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#127171 OFFLINE   flat4alfa

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Posted 17 May 2018 - 11:00 AM

Yo Autoshizzlers, what do you reckon to this MG Metro on eBay? SCAM or NOT SCAM? I want to buy it as its identical to my first car that my now long-deceased grandparents gave me back in 95. But it seems too cheap and the whole dont message me, don’t text me, phone me 24 hrs seems a bit sus even if the seller really is a web-fingered spud-fucking yokel.
https://m.ebay.co.uk...rs/153017335279
Whaddyathink?

 

I think it's a bargain 

 

Manor Farm is also on

 T: 01788 542335

 

I'd ring that one as well, you have nothing to lose.  Be quick or I will !

 

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#127172 ONLINE   wuvvum

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Posted 17 May 2018 - 12:42 PM

Tidy looking Nissan Yanny.  Is this really what these are worth now though?  Especially with no test.

 

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#127173 ONLINE   wuvvum

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Posted 17 May 2018 - 12:53 PM

Rusty 944 - slightly more reasonably priced.

 

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#127174 ONLINE   davehedgehog31

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Posted 17 May 2018 - 01:12 PM

Rusty 944 - slightly more reasonably priced.

 

https://i.ebayimg.com/images/g/uf8AAOSw5...

I love those cars, way beyond my spannering nous though. 


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#127175 OFFLINE   Danterzza

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Posted 17 May 2018 - 03:15 PM

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Photo taken in 1995.

 

https://www.ebay.co....ZUAAOSwIxxassG4


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#127176 OFFLINE   Danterzza

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Posted 17 May 2018 - 03:16 PM

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These are sooooooooooooooooooo fit.

 

https://www.ebay.co....U4AAOSw8xFa4IQC

 

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ohhh plush.


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#127177 OFFLINE   Supernaut

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Posted 17 May 2018 - 03:19 PM

The large bottle of water on the passenger seat is a reassuring* sign.


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#127178 OFFLINE   Danterzza

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Posted 17 May 2018 - 03:19 PM

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ERR

 

minor bump at 15mph

 

 

https://www.ebay.co....5.c100005.m1851

 

Still an earlish aero with the bad boy 3 spokes.


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#127179 OFFLINE   Danterzza

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Posted 17 May 2018 - 03:22 PM

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100 Quattro, these aren't worth much are they.

 

Price: £: 7200, (o.n.o)

 

 

https://www.ebay.co....s8AAOSwyKta6Wbz


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#127180 OFFLINE   Danterzza

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Posted 17 May 2018 - 03:26 PM

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Needs some serious da action pronto.

 

https://www.ebay.co....wUAAOSwVWpa~JSg


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Posted 17 May 2018 - 03:27 PM

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This looks the nuts for £1400

 

https://www.ebay.co....N8AAOSwf7Ja~Idg


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#127182 OFFLINE   Danterzza

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Posted 17 May 2018 - 03:30 PM

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https://www.ebay.co....X0AAOSwrIlavR7e

 

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https://www.ebay.co....csAAOSwdRpapQ3p

 

Right then I have a coupe and a cab for sale what should I call myself???????????

 

 

Seller information
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Done


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#127183 OFFLINE   Danterzza

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Posted 17 May 2018 - 03:31 PM

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10/10 On the colour choice.

 

https://www.ebay.co....dEAAOSwLM5a~A4m


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#127184 ONLINE   cort16

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Posted 17 May 2018 - 03:33 PM

 

it was all going so well as I flicked through the pictures rubbing my trousers.

 

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I estimate this car needs £3000 maybe £4000 spending on it to get it rite and when this is done it will be wotrth about £1500!!


#127185 OFFLINE   Danterzza

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Posted 17 May 2018 - 03:35 PM

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https://www.ebay.co....TwAAOSw4RZa~FTR
 

 

Owned by my father, he bought this car in 1991 with 21k on the clock.

It's been his pride and joy for 27 years and he'll be sad to see it go.

 

 

forced him to buy another car this MOT time.

 

 

I am calling help the aged.


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#127186 OFFLINE   Supernaut

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Posted 17 May 2018 - 03:39 PM

 

That's a very similar colour to the Series 3 I used to drive back in 2005.



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Posted 17 May 2018 - 03:48 PM

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https://www.ebay.co....oEAAOSwpkFY64ie

 

Looks giggle a minute fun


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#127188 ONLINE   Junkman

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Posted 17 May 2018 - 03:59 PM

Seller has a bit of a centre box fetish.


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#127189 ONLINE   Cleon-Fonte

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Posted 17 May 2018 - 04:53 PM

Forget your Ups and Aygos, this is a proper city car.

 

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https://www.ebay.co....VsAAOSwWWtayTyb


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#127190 OFFLINE   adw1977

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Posted 17 May 2018 - 05:06 PM

reliant robin

 

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Seller gets the name of the car in the correct order, which is nice, but proceeds to use no punctuation or capitals at all in the description.

 

£850.00
0 bids

 

https://www.ebay.co....sUAAOSwhFla8r25


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#127191 OFFLINE   adw1977

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Posted 17 May 2018 - 05:09 PM

vauxhall carlton 2.0 i estate

 

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"vauxhall carlton 2.0 petrol estate not been on road for 18 years will require work,cash on collection from huddersfield."

 

Has ebay run out of capital letters today?

 

£101.00
Reserve not met
0 bids

 

https://www.ebay.co....uwAAOSwAz5ah~5G


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#127192 OFFLINE   adw1977

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Posted 17 May 2018 - 05:14 PM

Renaul 9 TC

 

Almost!  To be fair, the description is actually quite good, with punctuation and everything.

 

https://www.ebay.co....WwAAOSwoPta-xac

 

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£0.99
1 bid


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#127193 OFFLINE   adw1977

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Posted 17 May 2018 - 05:25 PM

Apologies if we've already had this one, it's a one owner car with lots of "special" graphics.

 

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It seems someone was anxious that we all know that it's a SIERRA.

 

£950.00
0 bids

 

https://www.ebay.co....8IAAOSwJqNa9uHT


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#127194 OFFLINE   Matt

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Posted 17 May 2018 - 07:09 PM

50 quid Swift in Crawley

 

VERY USED, GOOD FOR PARTS

 

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https://www.gumtree....tm_content=none


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#127195 ONLINE   wuvvum

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Posted 17 May 2018 - 07:22 PM

Needs a lot of work and appears to have been plate raped, but it's a 3 cylinder diesel van made by a manufacturer that was already on its last legs in 1959, so immediately gets about a gazillion shite points.

 

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#127196 ONLINE   Junkman

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Posted 17 May 2018 - 07:58 PM

I merely put this here because it's the most tedious ad I have ever read.

 

https://www.ebay.co....JS/202299414376

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To be fair, the car seems to be alright.


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#127197 ONLINE   clayts450

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Posted 17 May 2018 - 08:18 PM

In with the moderns, starting at £500 5 day auction 

 

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https://www.ebay.co....A4AAOSwhkVa~C9F


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Posted 17 May 2018 - 08:20 PM

 

Not road worthy

 

 

Only photo:

 

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https://www.ebay.co....70AAOSwcGBar8~k


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#127199 OFFLINE   flat4alfa

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Posted 17 May 2018 - 09:13 PM

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fitted a 2 litre DOHC engine from a 1988 Ford Sierra. Also fitted is an MT75 gearbox. The engine suits the car very well and it drives nicely. I've replaced the timing chains, the clutch and the prop shaf was professionally modified. It really could do with a respray but all panels are solid, as is the base unit. It will have a full years MoT and is tax exempt

 


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Posted 17 May 2018 - 10:03 PM

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Tonight I'm gonna have myself a real good time
I feel alive and the wing I'll turn it inside out - yeah

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So don't stop me now

 

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Don't stop me now

 

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Cause I'm having a good time

 

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Mama, just killed ma van
Electrics stuck a leg out of bed 
Missed the brakes, now he's dead
Mother fucking I-veeeee-co

​So now I'm going to throw the c**t away

 

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https://www.ebay.co....8YAAOSwKoFa6Yqw

 

She keeps the K-seal and CDs 
In her pretty cabinet

 

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'Let them drink water' she says
Just like a camel yet
A built-in remedy
For HGF the enemy 
At anytime an invitation
You can decline

 

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Are you gonna take me home tonight?

 

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Ahh, that fucking Renault warning light

 

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https://www.ebay.co....08AAOSwpFda4iZS

 

Are you gonna let it all hang out
Fat bottomed Meg's
You're just a world of shite

 

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https://www.ebay.co....cYAAOSwKRBa~Ww7

 

I'd rather ride my bicycle bicycle bicycle
I 'd rather ride my bicycle
I want to ride my bike
I want to ride my bicycle
Than drive this pile of shite

 

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https://www.ebay.co....6IAAOSwvyNa~aFz

 

You say rat I say shite

 

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https://www.ebay.co....RIAAOSwXrBa~Cp2

 

You say bark I say shite

 

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https://www.ebay.co....QEAAOSwgJla8M4s

You say shark I say hey man

​Fords were never my scene

 

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https://www.ebay.co....pEAAOSwrBRa9V~A

 

​And I don't like Space Stars

 

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https://www.ebay.co....mcAAOSwz4Fa9pJt


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