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#132511 OFFLINE   flat4alfa

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Posted Yesterday, 04:25 PM

Nice colour, cheap XJ40 ending in 3 hours

 

She does need have some faults

 

MOT to end of September

 

Bring a battery

 

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https://www.ebay.co....40/183359459222


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#132512 OFFLINE   Cavcraft

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Posted Yesterday, 04:34 PM

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https://www.ebay.co....DIAAOSw~uJbPerp


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"As for actually admitting to liking Corsas on a public forum: you're a bollock-brained, biscuit-eating, faux-northern, bastardy, bollocky, wank-brain"

#132513 ONLINE   Shonky

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Posted Yesterday, 04:35 PM

At top of the page

My bad. Having mine reposted irks me too, I should know better  :-P  


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'05 Corsa 1.2 SXi in Black Sapphire


#132514 OFFLINE   Cavcraft

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Posted Yesterday, 04:40 PM

Let's have a look, then:

 

4 shit doors

 

2 shit headlights

 

2 shit bumpers

 

2 shit side skirts

 

2 shit rusty wings

 

Knackered roof top spoiler

 

Rear bumper.

 

All in a colour that will suit exactly nobody else's car, all for a car with finite number remaining.

 

£350. THREE HUNDRED AND FIFTY QUID.

 

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https://www.ebay.co....oUAAOSw39VbbzT8


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"As for actually admitting to liking Corsas on a public forum: you're a bollock-brained, biscuit-eating, faux-northern, bastardy, bollocky, wank-brain"

#132515 OFFLINE   Cavcraft

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Posted Yesterday, 04:45 PM

Proton Jumblefuck, potentially quite cheap

 

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https://www.ebay.co....3MAAOSw0EZbcaao


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"As for actually admitting to liking Corsas on a public forum: you're a bollock-brained, biscuit-eating, faux-northern, bastardy, bollocky, wank-brain"

#132516 OFFLINE   flat4alfa

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Posted Yesterday, 04:48 PM

Want to be

 

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Want to do

 

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Want to also do

 

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Fulfill the lot with

 

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https://www.ebay.co....ch/183373142880


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#132517 OFFLINE   Cavcraft

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Posted Yesterday, 04:59 PM

I'm sure this did the rounds on eBay numerous times previously. Looks ace to be fair.

 

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https://www.gumtree....sale/1309991424

 

'Bach change timing belt have all received been looking after' 

 

 

Wonder if he fancies Chopin it against a new one?


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#132518 OFFLINE   flat4alfa

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Posted Yesterday, 05:05 PM

Hi everyone, welcome to my yard sale!

 

If any take your fancy let me know

 

Battle

 

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#132519 OFFLINE   srad34

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Posted Yesterday, 05:07 PM

 

Verdict - Wannabee drug dealer and getting rid because his wife is fed up of being asked for cocaine whilst shopping at Aldi....


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Living the rusty dream........

 

 

 


#132520 OFFLINE   flat4alfa

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Posted Yesterday, 05:09 PM

1972 Morris Marina 1.8 SDL Coupe

 

It drives faultlessly

 

£2,650

 

Leicester

 

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https://www.ebay.co....pe/163200220125


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#132521 OFFLINE   flat4alfa

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Posted Yesterday, 05:12 PM

A second yellow Ant in as many days

 

£1,999 offers
 

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https://www.ebay.co....re/163200184304


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#132522 OFFLINE   flat4alfa

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Posted Yesterday, 05:18 PM

6.2 Flat 6

 

A what?

 

 

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Oh I see.

 

 

The vehicle is free to Tax, and doesn't require an MOT

 

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Year: 1989

 

 

https://www.ebay.co....to/392096847033

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#132523 OFFLINE   flat4alfa

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Posted Yesterday, 05:27 PM

runs great if you ignore the fact that the gearbox sounds like it's full of rocks

 

I work in the luxurious kingdom of Fife

 

£350

 

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https://www.gumtree....ereo/1309686235


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#132524 OFFLINE   flat4alfa

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Posted Yesterday, 05:29 PM

CAT FUCKLIFT
OLD CATREPILER FUCK LIFT FOR SALE

 

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https://www.gumtree....lift/1309508802


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#132525 OFFLINE   flat4alfa

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Posted Yesterday, 05:32 PM

Back wondow tits

 

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https://www.gumtree....2005/1308162583


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#132526 OFFLINE   flat4alfa

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Posted Yesterday, 05:35 PM

An if oniebody gees ye onie pash, just gee masell or our Vicky a shout an we'll deal wi it ok, right oaff ye go son. 
Aw an Billy, mind check tha bogs an aw. Check the backs of the doors as weil an if ye see ony hing, like berts a wank or Eddie n Bert wis here, tongs ya bass or onie drawins or that... 
Drawins Sire??? Yeah, like cock drawn on the bog door or that, onie hing atall jist scrub it aff ok, we dae want onie clue thar Abert wis within pissin distance o this gaff got it! 

 

(etc)

 

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https://www.gumtree....1861/1308799863


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Posted Yesterday, 05:36 PM

https://i1.wp.com/craphound.com/images/g...

https://i.ebayimg.com/images/g/tDIAAOSw~...

https://www.ebay.co....DIAAOSw~uJbPerp

If i had a lottery win this week of over 3 million quid i think i would buy that just for a fucking laugh.

#132528 OFFLINE   New POD

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Posted Yesterday, 05:39 PM

https://i.ebayimg.com/00/s/NjQwWDQ4MA==/...
https://www.gumtree....lift/1309508802


I notice 2 things abbot this advert. one is that it is in cheadle where jcb have 2 factories making big fuck off stuff. in yellow and two they forgot that Fucked Lift Truck is spelt as I've just typed it with the ed.

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Posted Yesterday, 05:40 PM

If i had a lottery win this week of over 3 million quid i think i would buy that, drive to an old quarry, set it on fire and push it over the edge just for a fucking laugh.


FTFY.

I would suggest taking it to the oval, but that wouldn't be very sportsmanlike. You'd have an unfair advantage after the sheer goppingness of it blinded all the other drivers by the end of the first lap.

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Posted Yesterday, 05:48 PM

FTFY.

I would suggest taking it to the oval, but that wouldn't be very sportsmanlike. You'd have an unfair advantage after the sheer goppingness of it blinded all the other drivers by the end of the first lap.


No you see i Live in Formby, where the posh end of town (Freshfield) is home to millionaires, footballers, ex footballers, millionaire ex footballers and the like.

I would use it to drove to Waitrose and park in 3 parent and child spaces sideways. Whilst buying my Waitrose essential olives and getting confused with the self scan machine before picking up my free coffee and driving to Birkdale for s quick game of pitch and put.
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#132531 OFFLINE   lesapandre

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Posted Yesterday, 06:05 PM

No that is Flat 6 Blackbushe Airport. The GMC is a V8 diesel. I suppose it does not need a MoT if you keep it on an airfield. 



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Posted Yesterday, 06:10 PM

Its also 4WD if you fancy it. Not exempt from London Low Emission Zone



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Posted Yesterday, 06:13 PM

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https://www.ebay.co....-0AAOSwdIFbIORK

 

'I see them fetching silly money so a good offer (Ebay rules) will be considered' 


"As for actually admitting to liking Corsas on a public forum: you're a bollock-brained, biscuit-eating, faux-northern, bastardy, bollocky, wank-brain"

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Posted Yesterday, 06:25 PM

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https://www.ebay.co....wwAAOSw~K5bahCC


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Posted Yesterday, 07:47 PM

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Unknown engine.  I bet it's not unknown on here.



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Posted Yesterday, 09:10 PM

A couple of nice* looking things local to me at the moment

 

Apparently rather rare Mazda 

 

https://www.ebay.co....VUAAOSwEMpba0YC

 

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& an onion with no MoT and dodgy looking rear arch (last pic)

 

https://www.ebay.co....XIAAOSwl39bcAwE

 

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Posted Yesterday, 09:29 PM

https://www.ebay.co....ooAAOSwI5FbcKCr

 

£12.5k, for a metro?

 

in its defense, it is an MG Turbo, and its mint.

 

i would.

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told you it is mint. like brand new (better than new?) mint....

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and the cans have been re-gassed. Marvin really badly wants his doing, but the black mini keeps swallowing all my money!!


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Posted Yesterday, 09:41 PM

https://www.ebay.co....igAAOSwdzlbbyM8

 

another mg metro, this one is £17k.

 

£17k????? are they sniffin' glue or taking intrevenous drugs?

 

well when it looks like this

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it is more a 4R2, been a T16 turbo driving the back wheels only, but who cares!

 

a real 6R4 is worth, now, what £250,000 (if not more) then this one making most of the right noises isn't so rediculous.

 

i would......


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