able to help out with shitely type part ex/collection/deliveries, if time and shifts allow.
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#2 OFFLINE   Sloth in a bowl

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Posted 29 April 2018 - 02:53 PM

Numbers 6 and 45 please

Future Shite - 2014 Skoda Octavia VRS

Past Shite - 1974 Datsun 260Z

Current Shite - 2003 Megane Coupe

To be fixed Shite - 1981 Suzuki SC100

 

Previously owned shite

84 Fiat Uno - Rusty

94 Renault Laguna Mk1 - Breaky

02 Volvo V40 - Steady

99 The Scotoshite Kia/Volvo Pride - Funny

00 Ford Puma - Giggly

 


#3 ONLINE   Cheezey

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Posted 29 April 2018 - 02:54 PM

Number 24 for me please

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Posted 29 April 2018 - 02:55 PM

Interest added from previous thread.

Also, to make it interesting*, I'm going to reserve number 7, which will be given free to the entrant who submits the most amusing note on their payment.

1 BavarianRetro
2 Broadsword
3 mjrose78
4 fatharris
5 SRi05
6 Sloth in a Bowl
7 Flat4Alfa (really should have kept going past Bickershaw)
8 J-T
9 59Impala
10 flat4alfa
11 alcyonecorporation
12 Bramz7
13 aldo35
14 pilningas
15 skattrd
16 SherpaMog
17 Fat_pirate
18 SherpaMog
19 CortinaDave
20 Stephen01
21 Keith 777
22 Rave
23 alcyonecorporation
24 Cheezey
25 Cavcraft
26 aldo35
27 Matts_Rusty_Bus
28 gadgetgricey
29 Keith777
30 The Moog
31 Bucketeer
32 Broadsword
33 flat4alfa
34 Yes Oui Si
35 Dean36014
36 Danterzza
37 83C
38 skattrd
39 Captain Furious
40 Blakey79
41 Tickman
42 83C
43 njgleeds
44 Cavcraft
45 Sloth in a Bowl
46 J-T
47 gadgetgricey
48 Simonsays
49 fatharris
50 JamieWilson
51 Keith777
52 Jazoli
53 Yes Oui Si
54 Matts_Rusty_Bus
55 Jams
56 Coprolalia
57 59Impala
58 Keith 777
59 BavarianRetro


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#5 OFFLINE   sporty-shite

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Posted 29 April 2018 - 02:56 PM

Numbers 6 and 45 please

 

I'd randomised you number 6 before you posted this!!!! Maybe it's a lucky sign!!!!


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#6 ONLINE   SRi05

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Posted 29 April 2018 - 03:01 PM

Number 5 please

#7 OFFLINE   Simonsays

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Posted 29 April 2018 - 03:24 PM

An random please
Mk1 Ford Escort WFR921K
Rover 2200SC UUP473R
Seat Marbella
Nissan Micra K11
Nissan Micra K11
Skoda Felicia 1.3
Skoda Felicia 1.3 Estate
Fiat Stilo
Nissan Almera
Nissan Qashqai
Suzuki Alto (juniors first car)
Ford Streetka
All gone but not forgotten.

Nissan Note Cdi (commuting trolley)
Renault clio (Juniors current car)
Volvo V40

#8 ONLINE   bramz7

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Posted 29 April 2018 - 03:28 PM

I have a self imposed buying ban so rofls are fine.

One random please.
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1991 Citroen XM Prestige

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1999 BMW 323i Auto For sale

2001 Alfa Romeo 156 2.5 V6 Mehmobile

 

 

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#9 OFFLINE   gadgetgricey

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Posted 29 April 2018 - 03:34 PM

#28 & #47 if you would please


Current fleet

 

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#10 OFFLINE   blakey79

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Posted 29 April 2018 - 03:35 PM

One random please

#11 OFFLINE   Jams

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Posted 29 April 2018 - 03:35 PM

One for me also please

#12 OFFLINE   Cavcraft

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Posted 29 April 2018 - 03:41 PM

25 and 44, please.


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#13 ONLINE   The Moog

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Posted 29 April 2018 - 03:45 PM

One for me please?
1999 - 406 2.0 hdi 90
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Posted 29 April 2018 - 03:45 PM

One random for me please.

#15 OFFLINE   jamiewilson

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Posted 29 April 2018 - 04:29 PM

One random please, If I win has anyone got a spare John Prescott mask going cheap?

#16 OFFLINE   Matts_Rusty_Bus

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Posted 29 April 2018 - 04:40 PM

2 randoms for me please

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#17 OFFLINE   BavarianRetro

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Posted 29 April 2018 - 04:43 PM

1 and 59 please.

#18 OFFLINE   SherpaMog

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Posted 29 April 2018 - 04:46 PM

16 and 18 please

#19 OFFLINE   95 quid Peugeot

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Posted 29 April 2018 - 04:51 PM

Go on admit it. You'd like my nice Celica that's top of the for sale section

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The Peugeot 406 of much cheapness. 190k miles  Deceased, twatted into Central Reservation of A1 Southbound, RIP 10/12/16...Relaced with 406 estate.

The Gaylander TD4 of much gayness. 172k miles 180k miles Sold to nice Romanian man to take to Eastern Europe. Replaced with another. 

The BMW Z4 in the delightful bell end purple colour.      :angry-smiley-007:

The Rover 75 of much comfyness 126k miles, new purchase, very Count Arthur Strong Sold 11.6/17 (Trilby moved to Sterling post sale)

The Clitroen ZX of much gifferness reliably earning me .45p/mile work use  sold .roffled. and bought back from winner...........  95 quid mansions pool car.

The Team Sven Mobiles V70 and XC70  why oh why ?

 

NICE SHITE (Now much reduced in Number)

Saab 96

Renault Dauphine

BMW Z4  Ordered by Mrs 95 Quid to move her car into this section. :-D and its still bell end purple.

 


#20 OFFLINE   sporty-shite

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Posted 29 April 2018 - 05:08 PM

All numbers allocated up to now. Please check I haven't missed anyone.

 

This is filling up nicely, especially considering it's up against the mystery roffle of Bucketeer.

 

Go on admit it. You'd like my nice Celica that's top of the for sale section

 

50bhp deficit m9!!!! Otherwise, certainly would.


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#21 OFFLINE   Captain Furious

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Posted 29 April 2018 - 05:46 PM

I'll have 1 random please

#22 OFFLINE   Broadsword

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Posted 29 April 2018 - 05:47 PM

Fantastic, tickets will be sold out in no time at all and we can get this show on the road! Just as excited as last time!! This week I drove an XJR of the same vintage as this. The chassis is basically the same the sport I guess and looks basically the same. If that is not enough incentive to partake, I don’t know what was. Seriously X300 XJR is the most enjoyable drive I have ever had (even if it was quite broken).
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Posted 29 April 2018 - 06:06 PM

1x randumb


Shite formerly owned: Primera renault 11, peugeot 405, renault 19, renault laguna x3, all more shite than the previous one), kia clarus, mondeo, jeep cheroshite.

 

Shite at present: New Autoshite Gold -  A 64plate DACIA DUSTER ACCESS: to quote a widespread takeaway - i'm lovin' it....

 

Shite taxi'd: 406, fried montego, vectra, fiat-house-on-wheels.

 

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#24 OFFLINE   skattrd

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Posted 29 April 2018 - 06:21 PM

Can you put me down for a couple of randoms please.

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Posted 29 April 2018 - 07:33 PM

Two (2) Randomisers Please


Alfa 33 Mk1 with cloverleafs of gold, Rover R8 T-series, Alfa 156 Wagon, Citroen C5 Wagon, funny face Multipla, 80s Honda Aerodeck 
BMW E39 SEBMW E46 TourerRover 75 CDTiVauxhall FB VX4/90, Daimler XJ40AvantimeX1/9Alfa 146 boxer, Acclaim, XM veg, Maxi, Alfa 6, Alfa 33 QV, Alfa 155, TreviBeta SaloonsLandcrab, P6BRover R8 dervs, FuegoAlfasuds128, 131 and everything else


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Posted 29 April 2018 - 07:34 PM

Two more randoms please sporty, I'm feeling lucky !!
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Posted 29 April 2018 - 07:57 PM

1 ticket please :)


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#28 OFFLINE   Fat_Pirate

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Posted 29 April 2018 - 07:57 PM

Er... I'll take a random.  


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Posted 29 April 2018 - 08:22 PM

Random please!

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Posted 29 April 2018 - 08:28 PM

Random please

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2004 '53' Skoda Octavia 1.8T - daily

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