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#128941 OFFLINE   Junkman

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Posted 14 June 2018 - 04:43 PM

L8 reg madniz.

 

https://www.ebay.co....ed/302771108674

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Verdict: Needs MOAR Mango!

 

 

Also:

 

 

Taxed and Tested

 

Ay, it's June 2018 m8.


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#128942 OFFLINE   Junkman

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Posted 14 June 2018 - 04:47 PM

Woah!

 

https://www.ebay.co....ic/253688678123

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#128943 OFFLINE   Junkman

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Posted 14 June 2018 - 04:51 PM

How about a twelve litre flat 8 that's big enough to not fit onto any photo?

 

https://www.ebay.co....cc/113063071110

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Ideally suited to a Porsche 917 replica

 

I actually had a Lomax three wheeler in mind, but that's probably just me.


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#128944 OFFLINE   Junkman

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Posted 14 June 2018 - 04:53 PM

https://www.ebay.co....WB/223006803588

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it is with enormous sadness that I found my self writing this ad for this amazing Nissan Patrol 2.8 petrol owned by Laura and Stefano for the last 3 years and more ...

 

Laura and Stefano, harden the fuck up!


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Posted 14 June 2018 - 05:20 PM

Woah!

https://www.ebay.co....ic/253688678123
https://i.ebayimg.com/images/g/9NAAAOSwp...

https://i.ebayimg.com/images/g/NgwAAOSw9...


Wow. Not many better ways to spend £3k than that!
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Posted 14 June 2018 - 07:27 PM

How about a twelve litre flat 8 that's big enough to not fit onto any photo?

 

https://www.ebay.co....cc/113063071110

https://i.ebayimg.com/images/g/WgEAAOSw1...

 

 

I actually had a Lomax three wheeler in mind, but that's probably just me.

2CV and move the front seats back a bit?


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What's the retail on one of those plumbed in fire extinguisher systems?


#128947 ONLINE   cort16

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Posted 14 June 2018 - 07:29 PM

Nice Viva

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oof

 

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https://www.ebay.co....353.m1438.l2649


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I estimate this car needs £3000 maybe £4000 spending on it to get it rite and when this is done it will be wotrth about £1500!!


#128948 OFFLINE   somewhatfoolish

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Posted 14 June 2018 - 08:58 PM

It's another facet of Indian design and build quality, from a nation that still has open defecation.

They have their own space programme and sent a probe orbiting around Mars FFS! An indigenous nuclear power programme that will see them with energy security for the forseeable. There's nothing wrong with Indian engineering, only with cheapskates who try and get things done for buttons.
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#128949 OFFLINE   Cavcraft

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Posted 14 June 2018 - 08:59 PM

One's a wooden/plastic shed usually seen in God awful seaside resorts during summer, the other is a caravan.

 

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https://www.ebay.co....KMAAOSwOPta71F0


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"As for actually admitting to liking Corsas on a public forum: you're a bollock-brained, biscuit-eating, faux-northern, bastardy, bollocky, wank-brain"

#128950 OFFLINE   Cavcraft

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Posted 14 June 2018 - 09:05 PM

I bet slamming on when there's a 44 tonne Scania bhind you would be interested. Your arse would probably blow up at the exact point you lost your knackers on the gear lever.

 

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https://www.ebay.co....NIAAOSw3mFbFseC

 

'Tester said it the best reliant conversion he's seen'


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#128951 OFFLINE   Cavcraft

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Posted 14 June 2018 - 09:08 PM

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https://www.ebay.co....a0AAOSwtp9bIsqM

 

Hmm, if only there was a handy guide ref what all those things do

 

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#128952 OFFLINE   UltraWomble

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Posted 14 June 2018 - 09:20 PM

 

 

'Tester said it the best reliant conversion he's seen'

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#128953 OFFLINE   MarvinsMom

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Posted 14 June 2018 - 10:10 PM

^yes, but his fuckin' Labrador thought it was TERRIBLE.......


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#128954 OFFLINE   wuvvum

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Posted 14 June 2018 - 11:00 PM

OMGCRISPBERTONESTYLING!!!!!

 

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Posted 14 June 2018 - 11:12 PM

I had one like that.  It was hopeless.  Both gutless and hideously thirsty.  Although bizarrely it did go round corners rather well.

 

Here it is having just dragged a JU250 van back from North Yorkshire (it managed about 16mpg).

 

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Posted 14 June 2018 - 11:19 PM

Here's another Dodge horsebox.  It's not small, it's just far away.  Penzance in fact.

 

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Luckily the seller has just added some bigger photos.  Which show that it isn't a horsebox any more, just an old lorry with a fucking great hole in the back of the cab.  And no roof.  FFS.


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#128957 OFFLINE   Eddie Honda

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Posted 14 June 2018 - 11:41 PM

'Tester said it the best reliant conversion he's seen'

But he has only seen one. Number one in a field of one.

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Posted 15 June 2018 - 12:21 AM

V12 7-series for a grand. Some great gumtree photography as well.

 

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WCPGW?

 

https://www.gumtree....-v12/1302603887


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Posted 15 June 2018 - 12:24 AM

Super high mileage but very rare 4.2 V8 A8 for 1.5k (too much)

 

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https://www.gumtree....line/1302644115


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Posted 15 June 2018 - 12:29 AM

W140 S320 with BLUE CLOTH INTERIOR

 

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Looks great but had some welding done on it before. If this was an S500 I'd buy it.

 

https://www.gumtree....s320/1302519441


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Posted 15 June 2018 - 05:33 AM

I've always wanted a proper pig nose Mercedes Motorhome.  We had one briefly that I sold for an absurd profit, but now we have a proper family it'd be fun to have something we can just jump in.

 

This ISN'T one, but I had a look nonetheless.

 

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So I was sharpening my bidding finger when...

 

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FFS.

 

Link is here for perverts.


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Posted 15 June 2018 - 05:46 AM

Ok now THIS could be interesting.

 

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Oink Oink.  Piggy nose, old skool number plate, looking promising!!1!

 

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It's certainly a good length.

 

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Oh fuck off.  Definitely an oversharer of wine memes on Facebook.

 

And what the actual fuck am I supposed to do on that?  Is there one for each cheek or something??

 

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Still.  It has got exactly the interior I want (we had it in the last one)

 

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https://www.ebay.co....DAAAOSw-H1a0g6f


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#128963 OFFLINE   Tadhg Tiogar

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Posted 15 June 2018 - 06:37 AM

I've always wanted a proper pig nose Mercedes Motorhome. We had one briefly that I sold for an absurd profit, but now we have a proper family it'd be fun to have something we can just jump in.

This ISN'T one, but I had a look nonetheless.

https://i.ebayimg.com/images/g/hesAAOSwN...

https://i.ebayimg.com/images/g/O-sAAOSwF...https://i.ebayimg.com/images/g/qcUAAOSwx...

So I was sharpening my bidding finger when...

https://i.ebayimg.com/images/g/YNsAAOSwt...


FFS.

Link is here for perverts.


The steering wheel looks like something from a Mk.3 Cortina....
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#128964 OFFLINE   Hertz

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Posted 15 June 2018 - 08:23 AM

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Posted 15 June 2018 - 08:26 AM

Rotten CF anyone?

 

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Posted 15 June 2018 - 08:27 AM

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Posted 15 June 2018 - 08:29 AM

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https://www.ebay.co....y4AAOSwYK1bIulK


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Posted 15 June 2018 - 08:30 AM

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Posted 15 June 2018 - 08:32 AM

Ooooh

 

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#128970 OFFLINE   Junkman

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Posted 15 June 2018 - 08:46 AM

 

I don't believe it - another 6.9 in Milan Brown!

 

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