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#130591 OFFLINE   dozeydustman

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Posted 12 July 2018 - 08:29 PM

I've never seen a 504 with round headlamps. Must be real povo spec one.

 

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https://www.leboncoi.../1459804569.htm


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Dream shite.

Talbot Sunbeam 1.6 - Shove-it - Viva HC - Samba - Triumph Dolly - Triumph 2000 - Avenger - Pug 205 with a suitcase engine - AEC Mammoth Major - Hillman Hunter - Allegro - another Simca would be nice as well - any 80's Peugeot - Routemaster


#130592 OFFLINE   Cavcraft

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Posted 12 July 2018 - 08:46 PM

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LOL @ this shit, the reporters said
Loved you to death after the pallet bed
Between the Orange duvet (shitty) and low roof
to twat your head

 

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He's warmed your bollocks with his magic tricks
Glasses, bottles, catheters, kettle and bits
John Player Special
it's just shit shit shit

 

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Exhibit G from the mattress, firm
His bride long gone, gave him a U-turn
rather give herself 
some Chinese burns

 

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You see, she'd had a skinful and she couldn't stop
Like a hippie in a Laura Ashley shop
And all the Pineapple twerkers, the Dubbers and fashion cops
Somehow
Couldn't love you back to life again now

 

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A black eye for a the driver
A chipped tooth for a chipped tooth
A fraction of a dub life
Some hessian and some home truths
It;s shit and that's the whole truth
Nothing like a camper, youth
It's shit and that's the whole truth

 

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And it's goodbye Ruby Tuesday
Don't come home you silly cow

we've fucked this up and the yard are waiting
And  EMR says they'd like to show you how
To turn you into washing machines now

 

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https://www.ebay.co....UsAAOSwatRbR6b9


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#130593 OFFLINE   dozeydustman

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Posted 12 July 2018 - 08:49 PM

Egg Vehicle Imports to the beige courtesy phone please.

 

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https://www.leboncoi...1461737196.htm/


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Dream shite.

Talbot Sunbeam 1.6 - Shove-it - Viva HC - Samba - Triumph Dolly - Triumph 2000 - Avenger - Pug 205 with a suitcase engine - AEC Mammoth Major - Hillman Hunter - Allegro - another Simca would be nice as well - any 80's Peugeot - Routemaster


#130594 ONLINE   egg

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Posted 12 July 2018 - 08:51 PM

Seized engine!

 

I'm delivering a car to Cornwall next week anyway, wrong direction ;-)


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#130595 OFFLINE   dozeydustman

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Posted 12 July 2018 - 08:52 PM

Oooofff!

 

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https://www.leboncoi...1460736602.htm/

 

 


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Dream shite.

Talbot Sunbeam 1.6 - Shove-it - Viva HC - Samba - Triumph Dolly - Triumph 2000 - Avenger - Pug 205 with a suitcase engine - AEC Mammoth Major - Hillman Hunter - Allegro - another Simca would be nice as well - any 80's Peugeot - Routemaster


#130596 OFFLINE   dozeydustman

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Posted 12 July 2018 - 08:56 PM

Yum.

 

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https://www.leboncoi...1461684078.htm/


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Dream shite.

Talbot Sunbeam 1.6 - Shove-it - Viva HC - Samba - Triumph Dolly - Triumph 2000 - Avenger - Pug 205 with a suitcase engine - AEC Mammoth Major - Hillman Hunter - Allegro - another Simca would be nice as well - any 80's Peugeot - Routemaster


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Posted 12 July 2018 - 08:57 PM

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https://www.otomoto....y-ID6ACso5.html


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#130598 OFFLINE   dozeydustman

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Posted 12 July 2018 - 08:58 PM

More suitcase powered goodness.

 

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https://www.leboncoi...1451605963.htm/


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Dream shite.

Talbot Sunbeam 1.6 - Shove-it - Viva HC - Samba - Triumph Dolly - Triumph 2000 - Avenger - Pug 205 with a suitcase engine - AEC Mammoth Major - Hillman Hunter - Allegro - another Simca would be nice as well - any 80's Peugeot - Routemaster


#130599 OFFLINE   dozeydustman

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Posted 12 July 2018 - 09:01 PM

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https://www.leboncoi...1416446893.htm/


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Dream shite.

Talbot Sunbeam 1.6 - Shove-it - Viva HC - Samba - Triumph Dolly - Triumph 2000 - Avenger - Pug 205 with a suitcase engine - AEC Mammoth Major - Hillman Hunter - Allegro - another Simca would be nice as well - any 80's Peugeot - Routemaster


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Posted 12 July 2018 - 09:02 PM

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https://www.otomoto....t-ID6AEyfx.html


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Posted 12 July 2018 - 09:05 PM

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https://www.otomoto....t-ID6Aderk.html


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Posted 12 July 2018 - 09:17 PM

As JM would say... 'DO NOT PAINT'. I think that dangly mirror Sierra estate is HAWT too


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Posted 12 July 2018 - 09:21 PM

I feel I must bring to your attention this absolute STUNNER of a Seat 131 with factory-fitted Perkins 4108 'borderline dangerously slow' diesel engine

 

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https://www.milanunc...1-271246877.htm

 

All up and running but with no MOT. 800 euros!!!!!! WHAT A HONEY!!!!


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Posted 12 July 2018 - 09:26 PM

The only way to outshite that is with a Malta spec diesel Marina


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Posted 12 July 2018 - 09:29 PM

Avert your eyes folks, this is a monfuckingstrocity

 

https://www.ebay.co....5.c100005.m1851

 

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#130606 OFFLINE   lesapandre

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Posted 12 July 2018 - 09:46 PM

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#130607 OFFLINE   Felly Magic

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Posted 12 July 2018 - 09:47 PM

PAL with no PLAH!

 

https://www.ebay.co....5.c100009.m1982

 

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#130608 OFFLINE   lesapandre

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#130609 OFFLINE   Mr_Bo11ox

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Posted 12 July 2018 - 09:56 PM

Be like me but with a turbo, and possible slightly uglier due to your extremely inelegant side door!!! Looks a bit less rotten than mine mind you.

 

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https://www.ebay.co....ng/253735591374

 

I need one of those big Renault lozenges if anyone knows where I can get one


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"Full luxury cream leather with walnut fascists"

"Car shows are full of mentals talking tosh"

"I had no doubt it would pass, but unbelievably, to mine and the MoT tester's amazement, it passed"


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Posted 12 July 2018 - 09:57 PM

Beige bASe 7 seater Montego winnerwagon

 

https://www.ebay.co...._from=R40&rt=ncs-l1600.jpg


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Posted 12 July 2018 - 10:06 PM

Correctly geared Rover 600 https://www.ebay.co....5.c100005.m1851

 

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Posted 13 July 2018 - 05:54 AM

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Posted 13 July 2018 - 05:59 AM

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Posted 13 July 2018 - 06:13 AM

^^^^ WTF. !!!
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Posted 13 July 2018 - 06:50 AM

I'm currently winning the bids on this beauty.

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Posted 13 July 2018 - 07:28 AM

https://www.ebay.co....DAAAOSwdMBa05Ga

 

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Crown Vic Interceptor. Bit steep at £6.6K but looks like a nice example and seller open to offers. 

 


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#130617 OFFLINE   lesapandre

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Posted 13 July 2018 - 07:40 AM

Be like me but with a turbo, and possible slightly uglier due to your extremely inelegant side door!!! Looks a bit less rotten than mine mind you.

 

https://i.ebayimg.com/images/g/6MsAAOSwz...

 

https://www.ebay.co....ng/253735591374

 

I need one of those big Renault lozenges if anyone knows where I can get one

HGV MoT runs out in 16 days. 



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Posted 13 July 2018 - 08:09 AM

https://www.ebay.co....DAAAOSwdMBa05Ga

 

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Crown Vic Interceptor. Bit steep at £6.6K but looks like a nice example and seller open to offers. 

 

He is certainly not open to realistic offers given his asking price straight from a padded cell in Lalaland.


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Posted 13 July 2018 - 08:12 AM

 

 

It's in Corsica, ffs.

Someone PLEASE start a collection thread!


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Posted 13 July 2018 - 08:37 AM

Avert your eyes folks, this is a monfuckingstrocity

https://www.ebay.co....5.c100005.m1851

https://i.ebayimg.com/images/g/R1IAAOSw4...

That it fucking brilliant.




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