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#127141 OFFLINE   cort16

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Posted 16 May 2018 - 07:06 PM

Meanwhile, over on the blue forum


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This is mega!

I estimate this car needs £3000 maybe £4000 spending on it to get it rite and when this is done it will be wotrth about £1500!!


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Posted 16 May 2018 - 07:12 PM

https://www.ebay.co....sr/183229011280

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Posted 16 May 2018 - 07:14 PM

This is mega!

 

Please buy it so I can buy it off you later this year


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#127144 OFFLINE   Junkman

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Posted 16 May 2018 - 07:14 PM

https://www.ebay.co....am/192542298720

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Posted 16 May 2018 - 07:16 PM

'Quadrophenia themed'

 

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Probably only watched that film twice, the last time being ages ago. Fucked if I can remember Daman Albran, Cilla Black, Elvis Presley and Tara Palmer Tomkinson's part in it though

 

https://www.ebay.co....jMAAOSwVL5a-9~F

 

'exterior has been custom painted by a well known graffiti artist (name given to winner)'

 

 

This is going to go one of two ways:  It'll either be someone you've never heard of or Pissed up Dave (the bald bloke who once ate his pet field mouse for a bet) from The Horse & Jockey.


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#127146 OFFLINE   Junkman

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Posted 16 May 2018 - 07:16 PM

https://www.ebay.co....7S/132624909579

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Stirling

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Posted 16 May 2018 - 07:17 PM

 

You've just won this thread forever. 


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#127148 OFFLINE   Junkman

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Posted 16 May 2018 - 07:17 PM

https://www.ebay.co....rs/153024432747

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#127149 OFFLINE   Junkman

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Posted 16 May 2018 - 07:21 PM

GR3 for getaways.

 

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Posted 16 May 2018 - 07:22 PM

It's now reduced to 275 Quid.

 

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Posted 16 May 2018 - 07:24 PM

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Posted 16 May 2018 - 07:42 PM

For years I thought the T in GLT on Volvo's meant Turbo. In this case it does.

 

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I estimate this car needs £3000 maybe £4000 spending on it to get it rite and when this is done it will be wotrth about £1500!!


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Posted 16 May 2018 - 07:52 PM

OMFG!

 

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Posted 16 May 2018 - 08:12 PM

Yo Autoshizzlers, what do you reckon to this MG Metro on eBay? SCAM or NOT SCAM? I want to buy it as its identical to my first car that my now long-deceased grandparents gave me back in 95. But it seems too cheap and the whole dont message me, don’t text me, phone me 24 hrs seems a bit sus even if the seller really is a web-fingered spud-fucking yokel.

https://m.ebay.co.uk...rs/153017335279

Whaddyathink?

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I think you should phone him and ask to view it.  If you like what you see make an offer, take a photo of him and his Passport, get a receipt, and take it home. If he doesn't answer the phone, try it twice more and then text, politely asking him to phone you as you keep trying but he's busy.


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Posted 16 May 2018 - 08:12 PM

 

American elegance, wonderful colours and a nicely photographed classy backdrop! Want, but can't have. 



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Posted 16 May 2018 - 08:23 PM

This is mega!

If only it had the Fiat 20 Valve Turbo engine  :-(


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#127157 OFFLINE   wuvvum

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Posted 16 May 2018 - 09:11 PM

Cheap Discovery.

 

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I don't know what it needs for an mot

 

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Date tested 5 April 2018 Fail
Mileage 189,301 miles
MOT test number 9443 1564 9186
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Reason(s) for failure
  • Brake pipe inadequately supported front to rear (3.6.B.1)
  • Anti-lock braking system warning lamp indicates an ABS fault (3.4.1c)
  • Nearside Windscreen wiper does not clear the windscreen effectively (8.2.2)
  • Offside Windscreen wiper does not clear the windscreen effectively (8.2.2)
  • Battery insecure clamp missing (1.9.1)
  • Rear fog lamp tell tale not working (1.3.1b)
  • Rear fog lamp not working (1.3.2b)
  • Offside Headlamp aim too low (1.8)
  • Nearside Rear Anti-roll bar linkage has excessive play in a ball joint (2.4.G.2)
  • Nearside Rear Lower Shock absorber has an excessively worn bush (2.7.4)
  • Offside Rear Lower Shock absorber has an excessively worn bush (2.7.4)
  • Nearside Rear Tyre has ply or cords exposed (4.1.D.1b)
  • Offside Front Tyre has ply or cords exposed (4.1.D.1b)
  • Nearside Track rod end ball joint dust cover excessively damaged so that it no longer prevents the ingress of dirt (2.2.C.1c)
  • Offside Front wheel bearing has excessive play swivel ball joint (2.5.A.3c)
  • Nearside Seat belt anchorage prescribed area is excessively corroded floor (5.2.6)
  • Offside Seat belt anchorage prescribed area is excessively corroded floor (5.2.6)
  • Nearside Rear Seat belt anchorage prescribed area is excessively corroded inner wheel arch (5.2.6)
  • Rear Seat belt anchorage prescribed area is excessively corroded n/s floor and o/s floor under rear seats (5.2.6)

 


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Posted 16 May 2018 - 09:16 PM

I'm told these go sideways quite well in 2WD mode.

 

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Posted 16 May 2018 - 09:17 PM

I could not disagree more.


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Posted 16 May 2018 - 09:39 PM

4th gen facelift Camaro with the wrong engine.

 

 

 

Has been fairly badly vandalised

 

Wow, those vandals really went to town with this thing. They've even added hood vents and ruined the floor mats with what looks like overspray to me. What disgusting human being would do that?

 

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https://www.ebay.co....5.c100005.m1851

 

Also what kind of strange brown color did the car originally have?


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Posted 16 May 2018 - 09:52 PM

I think you should phone him and ask to view it.  If you like what you see make an offer, take a photo of him and his Passport, get a receipt, and take it home. If he doesn't answer the phone, try it twice more and then text, politely asking him to phone you as you keep trying but he's busy.

Seems about right to me. It's a good price - not a bargain nor unreasonably expensive. The lack of rust is in its favour! Worth a call and a look, I'd suggest.

 

As it's photographed outside Manor Farm, Cosford, Rugby, CV21 1HT and the chap whose farming business is based there is called David and he is of the right age range to recall the 1980s with fondness, it is probably him selling it... see here

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Posted 16 May 2018 - 11:01 PM

Shitting Nora!

 

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Posted 17 May 2018 - 05:42 AM

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I don't reckon XJ40s come any better. That XJ number plate needs to get to fuck though.


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Posted 17 May 2018 - 05:46 AM

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Posted 17 May 2018 - 05:58 AM

I think you should phone him and ask to view it. If you like what you see make an offer, take a photo of him and his Passport, get a receipt, and take it home. If he doesn't answer the phone, try it twice more and then text, politely asking him to phone you as you keep trying but he's busy.


If I had a motor for sale and some geezer rocked-up and was like;
"I'll have it but I need a picture of you and your passport" I'd politely tell him to FRO.
Hpi it and get a receipt. Don't paypal it under any circumstances.
Do credit cards offer any protection, assuming a trader will take it?

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Posted 17 May 2018 - 06:05 AM

4th gen facelift Camaro with the wrong engine.


Wow, those vandals really went to town with this thing. They've even added hood vents and ruined the floor mats with what looks like overspray to me. What disgusting human being would do that?

https://i.ebayimg.com/images/g/22IAAOSw0...

https://www.ebay.co....5.c100005.m1851

Also what kind of strange brown color did the car originally have?


£200 reserve not met. Surely this is £150 of scrap?

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Posted 17 May 2018 - 07:42 AM

Hmmmmmm Arty Shot

 

quote: 'This luxury car was used as a wedding car by a previous owner and is immaculate internally and externally.'

 

Shot Gun Wedding?

 

quote: 'Approximately £1500.00 needs to be spent'

 

She's a bit of a Dog Then?

https://www.ebay.co....QsAAOSwkSla9yEV

 

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#127168 OFFLINE   MorrisItalSLX

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Posted 17 May 2018 - 09:38 AM

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I don't reckon XJ40s come any better. That XJ number plate needs to get to fuck though.

 

Needs to be a higher spec with fishbowl headlights.

 

Also, airbag steering wheels can FRO.


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Posted 17 May 2018 - 10:03 AM

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Posted 17 May 2018 - 10:12 AM

The 'last one in France', apparently. The first pic was hopeful, the last one told the truth.

 

I used to get a lift home from school in one of these when I was about 7 from a neighbour.  I remember the vinyl and that my neighbour got stung by a bee in it one hot day.  I can't remember last night's dinner though.

 

https://www.leboncoi...30.htm/?ca=12_s

 

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