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#127111 OFFLINE   egg

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Posted 15 May 2018 - 08:11 PM

^ gotta do pics!

 

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Posted 15 May 2018 - 08:17 PM

^ gotta do pics!

https://i.ebayimg.com/00/s/NzY4WDEwMjQ=/...


Y hav it got a toylet piss rug 4 a stearing wheel?
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#127113 OFFLINE   Crusty Sills

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Posted 15 May 2018 - 08:28 PM

Foxy! A local 1989 Polo 1.0 Fox. Price may be a bit steep at £2995.
 
https://www.ebay.co....lQAAOSw-DdaxQC9
 
https://i.ebayimg.com/images/g/clQAAOSw-...
 
The car sales place itself is intriguing. It's located in a former supermarket situated in the corner of a 1960s brutalist shopping complex (due to be redevoped in the next year or so).


Anglia square??
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#127114 OFFLINE   wuvvum

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Posted 15 May 2018 - 08:36 PM

Yup.  I've often wondered how they do any business, given that nobody with any money or sense ever ventures into Anglia Square.  (I am a frequent visitor myself.)


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#127115 OFFLINE   wuvvum

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Posted 15 May 2018 - 08:37 PM

Cheap (if tatty) diesel Audi in Ellesmere Port.

 

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Posted 15 May 2018 - 08:37 PM

 

So I bought this recently however my circumstances have changed

He got better?


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#127117 ONLINE   Cavcraft

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Posted 15 May 2018 - 08:48 PM

Must have suffered some sort of unexplained concussion or something, but quite recently Mk3 Golf GTis have grown on me. Ideally some shit green or grey colour.

 

 

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https://www.ebay.co....b0AAOSwVK9a-Iai

 

 

Not sure it'll ever happen though, as would genuinely be embarrassed to own it, and it'd attract every crashing VW bore on the planet, I expect.


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Posted 15 May 2018 - 08:50 PM

[adenoidal voice]I think you'll find that's turtle green or battleship grey, code ZBX1764gtri2r7%####3721/b[/adenoidal voice]


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#127119 ONLINE   Cavcraft

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Posted 15 May 2018 - 08:57 PM

If it looks like an Iveco...

 

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...is wired like an Iveco...

 

 

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...and it's bodged like an Iveco...

 

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Then it's probably a Volvo...

 

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https://www.ebay.co....fIAAOSwEm1a-ped


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Posted 15 May 2018 - 08:59 PM

Look how ace this is

 

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https://www.ebay.co....x8AAOSw7aFa6QG~


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Posted 15 May 2018 - 09:01 PM

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https://www.ebay.co....1oAAOSwKSRa-Wcv


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Posted 15 May 2018 - 09:11 PM

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https://www.ebay.co....4YAAOSweWBauIsU


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#127123 OFFLINE   mercrocker

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Posted 15 May 2018 - 09:21 PM

That Harvey-Frosted Land Rover isn't expensive, either.   I can see that getting flipped at one of the Beaulieu Autojumble auctions for a tidy profit.


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Posted 15 May 2018 - 09:27 PM

https://www.ebay.co....30/222978863088
https://i.ebayimg.com/images/g/j~oAAOSwh...

https://i.ebayimg.com/images/g/IQMAAOSww...

Owned by someone with a static caravan fetish?
Or a rodent problem?
Or they like to play mini golf next to the cars and got fed up of having to retrieve their balls from underneath? (fnarr)

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LT Multicruiser (guest bedroom and backup kitchen)

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(I'm sure I've forgotten at least one...)


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Posted 15 May 2018 - 10:00 PM

SD3 auto for buttons but clearly needing weldage cos TADTS - £250 Wrexham

 

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https://www.gumtree....atic/1298926581


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Posted 15 May 2018 - 10:04 PM

Hmm....

 

 

 

The car is starting and working very well 
Not to much details because it’s not my car 
My friend left the car in to my property because gone away and he said it will be back 
But unfortunately he just rang me and he said if I can sell the car for him because he will not going to come back any more 
Any one interested please feel free to call or come to see it. 

 

"He", correct ?

 

Are you sure about that ?

 

Is that your final answer ?

 

Do you wish to reconsider ?

 

You know, because this...

 

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and this

 

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Just saying like.

 

£350 buys you this living greenhouse of shit. Previously owned by A Man.

 

https://www.gumtree....tle-/1298935338


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Posted 15 May 2018 - 10:10 PM

216 Coupe auto £495 Merseyside - Ghosty to the beige courtesy phone please

 

https://i.ebayimg.com/00/s/NTc2WDEwMjQ=/...

 

https://www.gumtree....top-/1298836311

 

I sort of like this but I want a 216 hatch for practicality, and I've already had a silver one. There's not much point me swapping my Prelude for this as it's just, well, the same.


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Posted 16 May 2018 - 12:46 PM

Cheap Fiat 500.  Rotten as a pear, but who cares - MOT exempt innit.

 

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Posted 16 May 2018 - 01:46 PM

Cheap Fiat 500.  Rotten as a pear, but who cares - MOT exempt innit.

 

https://i.ebayimg.com/images/g/CrcAAOSwX...

 

I'll be amazed if that doesn't break in half when dragged out. 


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#127130 OFFLINE   egg

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Posted 16 May 2018 - 03:18 PM

https://www.leboncoi...54.htm/?ca=12_s

 

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Posted 16 May 2018 - 03:38 PM

https://www.leboncoi...25.htm/?ca=12_s

 

Not a 'cool' van.

 

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Posted 16 May 2018 - 03:41 PM

'I'm not an arm of the social security, so if you only have €500, go to the next advert'

 

https://www.leboncoi...37.htm/?ca=12_s

 

Nice auto in the North.

 

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#127133 OFFLINE   flat4alfa

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Posted 16 May 2018 - 03:44 PM

Meanwhile, over on the blue forum

 

1998 Lancia Kappa Pininfarina Estate, London, MOT Nov, £750

 

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http://forum.retro-r...a-estate-london


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Posted 16 May 2018 - 04:12 PM

Pointless, yet amazing

https://www.ebay.co....6-/253618427882

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Posted 16 May 2018 - 05:00 PM

MX6 V6 manual...

 

https://www.carandcl....uk/car/C992692

 

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Posted 16 May 2018 - 05:11 PM

Like this one too, but not the daft gear lever or the price....

 

https://www.autoscou...n?vehid=5632725

 

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Posted 16 May 2018 - 05:55 PM

Yo Autoshizzlers, what do you reckon to this MG Metro on eBay? SCAM or NOT SCAM? I want to buy it as its identical to my first car that my now long-deceased grandparents gave me back in 95. But it seems too cheap and the whole dont message me, don’t text me, phone me 24 hrs seems a bit sus even if the seller really is a web-fingered spud-fucking yokel.

https://m.ebay.co.uk...rs/153017335279

Whaddyathink?

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Posted 16 May 2018 - 06:56 PM

1959-Series-Land-Rover
 
 
Oh, ears pricked up
 
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:rollseyes:
 
 
Here is my 1959 Series Land Rover. It has been modified over the years and is now mostly Series 3.

 

 
with the notable and sole exception of the vin plate then

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Posted 16 May 2018 - 07:01 PM

Land Rover Series 2a IIa 109, 1969, Recovery, Overdrive, Harvey Frost

 

https://www.ebay.co....JkAAOSwstNawhn9

 

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£a lot of bags but less than the difference of the other one and a pro resto to bring it to this standard I reckons

 

 

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Posted 16 May 2018 - 07:03 PM

Yo Autoshizzlers, what do you reckon to this MG Metro on eBay? SCAM or NOT SCAM? I want to buy it as its identical to my first car that my now long-deceased grandparents gave me back in 95. But it seems too cheap and the whole dont message me, don’t text me, phone me 24 hrs seems a bit sus even if the seller really is a web-fingered spud-fucking yokel.

https://m.ebay.co.uk...rs/153017335279

Whaddyathink?

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phone him, if he wants cash deposit to hold it till you can collect it more likely to be a scam, not sure paypal proteshun covers cars so they are a waste of time.

 

ask him if he has v5 etc explain a shit load of scams about - he will either understand or hang up


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Pug 307 - son's daily runner Sold to Arthur Foxhake

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Daewoo Matiz 2002 - Sold

Jaguar x308 Sovereign 4 litre - nicked by Fathathestag might be up 4sayle soon

Triumph Staaag 1973 - cheaper than a mistress.. just

Range Rover 1972 - ongoing extensive restoration

Range Rover 1972 - complete shed but in line for restoration

Land Rover 1969 SIIa SWB - belongs to Fathathestag but maintained and welded by me

BMW E46 318i touring - sold to hhhugues

 





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